>tfw only 6 feet tall
If I only could have been like 6' 3". Life would have been so much easier.
>>25896046
I'm 6'4" and it wouldnt be easier. It would be actually be harder because you remember all the waster opportunities.
>>25896046
Oh, what i would give to be 6'3, coming from a 5'7 manlet. People would ask me "how's the weather up there?" and I'd say "Fine,just like our prices
>>25896046
Oh fuck off. I'm 6'0.5" (legit) and I'm tall, women and men both call me tall, I feel tall, etc. You're probably like most people, claiming 6' when you're 5'10. My friend who's the same height as me claims 6'3".
>somehow manage to meme my way into normie group (not even joking, i just spouted normies memes and people found it funny)
>constantly reminded of how much of a failure i am every day
>normies talk about casual dating and their last fuck like its nothing
>always the outsider and have to pretend to be interested in what chads bitchy gf has said to him today
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>>25896021
>Had 3 friends, two in a relationship together and 1 guy
>always had to initiate contact to hang out.
>Always.
>decide to stop initiating contact to see if they'd ask me to hang out.
I've been alone sine new years, and I don't expect this pattern to end anytime soon. I'd rather be alone than that guy.
>>25896097
Same desu, I'm just too scared to initiate anything in case I get rejected or people laugh at me, I don't really even message people first
>>25896021
>>25896021
I did that for a while, but I couldn't keep it up. I can only do it at work long enough for people to do me favors or be nice to me.
My actual friends are fucking weirdos like me, and all we do is call each other dumb faggots and bitch about movies. I wouldn't have it any other way.
Since everyone here is ironic
Can we consider suicide as a meme?
Because let's face it, no one here is suicidal
-ahem-
NORMIE GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25895998
Which would be the better suicide note?
>It's just a prank, bro
or
>I killed myself *ironically.* You guys just don't get it
>no one here is suicidal
Speak for yourself.
who /fat/ here?
tfw 400 lbs
haven't showered for weeks
i hate my life
>>25895709
LOOSE WEIGHT YOU CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN YOU
>tfw femanon
>200 lbs
>All my fat is on my breasts and butt
>Tons of closet chubby chaser chad hit on me
>They don't want to comit
mfw
>>25895709
6'1" / 260lbs
Showered just today. Still feeling like shit.
Here from /mu/. What music do NEETs listen to?
>>25895598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uUkP37y8RE
im so lonely
Been listening to bowie since he died
His new song is pretty decent
>>25895621
Good shit, actually. Love Tim Hecker
>in norways biggest Facebook group
>one 9/10 girl spams
>she posts "i love pizza" west cost Norway
>14 min later " how many girls are in this group" Stockholm sweden
>wat.mp3
>i made post saying "what vehicle do you use" and showing her posts
>114 likes in a hour
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>>25895587
The girl was from the future and she was worried that you were getting too close to the truth about her superluminal flying machine. Feds covered it up as a suicide.
>>25895587
what? she killed herself because you asked what she drives?
I don't understand your story, anon
>>25895587
Someone killing themselves over a random comment on the internet isn't your fault.
They were weak, if it hadn't been you it would have been someone else.
/soylent/ is the perfect food.
Why aren't you eating Soylent or a clone of equal quality?
- no dishes apart from 1 plastic bottle
- no shopping for groceries
- great nutritional profile
>>25895568
doesn't it cause health problems if it's all you have? Apparently you need solid food too.
Good idea though, although it's more expensive than just buying nutrient dense foods that you enjoy. Who the fuck cares about dishes.
>>25895691
I replace about half my meals with it, especially junk food.
If you factor in gasoline, public transportation, or wasted food because it spoiled, Soylent is about the same price as regular food
Unless you're really disciplined and never let anything go to waste of course
>>25895568
its people
>he fell for the 3DPD meme
I shiggy diggy
sauce?
(original commento)
>tfw enjoying 2d and 3d
Feels nice man.
>>25895448
>he fell for the 2D waifu meme
2d lolis are lumpy and angular, with pale skin
3d lolis are round and smooth, and their skin has a healthy glow
literally no comparison
How does this make you feel? Are you ready to kill Chad yet, Anon?
>>25895414
Sapolsky is a fucking great guy.
I highly recommend his lectures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNnIGh9g6fA&list=PL150326949691B199
The guy has a really fun way of teaching.
>>25895456
me too, I love that guy. I've been interested in a lot of his work, he does such interesting things.
>>25895484
Do you know anyone else like him? Always on a look out for great people.
Are RV's robot tier?
all robots should aspire to own their own RV
>can go where you want
>can drive away from normies
>can be almost off the grid
>go on lonely rural adventures away from soceity
Nobody seriously thought of this yet?
>living in parking lots, leeching off of free wifi
>small private abode
>can live far away from people
>maximum comfyness
>cheaper than living in a residence
Only problem is toilet and electricity, but someone can figure that out.
Can we get neetbux living in these?
Come on, someone
>live in RV
>night walk every night in the woods, on mountains
>can do whatever you want, /weed/bros can smoke and grow
>go into the city once a month to gather supplies, do laundry, maybe multiple times for some quick food
>become adept chef and outdoorsman
>lean up
>always have stuff to talk about
>can...
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Great idea and a great thread but it won't ever work
>like girl for a while
>eventually ask her out
>she says yes
>cancels right before
>kind of avoid seeing her mostly cuz I feel I'd make her uncomfortable or something
>months pass and she runs into my friend and asks about me
Now I'm thinking about trying to start talking to her, not sure how and or if I should. Or was this insignificant and I just keep going on about my life?
Just go with your life dude like its not worth it fellow anon. She sounds like a massive cunt anyway and your life would probably be Alot better without her in it!
>>25895220
>tfw this happens every goddamn time I ask a girl out
>she says yes
>she acts excited for the date
>cancels the day of or the night before
>tfw I was a victim of #wastehistime before it was a meme
>>25895251
I don't really know her and we don't interact otherwise. I'm really attracted to her for some reason maybe it's the "always want what you can't have" thing.
>>25895343
I think girls these days just have a hard time rejecting dates on the spot and get their courage up to reject you the same way we get the courage up to ask them out.
I'm a NEET, got A levels in physics, maths, chemistry and ICT, don't want to go to uni
Anyone know of any comfy, well paying jobs I could get with my A levels?
Also general comfy job thread
>>25895139
what grades did you get first of all and what year?
>>25895878
B in maths and physics, C in chemistry and A in ICT
Chem physics and maths are A2, ICT is AS
>>25895969
>ict
should have picked cs you faggot
ITT: Shit that normies like and you genuinely can't comprehend why
Pic related. They rave over this fucking movie but all of the characters talk the same. The dialogue is cutesy ironic bullshit. I felt the most connection to Willem Dafoe's character because he's a bitter, reclusive asshole drinker who basically calls them out on their retarded teenager shit.
>>25895095
My ex gf made me watch it. I hate depressing movies like this, but my ex loved sad movies and music (she had depression but I think she liked the feeling of being depressed or something). Anyway I cried like a baby because the movie is pretty sad.
>>25895149
I just couldn't feel bad for them. Their physical sufferings didn't strike me as genuine. They just felt like inhuman, ironic John Green puppets until the end. How am I supposed to sympathize with a puppet?
I fucking hate Aziz Ansari and don't understand how normies can stand this poo in loo manlet
Him and that untalented cunt Mindy Kaling
>freckles on my face
>broad, manly shoulders
>deep voice
Should I just end it all?
How deep are we talking?freckles are kawaii as fuck
>>25894975
I like freckles
>>25894975
You should be my gf because reverse traps make my dick diamonds
/r9k/ I'm going to suicide. Cause my life just isn't going the way i want it to
is that you in the pic?
)))))))robot
Sven coop 5.0 free on-seam cooperate self puzzles with friends and kill monsters online on steam for free why would you want to kill yourself when you could be playing with your friends online please don't go offline robot stay online with us
>>25894904
Sorry to hear that. This a safe and cheap method to use, no clean up. Though not 100% effective.