>Live in my own small but cozy apartment
>Wake up
>Eat oatmeal and milk for breakfast
>Shitpost on the chans
>Go outside for a stroll/some groceries
>Watch anime
>Listen to weeaboo gook songs while singing along without knowing the lyrics and dancing like a little faggot fuckboi
>Make my own dinner
>Sing...
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Oh, you won't, because you aren't motivated at all to change.
>>25896823
>So, why give up all of the above, my little shrine of joy, for a woman?
You'll know when it hits you.
>>25896897
>>25896903
Piss off normies, change for what? His life is pretty damn comfy.
Ask a McDonald's cook anything
how do you continue the will to live?
is it true that you purposely violate food safety regulations out of spite?
Shouldn't you and most of your co-workers have been replaced by machines ages ago?
Pour your hearts out, I'll read every post here.
I'll give you a voice, I want to hear all of it.
I'm being stalked by an insane weaboo
i'm all alone in real life
>>25895253
Are you mystery.jpg's bf?
What would you do if you were obscenely rich? I'd buy TV advertising time and show trailers of movies that don't exist
>>25894909
I would start my own car company
Make quality, hand-crafted products that are built to last decades e.g. a laptop that would BTFO any Macbook. I would call it the Millennial line with limited numbered editions to celebrate the state-of-the-art at the time of release.
>>25894909
Own a radio station that would play music I like
Own a TV channel that would broadcast films and TV series I like
Is it true /r9k/? You support Trump?
I literally never take anyone who posts any anime reaction image seriously.
You just KNOW that they are:
>fat/skinnyfat/skinny
>NEET or shitty white collar job where they "GET PAID TO SHITPOST WOW SO AWESOME"
>have absolutely NO plan to breed or help the white race
>are selfish as fuck
>materialistic as fuck, they buy TONS of utter shite to fill the void in their mind where faith and a good woman should...
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>>25893764
If you wanted a anime reaction image dump, you could have just googled it anon.
>>25893724
No, but then again I don't watch anime.
Do you enjoy playing video games with members of the opposite sex?
>>25890151
maybe, I dont know yet
I probably have at some point when I wasn't made aware of it.
The second someone with a gamergrrrrrrrrl name joins it literally always ends up being a terrible experience with an entitled individual.
Nope
Literally everyone turns into a beta orbiter cuck when playing with a girl on their team
I leave the game when theres a girl playing
Got me some /dines/ for lunch today.
>>25888928
have they really been opened like that since 2006? you might get sick anon
>>25888928
Sheeeeit. I bought 3 cans for tomorrow's feast! Even found rare hot pepper dines'. What kind did you devour anon??
>Eat a bunch of canned pineapple and canned sardines
>Watch Chungking Express
>Canned pineapple is central to the first story
>Faye Wong replaces the cop's Sardines with a higher quality fish as part of an effort to make him less depressed
Why do I have to relate to this movie?
Not only are roasties and normies stealing our beloved Pepe, but this meme clearly shows that the roasts have ZERO self-awareness. If a girl tells you to cum inside of her, and mere seconds later, you do... what the hell happens in those few seconds to make her forget entirely?
Are females literally retarded?
you're an idiot. she was being nice and in return you were meant to be even nicer and not do it. This is why you have no gf, learn how women work.
>>25888701
That literally makes NO sense. You must be a woman.
>tfw not a virgin
>>25888721
In her mind she knows what turns him on by being kinky and saying things like I want you to cum inside of me. She doesn't actually want it to happen, she's just trying to turn him on move and hopefully he'll cum quicker. That's what she's doing for him.
Now what he needs to do for her is not actually do that but just cum on the outside, there is less mess and less to clean up. Win win for everyone. The guy gets to ejaculate either way so it shouldn't matter.
What are some of the things that keep you going?
>>25884352
I want to go (almost) full Gravity Falls and have a shack in the middle of the forest (that I built myself) filled with all sorts of retarded memorabilia.
I want to have a sailboat, sail into the Pacific and just drink until the morning sun rises.
I want to be able to go into a bar and make friends, not sit there quietly.
I want people whom I've done work for to look at my work and approve, call me again if they need anything, recommend me to people. Not for professional reasons (although...
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>>25884352
Math
the possibility of a loving relationship
Music
That's it really to be quite honest senpai
Hope for fully immersive vr and/or sexbots
>Girls are tagging each other, commenting stuff like "GIRL YOU KNOW WHO LMAOOO"
>Literally billions of comments like this
Daily reminder that girls talk with each other about dick size.
Daily reminder that you are NOT allowed to feel sad, and should leave this board, if you don't meet at least one of the following requirements:
>Height less than 5'7
>Dick smaller than 5.5"
>Face worse...
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>>25876221
>Height less than 5'7"
>Relatively recent death of someone close to you
Any normalfag could be here then
>Actual, diagnosed mental illness
Does autism count?
If you are white you can't be sad, there are literally two billion colored females that will get with you based on just being white.
Why haven't you become a member of the rising radical rightwing movement?
Because I still have too much to lose.
i agree with some things on the right like immigration policy but they're too insufferable with almost everything else
I have
National Socialism is left wing
>mentally ill kid gets bullied for years for no reason
>no romantic, social, academic achievements as a result
>becomes depressed
>bullying continues for years
>kid snaps and shoots <10 people
>"WAAH WHAT A TRAGEDY THE SHOOTER WAS SOME DICKBAG ALL THE VICTIMS WERE INNOCENT"
>people believe that the victims were innocent
quit making excuses and stop living your degenerate lifestyle already. You're not autistic, you're just retarded
>killing people is a natural reaction to them bullying you
Gee maybe those kids getting bullied should have just grown some balls and stopped giving a fuck.
It's just sublimation of the culling instinct into "acceptable" expression, anon.
Freaks should feel lucky to live today. In the past we'd just be stoned.
>mom's threatening to kick me out
>I refuse to leave
>she's says she'll call the cops if I'm not out by next week
d-do you guys think she'll actually do it?
>>25892596
>>I refuse to leave'
If you're over 18 and the House doesn't belong to you (kek), she can have you thrown the fuck out.
>>25892596
Beg on your knees if you don't have any other option
If it's gotten to the point that she's threatening you with cops you probably should leave tbf.
Guys, if we make a meme disgusting enough, reddit won't steal it. Any suggestions? We need to make /r9k/ great again.
I don't know man Pepe was disgusting enough and they still got him
>>25891036
Yeah I know but there were too much mild images of pepe. We need a shocking one from the start like an Elliot Rodger based meme.
>>25891050
Just make a meme that puts redditors and normies in a bad light. Something so anti normie, so offensive, normies will want to kill themselves for even seeing it.
You could lift and be happy
>>25890796
>be buff
>have social anxiety
yeah, that'll make me look even cooler
>>25890796
He doesn't look happy though.
>>25890796
Or stay here instead