>get introduced to a freshman girl in november/2015 at campus by a friend
>we exchange contacts on FB and from then on only talk through it because of conflicting schedules
>I ask her a chance to go out to the movies
>"I'm too confused atm, let's be friends"
>she was into another friend of mine who didn't give two shits about her and I was aware
>he tells me to go for...
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>two weeks without a message
>talk to friends
>the one she was into said she called him love too
>the other said the guy from high school asked her to be his girlfriend, she denied
>turns out the guy also didn't have much time for her and she dropped him
Welp. I never asked for this.
Was I really THAT dumb, or the mixed signals would have gotten some of you as well? Also, what else, besides everything,...
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>>25905622
Chequed. You're an orbiter breh. Move on, there is another one out there for you, just keep trying.
>>25906058
I liked talking to her so much. Every day I would wake up with a "good morning" from her.
It hurts, man. But you are right. I should just forget about her and move on.
Alright which one of you motherfuckers stole my mother fucking
>oc pepe?
Please give it back ASAP
Here's his Negroid brother
>oc pepe
bumping for potential.
Any good hearted robots will help me look for pepe?
C'MON GUISE I NEED THESE PEPES ASAP MY BUYERS ARE COMING OVER IN 20 MINUTES, IF THEY FOUND OUT THESE PEPE'S ARE USED THEY'LL KILL ME
How do you call it when a girl jerks you off with a bra?
A nice dream
That's called the ol' lickeroo
>>25905443
Autism8=====D
Why arent you picking up fat girls on tinder? Its 2016 and its easier then ever now
Don't want to throw out my back tbqh
>>25905395
I dont even match up with fat girls lately, what the hell is going on with me anon
Just don't tell your friends
is heroin a good drug to go out on?
weed makes me feel awkward and goofy around people
alcohol makes me argumentative and pissed off in general
mdma makes me want to chain smoke tobacco
benzos make me want to smoke weed
mxe & pcp used to help but i think the quality has gone down and they also fuck my memory up too much i can't ever remember nights i go out on them
my friend swears by opiates and says he prefers to go out to bars/events in opiates if he's trying to pull bitches and might sip on beer but doesnt like drinking much at all....
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opiates are for idiots, some people have done great things while on them but it just makes most people into uncaring assholes.
>>25905306
you used pcp?
what the fuck op
try huffing gasoline
it's a lot better than everything you listed
>>25905422
i just need to be able to enjoy myself. if i feel good i think i can be more social. alcohol doesn't make me feel good
i'm 29 years old and never graduated college
i'm a server and "actor" but now i realize acting will not work out. i have great people skills but other than that i have accomplished nothing
what is a job i can start doing where i will make a lot of money?
>>25905296
>what is a job i can start doing where i will make a lot of money?
KNEEPADS
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>i have great people skills but other than that i have accomplished nothing
Become a con man or work your way up in sales.
Who /1996/ here?
How my fellow '96ers doing
Reporting in. Currently a physics fag at university, but would be total NEET otherwise.
>1996
lmao nigger you're literally still a teenager
you're no better than your typical underage b&
GTFO
We are the youngest true 90s kids
Is there a better drinking in the dark song than this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fregObNcHC8
Lanegan was and is miles better than his buddy Kurt ever hoped to be, desu senpai. Mark Lanegan songs are *made* for being depressed and drinking whiskey alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcyu0UCvSyA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZIummTz9mM
this LP song
>>25904940
I hate his cover of this, he just sounds so annoying.
Anyone here /notmasculine/?
I have some "manly" interests, but my personality is feminine. I'm not powerful. I'm not dominant, I'm a follower and not a leader. I am quiet, shy, and sensitive, all things that aren't manly and are very unattractive. Remember, opening up to women will kill all attractiveness. Never cry in front of her. I wish I never could cry, but I've cried over the last three days because I've felt like shit.
I'm also not that physically strong (kinda of a fatty, never worked out a day in my life) but...
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>>25904819
yep. I don't particularly want to be masculine though, I'd never feel comfortable doing so
I spend a lot of time on my appearance (though I'm not really muscular, more fit/slim), into fashion, very sensitive/emotional, all that stereotypically fem stuff
also found a girl who likes that, and she's on the tomboyish side herself actually
Yes, but I don't consider myself to be girly or a pussy or anything... its just how I am.
I want to be like how Bilbo or Frodo acts, trying to avoid acting like Boromir.
>>25904905
My dream is to find a tomboy qt to fall in love with. I hope it all works out for you m8.
>>25904819
Personally am a feminine guy more so than masculine but I think it's great that we're at least trying to grow our masculine side more. I've been working out and just trying to be more confident in approaching people.
Sensitivity is something I need to work on too.
Would you ever go out with a woman who's gotten an abortion?
You don't get it, robots won't go out with women, period.
I make every girl I'm with get an abortion.
No exceptions.
>>25904735
Oh c'mon, I think most of them would love to if they ran across someone they really clicked with
Is this the gf r9k deserves?
Is she the new standard we strive for?
>>25904458
>hard jawline
>shit hair
>shit glasses
>piercings
>stretch marks
>tiny ass forehead
>shit taste in undergarments
please leave with this shit
>>25904495
Hello my low test friend
>>25904458She's too good for me honestly
Given how young women totally dominate in schools and universities these days and even begin to outearn young men in big cities (and the general trend of our society with feminism and insecure men, etc.)...
...will we eventually experience some sort of "gender role reversal" in which older, dominant women will begin to seek out younger, submissive males with "beta" traits...
...or are we biologically so hard-wired to desire "patriarchal" patterns (with men having to be dominant and both literally, when it comes to height, as well as metaphorically, when it comes to socio-economical status, above women to be most desirable) that we will simply experience even more neuroticism, more anger, confusion, even less stable relationships, less families, less childre, lower birthrates, etc.?
Or will we simply be taken over by Muslims or groups who maintain patriarchal patterns and who will simply outbreed us?
If you want to see our future look @ japan.
>>25904395
Got to say, that's a nice ass.No homo.
>>25904395
Sauce ttttttttttbh
There are no dubs
Damnit
"Reality" - 1
Me - 0
I'll get it someday
We'll see about that!
Curses, foiled again by the robot!
>>25904260
Was not getting dubs part of your plan?
Am I the only guy who has never taken a picture of his dick? I feel like other guys send them around like it's nothing. I've never even sent my dick to a girl.
>>25904192
I am proud to say I've never done it either. It's ridiculous. I've never met a girl who found dicks particularly attractive, but guys still send pics of them because getting abs takes too much work. Maybe I'm just prudish, but I'd rather no one have pictures of my junk saved anywhere.
>>25904192
I first took a pic of my cock using my gameboy camera 15 years ago. Never shared it though.
You're not alone. I never saw the point unless it was medical related.
Yo, I've been here the past few days asking for help and all and just wanted to update you boys.
Last night we went to see the new starwars movie and all, went to a big fancy imax movie for it. It was all her idea (fourth time seeing it for her, wanted me to finally see it) so she paid her fare and all, no gentlemenly acts here.
Reclinable seats made the whole hand over thing pretty much of question, but we did get jokingly physical during the han leia scenes haha. The movie went as smooth as one could hope, we were cracking jokes, smiling, enjoying everything...
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Anyhow we woke up this morning and she seems noticeably stressed and tired taking me back, but she was still able to smile and laugh. We didn't talk about doing anything else later today, this week, but should I try checking in tonight if she's feeling better?
It's easy to greentext! Here's how!
>put da arrow thing there
Try again, mate.
Greentext proper like.
>>25904510
Greentexts feel more fabricated and I'm slightly drunk right now