>"here, take these and accept your lot in life you ugly loser"
Psychology is a farce. If it were a real science, they would be able to prove you had a chemical imbalance. They can't, because they know you're right about your life being shit and there's nothing anyone can do.
Pretty much
It exists solely for the sake of social cohesion
>reading this as i take one more pill
Just fuck me up, senpai
What SSRI's you guys taking?
/Lexapro/ here
Hey /bots/,
Any geniuses lurking the board currently?
Being completely serious, will be able to tell if youre lying, unless youre acting dumb on purpose
IQ 133 repping
>>25922302
Genius reporting in
>>25922319
What do you do with your intelligence? What do you excel at?
>talking with my therapist
>she laughs and says I'm really fucked up
Probably because she thought that is what you want to hear.
>>25922296
why would I want to hear that?
I got really embarrassed and started looking at my shoes and she apologized but you can't take something like that back
>>25922271
What did you say that caused her to respond that way? I need to determine the amount of roast beef we're dealing with.
Also,
>therapist
>she
ya done goofed.
How can anyone allow someone like this to exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L48pMhkaDtA
They really should be taken out and shot behind the shed.
Do autismos like this even have a self? Can they think about stuff like life after death, or the meaning of life? Or understand philosophy?
>>25920494
We don't need to kill current autismos, we just need to develop a way to detect them in the womb.
>>25920557
Much like the "world smallest mario" creatures like these are kept alive because "my feels" but can't even do the most basic job like bagging groceries because they lack cognition.
Even people with certain stages of retardation and down syndrome can do really basic repetitive tasks like bagging groceries or pushing shopping carts. Mario and this boy for instance probably lack that ability.
If I was to have a child like this, or would've been born like this myself, I would...
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I have never met a British person in my entire life, not even online. What are they like?
>>25919840
The average Brit is more pleasant than the average 'Murican
pleasant to talk to initially, but they like their american cousins are still mega sluts.
>>25919864
in what ways
bloxc
let's get a beastman thread going, just dump what screen caps you have of him here
does this guy know about the camera? also anyone have the pic of him jerking off on his bed standing
wank wnak wank
The fuck is beastman
>State your fetishes
>Which are you most ashamed of?
>Have you told anyone your more shameful ones? What was their reaction?
>What fetish would you be repulsed by if your significant other had it?
bempo originalo
A few fetishes. Typing them all out is a pain.
I'm most ashamed of the rape fetish even though, obviously, make-believe between consenting adults is totally different from the real life crime. But there's still a lot of internalized guilt. Similarly I feel guilty for enjoying ageplay since in the real world that kind of thing ruins lives.
Only ever told my ex and people that I ERP with. People have been nice about it every time.
I'm repulsed by anything involving bodily fluids, anal, excessive violence, and things involving children.
>>25901625
I actually know a few people that enjoy that. No shame as long as you have awareness. Makes me uncomfy personally.
>2am. Hungry
>Grab my bitch summoning stick. Bang it on the wall until Mommy arrives
>She takes ages to arrives. She's pregnant from some Chad who then dumped her
>Tell her I'm hungry and want to go to Burger King
>"No Anon, it's late. I have to work tomorrow
>Tell her it's no wonder Chad left after knocking her up and if she's not nicer to her Good Boy, he'll...
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>>25883376
lmfao 10/10
Would recommend to family and friends
>Need to poop
>Shit jugs are all full
>Brainwave: if I empty all my shit jugs AND poopoo in the toilet, I get double Good Boy Points and can eat tendies all weekend
>Grab armfulls of shit jugs and head to the bathroom.
>Spill some shit jugs on the way, don't care Mommy will clean up
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>tfw smart but lazyoriginalcommettbhtfwnoqtgf
>tfw supergenius but colleges and jobs care more about extracurricular activities
>>25927217
>tfw extremely skilled in my trade field and have a broad, in depth knowledge of it because of the training my last employer gave
>but employers only care about the number of years you've been in the business
>>25927217
>supergenius
Too bad you're a fucking douchebag
How do you hide/protect your porn. robots?
>have older computer with decent processor that I only use for porn
>locked with a long ass password, files aren't even read-only for other users besides my account (there aren't any other user accounts)
>virtualbox installed with windows 7
>encrypted every single file on the virtual machine, have second password to log onto that one
>have another virtualbox inside...
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>>25926805
I'm an adult who doesn't live with my mommy, so I don't hide any of my porn.
I put it in a folder with the other porn on my computer. I'm grown up, there's no need to protect it.
>>25926834
I'm 22, I'm just paranoid about someone being in my apartment and having access to my computer.
Who /stealswomensclothes/ here?
>ran a track meet last week
>accidentally end up picking up and leaving with some hot chicks warm-up pants
>they fit me and aren't too tight
>work out with them later in the week
>remember I didn't wash them
>the mixture of perfume, girl sweat and pussy juice makes me workout like a savage
Why the fuck haven't you guys started...
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>>25926463
You're taking your first step towards becoming a tranny desu.
>>25926463
Absolutely, positively degenerate
>>25926486
I like women tho
>>25926504
says the cuck who isn't working out
10 years from now, most of you posting here on /r9k/ right now will be in your 30s.
Do you realize how frightening that is? Especially if your life hardly changes then and you're still the same lonely, no-gf robot?
>>25926351
>projecting
I begun changing my life two years ago
The future is daunting. Seeing every one be so settled and experienced. Seeing teenagers with more experience in love than you at age 35.
I'm 30. It's whatever. For me, at least. I guess if you have the energy to stay torn up over this shit for a decade it might be different, I dunno.
What you drinking, \r9k/?
I'd rather have a Guinness
nothing beats it in my opinion
BOARDS OF CANADA SPECIAL RESERVE
>>25926240
Never seent it before
Why do black people on r9k keep claiming whites can't be robots?
>>25926155
Same reason whites say blacks or any other race can't be robots. Race doesn't fucking matter you can be alienated either way and be made into a robot or you were just born one.
>>25926193
Tbqh this. I don't understand this race meme. Regardless of culture, people on here can all relate to the fact that their all socially autistic, and just want a community to be accepted in.
>>25926155
They destroy and slander what they can't attain for themselves.
>literal wat tambors
What happened to women?
Disney - "You are a perfect princess and deserve only the best"
Feminism - "You can do no wrong and any man who disagrees with you is evil."
That is what happened
They learned all their bad behaviours from men. And they can get away with it. It men could get away with being shitty they would.
>>25926091
Don't ask me why your leg is so masculine and hairy, Ms. OP