How do I get rid of my gf robots?
>have qt3.14 gf
>always cooks n cleans for me
>sex every day we hang out
>do fun adventures and cute dates all the time
>pays her own way or we trade every date
I just want to be alone
>>29765549
Sell her to me
>>29765549
>How do I get rid of my gf robots?
Disconnect their batteries
>>29765622
Where do you live m8?
Occomment
how do i kill myself efficiently and slowly......
>>29765538
How do you not have a folder with pictures in it? You just get a sample picture.
You really do need to kill yourself. Use helium I guess.
>Drive to El Paso
>take off most of your clothes
>write profanities all over your exposed torso
>cross the US / Mexico border into Ciudad Juarez
>wait for one of the narco gangs to notice a pasty gringo half naked covered in pen markings
>calmly accept the kidnapping
>enjoy their efficient killing process
Congratulations! You are now dead and because...
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Experience life until you die of old age.
Why do conservacucks/Trump Supporters actually believe stuff like this?
If it were true the 1% would actually be more like the 30%
>>29765525
They don't believe it. They just need the rest of the population to. Who cares anyway. All Amerifats deserve to live in squalour and despair.
>>29765525
From my experience, people who think they have good attitudes are drama obsessed lazy fucks who only want to do a job, then go home. They don't want to excel at anything, no matter how much they're getting paid. They always want more, and to do less.
Most of that pledge, actually all of it, comes from not being a fucking douche bag and actually putting effort into the things you do. It's like telling kids not to steal, some won't do it out of courtesy for the other person, and others will...
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>>29765564
We found a bootstrap everyone!
>hurdurdurdur hyuk hyuk muh hard work hurdurgadurgadurgadurg. You should be happy to have this job goy.....er I mean hard working employee!
WHY ARE NORMIES ALWAYS IN A GOOD MOOD
WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS HAPPY
WHAT'S THEIR SECRET
When they are not in good mood they fake it because they dont want to make the world around them feel bad too, that creates positive cycle that brings happiness to them.
>>29765513
Because neutral state for humans is content, normies aren't constantly butthurt betas
>>29765601
This.
We lie. We don't show our sad face to the world, we might show it to close friends. Nobody wants to hang out with a sad sack
is there any robot from japan?
yo i find out virgin japanese have a dating website in order to lose their virginity before marriage, is that true? why you don't use it?
>>29765430
WHERE IS IT OP GIMME GIMME GIMME NOWW I WANT IT
yo answer please japanons, i really wanna know
>>2ch
I'm being forced to babysit this stupid retarded child every Wednesday because it's my dads girlfriends granddaughter and he can't just tell his girlfriend that I can't watch the shit head. Last time the kid took 8 of my bagel bites and then stuck her finger in 4 of them and only ate 4, so no one else could eat the ones she didn't eat. She also cried and forced me to watch minions. What is a good illness I can tell my dad I've got so I don't have to watch this stupid fucking kid.
>>29765403
Dude, grow a fucking spine.
Tell this kid who's the boss. Make this kid your fucking bitch.
If you let a shithead tell you what to do, they see you're nothing but a coward who won't do shit. Stop being a pussy and tell your dad you aren't gonna fucking do it. If you still have to do it, tell the kid to stop the fucking shit. If it's mom gets pissed off about it, good, you don't have to watch their shithead kid anymore.
>>29765427
But what if OP's dad gets mad at him? It's easier to tell someone to be edgy than to actually do it, anon.
you are a cuck's cuck.
lmaoing @ your life
>Cashier tells me to have a nice day
>Dont
Who /D E V I L I S H/ here?
>Reply to /D E V I L I S H/ thread
>Can't remember anything devilish I might have done
>post anyway
>>29765387
You sly motherfucker
>friend asks me if I want to hang out
>Tell him I'm busy
>I'm not busy
>sister pissing by my window again
stinks so fucking bad I can't even open it and it's hot as fuck in my room
>Sell the soil covered in liquid gold on Craigslist
> use money to buy apartment
why is southern us such a shithole
Have a piss battle, if you can't even beat a woman in a piss battle you really deserve to have your window pissed on.
Can you guys stop posting porn? I'm trying to stop watching porn for 10 weeks so my fucking dopamine receptors can go back to normal. Every time you watch porn, it floods your dopamine receptors with an excessive amount of dopamine. That's why you need to watch increasingly more intense porn to get off anymore. You can't get off to vanilla "normal porn," you're getting off to weird fetish shit now. I stopped consuming porn and notice a big difference, but you stupid sex-obsessed losers post so much porn on a daily basis that I probably have to leave...
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>>29765299
I just hate porn in general and never voluntarily watch it, so I'm sick of the porn posting too, but you're stupid for approaching it this way. Just hide the threads like I do.
>>29765299
Cool I might do this myself.
Can you still fap though? I do actually fap quite a lot to thoughts rather than Porn, so this shouldn't be too hard, but if love I go back to porn after a month or so and get a better fap out of it
>>29765299
Is that what you jerk off to now?
>there are men in the world right now who had sex last night
>there are men in the world right now who will have sex tonight
>there are men in the world right now who have sex every week
>there are men in the world right now who will have sex every week for the rest of their life
>there are men in the world right now who will HAVE SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE GIRL IN THEIR LIFETIME
HOW THE FUCK
Here I am just...
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>>29765257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoE1SrWWyNA
St. Rodgers will cast them into the pit of fire on judgement day.
Only thing I can say anon is enough gym makes qts drool. Having a creatine habit makes the anti-gym inertia less.
>t. used to be fit and have qts drooling but was married to a borderline but got lazy again after divorce so only scored one 7/10 gril who I stayed with but at least I'm not you
Why do you watch anime?
Because people on 4chan.org do.
Escapism
Original pls roboot
Because other than video games, it's one the few good methods of escapism for most of us chronically depressed robots. I also genuinely prefer it over most live action series due to many reasons.
Has anyone ever gone into a doctors office and asked for a specific drug? I tried to talk to my doctor and they transferred me to a different section because it's short staffed so I have to talk to a new doctor. I have a really bad cold that's keeping me up all night coughing and thinking about asking for a narco. Will I be flagged as a drug seeker? Will he tell my primary physician? I've never really asked for anything particular before
Narco? Youre fucking stupid dude
If it's a drug that's advertised on TV, you have a 97% chance of getting it just by asking.
But you are probably mostly healthy 20 year old male. You aren't getting a narco for your widdle coughy cough.
you will only get what you ask for if your doctor is dirty as hell and doesn't give a shit.
99% of the time you will just be labelled a drug seeker. NEVER ask for any type of opiates. they don't fuck around with that stuff anymore. you really need to have some evidence on an xray that you could be experiencing pain.
at best just tell him your symptoms and he might give you cough syrup with codeine. that's the best you can hope for. never make a suggestion on what you should be prescribed, thats like the #1 red flag
anyone read something from him? definitely not for normies! WE ARE TISSERAND!! "The thesis is that the sexual revolution of the Sixties created not communism but capitalism in the sexual market, that the unattractive underclass is exiled while the privileged initiates are drained by corruption, sloth, and excess."
Man, I got that guy following me on twitter.
I hate muslims so much there that one day it just pops that he follows me. Don't like his novels much tho because sounds like the whining of an old man who is too sexually frustrated.
>>29765201
He's good desu. And quite hilarious also, it's kind of weird seeing people take him at face value when he's clearly sitting under so many layers of irony.
He also stars in this weird movie about a call center employee who wants to off himself : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=greF9wLQeBI
Whatever / Extension is a great novel, only 32k words too.
Elementary Particles is one of the saddest books I've ever read.
If you can post a funnier picture than pic related than the love of your life will kiss you by the end of the week. But only if your picture is funnier.
What if the love of my life is ugly as fuck?
origami comment I swear
Did I win?
Oreganooo
>"I'm a libertarian"
>"the free market will fix it"
>"all taxation is theft"
>"the people are the militia"
>"morals are subjective"
>"corporations have our best interests in mind"
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You realize that greentexting is already a replacement for quotation marks, right?
>>29765174
>"You realize that greentexting is already a replacement for quotation marks, right?" *tiptip*
>>29765091
uh I think you're in the wrong place for this dude, r9k isn't known for being full of libertarians
try leddit or something