>tfw no snow where you live
Does anyone share this feel?
>>25894891
i share this feel Kinsman.
>tfw no snow but plenty of niggers
It's been years since I had snow, I moved recently and hoped I'd get some snow this winter. It still hasn't actually snowed, but I did have some frost on my grass which is more than I've had in just as long.
>There are other places in your county with snow
>Just not where you live
I wish I had this feel. I hate snow. It's cold and gets in everything.fuck snow it's fucking gay REEEE
If someone were to hypothetically consider suicide in a country such as the UK, how would one go about doing the deed?
before anyone freaks out, that's not blood, its secretions from the bug. it cant break the skin, and its bite is pretty much painless
op pls dont an hero
>>25894885
>op pls dont an hero
Don't worry, it's just hypothetical.
>>25894885
>its secretions from the bug
So its basically trying to inject venom into its owner.
Why edgy faglords get insects as "pets" is fucking beyond me. An insect cant tell you apart from a rock, whats the fucking point?
Why do you need to be a 30 year old virgin in order to be considered a wizard? Isn't it weird to have not lost your virginity by 20?
you've got to let the power ferment for a decade
If you haven't played doctor by 10 it's pretty much over tbqh
just because you're a new fag and just learned about something doesn't mean you need to question it or attempt to "deconstruct" it
fucking new fags with your liberal arts degrees
Anyone else feel like they are /Losing It/ here?
>>25894645
Losing my white womyn? Yes
>>25894658
Learn to spell kid
>>25894723
Learn to shut the fuck up
It's time to post Emma again.
Hey now, don't be shy.
>tfw no Emma
>tfw no Emma to cuddle winter away
anyone here go to a therapist?
thinking about going to one. i signed up for a depression study and i have to go to a screening session where i will potentially get diagnosed with depression on friday.
i don't think they can help though. i don't think anyone can help, but maybe i'm just pessimistic.
>>25894599
>paying for someone to pretend to care about you
You'd have better luck picking up a hooker and having a talk with her after you fuck. It'd be cheaper, and she won't report you to the police for things you say.
I went to the docs to see if they could do anything about my depression and they gave me a number to call and book group therapy sessions
Kinda curious as to what it's going to be like.
>>25894732
It depends who's the group therapist.
If it's a bad one they'll just let one group member talk the whole time and dominate the session.
"Thanks for letting me borrow your laptop, Anon. I was listening to your music and noticed that 80 percent of it is suicide core stuff like Teen Suicide, Have a Nice Life, Eels, Patron Saint of Bridge Burners, Salvia Palth, and Mountain Goats. Do you need someone to talk to? I'm seriously worried about you."
>>25894587
Nice try i wouldn't borrow my laptop to anyone. Now gtfo
I, uhh... I found this laptop next to a teen boy who shot himself in the forest by my house. I didn't report it to the police because it was a really nice laptop. Hehe...
Please don't tell anyone. :(
>>25894587
looks like more people have caught on.
lets hope this does not become a trend.
The god tier drink. Sweeter than full fat and 0 calories so you don't turn into a fat fuck like full sugar drinkers.
>inb4 aspartame causes cancer, its not proven and most people will get cancer anyway
>Sweeter than full fat
I don't think you understand how soda is made.
>>25894611
fuck I even meant to type sugar there
>>25894577
I wouldn't say its Dr pepper standard but if its ice cold its pretty good
My mommy got a message from the bank and they said they had to talk about the transactions on my card. About a week ago I ordered a bunch of sex toys. How do I get out of this one??
Y tho?
>Hurr durr, imma order a ton of dildos, surely they will never find out
Nigger u r fucked, gl though. Tell them its for someone else or it was a prank from your friends if you have any. Or be honest and tren then you enjoy dick which you clearly do.
>>25894522
Say your computer had a virus you ordered a pizza or something and the hackers must have used the cc to mess with you
>>25894593
>>25894652
I'll probably just claim it was a disgruntled Amazon employee
If you want to kill yourself, why don't you just make a parachute jump out of a plane and don't open it?
>>25894439
Have you even watched people skydive? You have to take up loads of safety precautions plus there's someone strapped onto you.
Why go through the trouble of making one?
>>25894969
but you can make a course so at the end you can skydive alone
ITT: r9kcore
>tfw theres no pill to turn you into a turbonormie
>>25894229
get into nootropics. They won't make you god of the stock market but they will get you off your ass and thinking. there's a goodsubto get you started.
>>25894289
no bullshit, tell me which ones will actually do that for real. They recommend shit like theanine and caffeine or something which doesn't do a damn thing.
Is it wrong to deny sex to my boyfriend because of sex triggering unpleasant memories, but at the same time not wanting him to have sex with other women?
My boyfriend has a low sex drive so it works out, but I still extremely jealous when other women start getting flirty with him knowing that one day he might cave into his primal desires if a woman were to open her legs for him. My boyfriend has always been supportive and understanding of why I won't have sex with him or anyone.
>>25894193
Just let him be with a normal girl, you're damaged goods and are holding him back from experiencing a real relationship.
Do you like cuddling/ kissing?
Does it ever escalate into exciting stuff?
Also, you are depriving him of the thing that holds relationships together, he WILL leave your worthless self behind if you don't step up
>>25894193
>damaged girls
Not even once. You bitches are too high maintenance for any sane man to deal with. If you have problems see a damn therapist instead of making someone else miserable like you.
Oh, to answer your question, yes it is wrong.
Any bros tried this?
It's probably my favorite drug at the moment.
Gives some nice LSD-alike visuals if you stay up on it, otherwise it makes you fall asleep quickly with strange dreams afterwards.
Besides the above, it works as a nice benzo, much better than Xanax or Valium imo.
>tfw no silkroadesque markets in my country that sell 'em
>>25894112
>tfw no ambienbros
;_;
>>25894112
It's very pleasant for a few reasons. Like you said if you stay up for a bit you get a nice feeling. I'm also an insomniac so it's lovely to be able to sleep.
I've heard of some really weird shit happening to people who take it though. Like blacking out/sleepwalking and doing strange things.
made me sleep walk about 2 years ago or so i was told. i woke up in my car with a cigar that i had aquired in some foreign way. never again. a glass of warm milk suits me fine.
Some say female wizards cannot exist, but I am living proof female wizards exist. I will become a female wizard in the next 3 years
>22
>kissless virgin
>I do work and go to university, so I'm not a robot, but I am in robot territory
>have no friends
>when I do meet people, I'm friendly, but they don't like me because I am too weird
>try to be normal, but impossibleComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>25
>wizard status
You dumb fucking bitch.
>>25894064
I said I am three years from being a wizard, you retard
>I will become a female wizard in the next 3 years
>22
0/10 made me reply
I want to talk with my oneitis but I can never find the right situation. I am pretty good friends with one of my oneitis' friends so should I ask her for help?
At your own risk
>>25893909
does your oneitis have a boyfriend? if yes stop thinking about her. if not, just talk to her when she is not busy, like, she's hanging out in the park or whatever
>>25894005
idk I dont think so but she is always around her friends and Im too scared to walk up and just say hi :(