So I talked to this girl and then she changed her status to "The love of my life".
She's been talking to me alot recently, is she referring to me or am I overreacting
>>25929616
Shes talking.about you most likely get out normie
>>25929616
Bost bic
If you're average or above then yeah
If not you're being c u c k ed
>>25929677
It's in Spanish tho
>you're on a train alone and this girl comes stomping down the aisle and sits across from you, not saying a word
wat do?
get up and move
>>25929600
Ayy girl lemme holla at ya. You want Som FUCK?
>>25929600
awkwardly stare outside the window completely silently until my stop comes along
Who /Chinesefood/ here?
For a small price, I'm having a nice serving of healthy vitamins, and MSG.
I'm rooting back too my Chinese past with this delicious meal, and I'm truly living life to the fullest gentlemen!
>>25929553
Everything that i see in this picture leads me to believe that you should kill yourself
>>25929597
i have to agree
are you eating chinesse in bed off fom a shitty office chair you may aswell have found in the trash in what i assume is a shitty studio apartment with no kitchen an no way of heating it beyond that sorry heater?
how poor are you?
looks tasty commie senpai
My time is now, /r9k/.
By this time tomorrow i will cross into normiehood or be an autist forever. i'm going to talk to the qt3.14 that sits by herself in my uni class.
What do i say?
>>25929544
Dont do it lad, i did this and she got annoyed and shit got awkward
>this moment will define the rest of your life
You're going to get rejected. This is garunteed. You'll feel bad for a while, and then you'll try again next time, and you'll be a little better. And this will be keep happening until you succeed.
That's just the way it is.
>>25929544
"uhhh u like anime?" there's no good outcome from this unless you're smooth.
how do I become the cute girl?
>>25929531
I don't know, where a wig or something.
Can I have a name for the girl?
>>25929558
I really really wish I knew, friendo
I would also like to know. I try really hard to be the cute girl but I can't tell if it's working. I just want to be cute
Well, I did it. I became one of them. I got a job, I start on Monday. Is it finally time to shave my neckbeard?
>picture is related to the topic
>my neckbeard
>>25929185
At what?
>>25929185
it was always time to shave your neckbeard
>>25929203
probably programming
if you drink anything other than bud, you are a fedora-wearing faggot and thats why girls don't talk to you
other alternatives:
>corona
>jack and coke
>captain and coke
certificate of participation:
>sam adams
>gin and tonic
>margaritas
>wine
You're either underage or deserve a Goy of the Year award for being so dedicated to shitty brands/meme drinks
>seriously defending bud
>when even yuengling is fucking cheaper
Proof that there are always contrarian retards.
>>25929290
been drinking for a long time, whenever i sit at a bar and people order a tap over four dollars i play an angry game of keno. those expensive drinks just make you seem like a peacocking asshat whose "above" everyone else at the bar who doesn't "know better". bud tastes amazing, its so good. corona with lime makes my dick hard. dogfishead is over-priced swill and harpoon IPA is great but way too expensive for comparable pale ales, to name a few.
genesee is the best. 3 dollars for a six pack. fuck yea.
>Have paper to write
>On /r9k/ instead
JUST
I'm bored, i'll write it for you, whats it about
>>25928926
International commerce and trade in the 14 and 1500s
Fuck the paper
Draw me a picture of mai waifu
Is it still pathetic to be an onahole fucking weeb when you make 300k a year
there is nothing wrong with masturbation.
yes. probably more pathetic desu.
nah man, do whatever you want
/r9k/ did you lie a lot as a child? Do you still lie?
Tell me about your autist lies as a kid
>>25928799
I still lie now, I make up stories all the time.
I've fully cultivated these false normie fantasies from my childhood that I tell to people in the conversation of related topic.
Anyone who knows about my sex life knows I've been with 7 women. A lie obviously.
>Called a black kid "blackie"
>He starts to cry and teacher gives me a really long lecture about why I shouldn't be racist
>Go back to class and other kids call me a racist
>"I'm not a racist"
>I was calling him like umbreons japanese name
>"nice try faggot"
>they don't believe me, im labelled a racist, and get...
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yeah i'm doing alright
OP from the thread where I said a girl randomly contacted me and wanted to run a project through me. Here's an update, and a very weird story.
So she came to my dorm, and we just talked at first about class and shit. She started asking me how I was with girls which I found awkward but I basically decided to be honest with her and just say I'm okay now but I used to be pretty awkward in highschool. The "Project" she wanted to show me was basically a pitch for me to join some sort of pyramid-esque scheme called world ventures, which is at its core a...
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Bump I want robot's opinions on this because I still don't know what to think.
>>25928750
>Thoughts on how to proceed, /adv/?
Wrong board nigga
Some advice would be to try and bang the gril tho
She's an idiot for joining that pyramid scheme. Only the person who created it makes money.
>was a quite and shy kid, but normal and happy until age 12
>start visiting 4chan at 13 years old, about 7 years ago
>begin to identify with the community and as an impressionable young adolescent frequenting 4chan i develop the common mindset on here that i am an outsider, i am not the same as normal, happy people, and these people are bad
>develop the mindset that i am a "nice guy" before it was a derogatory phrase and the "nice guys"...
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>>25928658
this is the exact toxic mentality that i'm referencing in the op you retard
>>25928577
Jeez you and me both pal.
Talk about reality check; as I fap for the 4th time this day.
>>25928577
>implying not all life is meaningless
>not recognizing friendship between cute girl and manlet, because don't know what friendship is
>think normie is shit
>think you can divide people into categories
>think 4chan is a good reference to compare yourself to
>think not being a manlet is enough to get girl
>cry...
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>tfw you aren't sure if the qt sitting next to you in C++ is stealing glances at you because you're creepy or because she thinks you're hot
I know this feel.
>tfw you're pretty sure it is the latter
I don't know why I attract so many black girls, but I do. Shame I'm not a race mixer otherwise I'd have gotten laid a couple of times now with relatively good looking girls.
>>25928618
Do you have blonde hair?
I have blonde hair and apparently for black girls that's a turn on or something.
Also the girl asked me a question in class. She sits alone, as well. Do I make a move? And how should I go about making a move?
>>25928680
My hair is dirty blonde.
>Also the girl asked me a question in class. She sits alone, as well. Do I make a move? And how should I go about making a move?
I'm no Chad, and I'm not going to pretend to be. But if you want my advice, I'll give you it. First off, if a girl asks you a question it doesn't really mean anything. If she asks you several questions and you notice she keeps asking you in particular, odds are she does at least see something in you. As far...
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I am a boy, mean girl at school always slaps me in the face out of rudeness, I cannot hit the girl, help on revenge?
im a boy btw XD
attention whore
>>25928359
revenge fuck her
>>25928359
tell everyone she does it because she's afraid you'll tell them that she sucked your cock
>tfw failed nofap after only 5 days
Fuck.. failed by browsing motherless again too. I just never seem to learn.
>>25928244
nice dick why are you on rik
>>25928264
Because i'm a loser with no friends.
>>25928244
Damn, I'd fuck the shit out that