would you buy a non-sexual robot companion? (i.e. one without holes)
Yes, I have a gf but, no friends to talk to about stuff, I can't to my gf about. Also, I have no family and a job were I don't need to do any socializing. If I could just have a friend to hangout with every once in awhile I Wouldn't be always so clinging and would be able to focus better on my career.
>>25870220
Yes. I want to buy one of those realistic sex dolls just to cuddle with, I couldn't have sex with it anyways
Can I drill holes into it and install a flesh light
Would you rather be 6'2'' tall or have a 7 inch dick?
I'm 6'3" with a 8.5 inch dickbut I'm still a beta virgin
I'm 6'4 and have like an 8 inch dick
I'm also a worthless piece ofshit
What are the alternatives?
6'2" with what dick length, and 7" dick with what height?
Who /corporateslave/ here?
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>>25869883
How do you even deal with this?
I would rather recieve NEETbux and live at the bare minimum than slave away my life for 200 jewtokens more
>>25869883
Where do you work and what do you do, senpai?
>>25869971
How would those two sums compare in real life though? I take it monthly neetbux isn't anywhere near as much as a cubicle campers wage?
Just got a job unloading trucks.
I'm not the strongest guy, what if I fuck up and slow the other guys down?!
>>25869852
You'll be fine
I was in your exact position at one point
Get your protein
>>25869907
I'm also just flat out out of shape. I reckon this job would get me in shape though. But I don't know if the dudes i'll be working with have the patience.
I did this too. Basically as long as you're able to lift something, you're fine. Maybe just practice lifting random ass boxes around the house I guess. You'll be fine though. Any specifics about the job?
>It's not gay if you're attracted to female penis
>>25869682
>feminine dicks are gay
When will this meme end?
I would date a convincing trans girl and suck her dick. I can't tell if I'm bi or just desperate.
>>25869787
When you give solid proof that it's a meme
Tell me about your guys day or something. I have a bunch of free time between classes so I'll try to reply to all posts.
Come make friends or something
fuck fake frndz
>>25869596
Eh, pretty normal i guess. I woke up around 11 am and went to the shop to buy some food. After that i've been playing LoL or browsing /r9k/
>>25869648
Friends are overrated I guess. That's why I sit alone
>tfw scared to death of death
>tfw idea of absolute nothingness is incomprehensible
>tfw I've only ever existed and dont know what it's like to not exist
>tfw it won't be "like" anything because I won't fucking exist
What keeps you up at night robots
>>25869551
>I've only ever existed
but thats wrong, you didnt exist before you were born.
death is just like that.
The self is an illusion. You're not the same person you will be ten years from now, even if you do survive.
You'll have different genetic expressions (due to epigenetics) and you'll have different conditioning. Your brain will have different quantities of neurotransmitters swirling around in it and will have at least some subtle structural differences.
In short, in 10 years you won't even be "you", even if you don't die. You'll have memories of this year, 2016, but they'll be distorted--not a true-to-life photographic...
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>>25869551
some people are afraid of the stupidest of shit, i swear to god. theres literally nothing more interesting than finding out exactly what happens after death (protip: its nothing that can be expressed in a human language)
Hello there I just wanted to share the string of random events that defined my first time
>be me 18
>got two best friends lets call them Chadbro and Betabro
>invited to a newyears party with Chadbros friends
>4 hour drive
>fuck it ROADTRIP
>get to the place know nobody except Chadbro and Betabro
>about 20 people only 3 grills
>this...
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>gf of about a year
>put my penis in her vagina
>feltgoodman.jpg
>broke up with me a week later
True story m8s no lie.
If you have had sex you do not belong on this board. Fuck off
>post on whisper complaining about being a 23 year old virgin
>girl sends pm
>exchange kiks and talk for a week
>take 16 year old prime teen pussy to hotel
>fuck her for 4 hours and cuddle/sleep
>meet most weekends
I eventually fuck shit up... kek
Dawg, you like tsunderes?!
>>25869166
Not really 2bh. I hate that trope.
a best magical girl.
Not really 2 bee hummus, ham
It's that time of the day again!
Time to watch some normie scum get BTFO
>>25869103
fuck off back to b
/b/
Unoriginal comment.
>>25869120
>>25869123
I'm pretty sure this place is just as bad if not worse than /b/
>tfw 19
>tfw older ladies 30-45 at my job are always telling me how cute i am and how i must be popular with girls
>tfw virgin whos never had a gf and gets absolutely no attention from girls my age
>tfw confused as fuck
>>25869096
>tfw mommy does the same thing
>>25869328
my grandma does but not my mom
Me too
Lolhhfravhjyefsjgnnfcceghjevtjjevju
I'm alone.
I literally have no friends.
I live by myself.
The only people I speak to are people I work with.
For the last few days I've felt really panicky and like there's a weight in my chest.
Is this what depression feels like? Panic and loneliness and dissatisfied?
No. Depression is an energy/pleasure issue. You want to do things but nothing comes out, you do things and although there might be some momentary flash that this time it won't be shit, it does feel like shit. A literal chronic pain that only gets worse and makes you wish you could just lay down and die and make it all end.
You're just having anxiety.
How do I make it stop?
>>25868988
Try killing yourself.
>tfw watching father's alcoholism destroy his humanity
>tfw he is a shell of the person he was a year ago
>tfw he really can't stop
>tfw parents are separating
>tfw dad will probably die soon
>tfw never go into college because of this and will probably be kicked out soon
>tfw can't get a job
>tfw can't open...
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There's plenty of time to be happy, your situation is just fucked right now.
>graduating this year
>no job prospects
>no internships
>no work experience
>no references
>just academics
>bf is abusive
>get drunk practically every night
>no motivation or hope for the future
at least i've got you guys
>>25869210
Go back to >>>/adv/ normie
what is some robot9k approved anime?
Gurren Laggan, Cowboy Beboop,Evangelion
k-k-k-K-kKAIJI-KUN!
Gits
When you think about it, it's only natural to want to be a girl.
>girls are pretty and cute
>pretty and cute things are nice
>it's nice to be nice
ergo:
>I wish to be the little girl.
Try to find a flaw in my reasoning. Protip:you can't.
>implying all girls are pretty and cute
if your female and not attractive you are basically subhuman and there is no way to save yourself with money or charm or smarts like ugly men can
>>25868581
I honestly feel worse for ugly women than ugly men.
>>25868533
tranny out, stop trying to get me to cut my dick off