Who /lit/ here? What books have you been reading? I've been reading the hobbit lately. Amazing book. Wagecucks don't have time to read.
>>25930997
I liked blood meridian
What did robots think?
Pic related not so much
>>25930997
I recently read a book called the Crisis of Democracy, its really interesting because it basically the ideology of an organization called the Trilateral Commision whivh seeks to undermine the foundations of democracy. It was written by people from G7 countries who later became influential politicians. several cabinet members from the Nixon, Carter, and Reagan.
>>25931194
administrations were followers of its ideology and really gives us an idea about why people no long care about politics.
I cannot do this anymore fellow robots. My life is in complete turmoil and has been since I was a child. Raised without father because he was an alcoholic, raised by a single mom with BPD, no real true friends, the only person who I cared about died a week ago from a drug overdose, the only food I can get now is from churches because I can't find a fucking job even with welding/forklift skills.
I am decently attractive according to people but I am completely invisible to women who want Chad with a 7 figure bank account, mercedes-benz, 1 million dollar home, and...
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>>25929668
do a front flip!
>>25929668
do some heroin first or something thats atleast going to give u bliss before u die bro
>>25929668
>o this fucked up matrix.
Yo, you're getting out of the matrix? Take me with you.
So what are we supposed to fucking do?
laugh at goofy hyperbole
Apparently you install instagram.
>>25926897
It's a meme. These girls are trolling you good
When was it? I remember it distinctly
>Mom got in car crash that affected her ability to grasp onto objects (patrick_grasp_it_firmly.jpg)
>finally feels confident enough to do some stuff in the kitchen, decides to whip up some brownies
>We are having a blast, I am helping mix and shit
>Cook brownies in glass bakeware
>She drops the pan of hot brownies all over the floor
>Starts crying,...
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>>25926646
shit, you should make her some brownies anon. I love my mom.
>>25926710
Before I moved out, I made her (well, my fat ass) brownies all the time. She's in some super-healthy yoga vegan kick right now so I like to take her out to hipster organic mom restaurants. Moms are awesome.
>>25926737
>She's in some super-healthy yoga vegan kick right now so I like to take her out to hipster organic mom restaurants. Moms are awesome.
Thats cancerous and pretentious as fuck but ok.
Hey /r9k/ just wanted to say that it is possible to have a gf and be a robot like me
>be me
>19
>gf 15
>very little sex,once in a month maybe
>no common interests
>been together for a year and a half
>can't even watch a movie together because we like completely different stuff
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Pro tip, you don't have to be a "robot" to use this board. The whole "robot" thing is a made up stereotype so autists can feel better about themselves. The board is named after an experimental automated moderation script, not the people here.
>>25933094
I have basically the same situation except my gf is 16 and we have sex a few times a week
>>25933116
I see,thanks
>>25933120
How long have you been together?
Would you rather have a gf
>that loves you for a person you are but you can't satisfy her sexually. She loves you enough to be content and never cheat
>that has no romantic feelings for you but stays with you because you're like sex god to her. She's also content to spend the rest of her life with you (or until your dick stops working)
>>25933065
>Would you rather have a gf
yes
>>25933065
The first one, by far. I've experienced sex and it's not call it's cracked up to be. I just want someone to share my feelings with.
The first one is clearly the better option. She can satisfy herself sexually with toys and other shit.
Do you think it would've been easier for us to get a gf in a previous era?
there is no era past or future that a girl will be interested in you anon.
>>25933062
Everything would have been easier in a previous era. Without this leach we call technology that allows us to forget about our lives.
If we were forced to actually live because we had nothing else we would all be much better off.
maybe you wouldn't be a lazy fucking NEET if you had no computer to hide behind.
Why are normies so fucking ignorant?
I was getting a tattoo done today and this chick opposite me gave me a look of complete disdain and contempt every fucking time our eyes made contact. I mean, I know I'm ugly as sin, but I'm not a fucking psycho serial killer rapist pedophile so why have so many normies treated me like one? Anyway, towards the end of my tattoo, I casually piped up and said "is the suffering over? haha" and they all just kinda looked around at each other as if I'd just said something really weird. On my way out I heard one of them say "he's fucking vile". What the fuck did I do? Just goes to show....you look a little bit different, act a little bit different, and the herd either licks your asshole for it or looks at you like you're a fucking alien for it depending on how attractive/presentable you are. Its quite depressing, really.
>>25932406
Honestly I can't help you at all unless you post a pic of what you look like. This could honestly be just all in your head
>>25932406
And then they wonder why all these shootings happen. If somebody is made into a monster; they'll start to act like one.
>>25932490
Robots being paranoid? Yeah, you're right.
Since there is a lot of arguments on this board about who is and who isn't a robot, what do you personally think are the requirements for being a robot?
In my opinion to be a robot you must be:
>Male
>Aged 18+
>Virgin
>Kissless
>Never had a gf
>No or very few (less than 5) friends
>wagekeks and unifags imo still count as robots
What...
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>>25932344
100% this definition.
Personally I think the requirements should be:
>KHV
>20+
>never appreciated by your peers or parents by how well you did in schooling
>never had friends past middle school
>bullied
though this is just me describing myself and I would really prefer to be in a club with only myself and the "to each his own" thrown out the window, but when I was in school (went to multiple schools) everyone, even geeks...
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>>25932344
To be a robot:
>Be a post filtering algorithm designed by the creator of XKCD to ensure original content.
That's it. Everyone is just an /r9k/ user, or if you're enough of an oldfag you can call yourself a Gentleman even though that's kind of gay as fuck.
Everyone elses' definition can fuck off back to funnyjunk.
Ex KV here.
Anytime you're given crap about having high standards, don't listen to it. Perseverance is what got me the perfect and beautiful love of my life. Don't settle.don't recoil in disgust but I'm also a white 6'2 former model for Burberry. It's entirely inconsequential to the message of hope. This is unironically meant to reach out to everyone on this board. There is love for everyone, kind of like that Daniel Johnston song.
Daniel Johnston was before my time anon, but thanks
>>25932094
t. Chad thundercock :^) (literally)
>There is love for everyone
>work third shift in a restaurant
>tendies when ever I want
>no business whatsoever so I literally get paid to browse 4chan all night
>mumsy gives me GBP for every shift I work without getting in trouble
>spend my paychecks and GBP on more tendies
Feels good knowing I've beaten the system. Pic related, its my midnight tendies and ranch dipping sauce
>ranch
>not BBQ
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>25931972
This is the kind of stupid shitposting that made me wordfilter "tendies"
>>25931987
ranch and honey mustard are the best tendies dipping sauces, you can't argue with fact anon
>tfw no muscle tomboy gf to beat me up
>>25931865
>tfw no horse leg gf to eat out as she crushes my skull while orgasming
>>25931865
Then break my fucking neck and fart on my corpse with rotten protein gas.
>>25931865
You got to admire a women who can get so interested in a particular specialization, which you typically only see in men. Fuck this woman has got to be using something. In other words, she is really into bodybuilding. I hate bodybuilding. I take back what I said, I don't admire her. But I would still have sex with her if she advanced on me.
http://www.washingtonstarnews.com/head-transplant-has-been-successfully-done-on-a-monkey/
>neurosurgeon Sergio Canavero claims to have tested full head transplant of a monkey's onto another body.
>Hopes to preform the procedure on the first human in 2017 in hopes of treating complete paralysis.
>>25931789
>http://www.washingtonstarnews.com/head-transplant-has-been-successfully-done-on-a-monkey/
There is no way, that the head wont be rejected
eventually.
Fuck, what would that even feel like, would you even be lucid or just a drooling, seizing sin against nature?
>>25931789
They didn't even attach the spine. I'm pretty sure during the fetal stage every individual develops a unique nervous system.
Good luck trying to pair two different nervous systems.
Why is gear form the best transformation in Shonen Anime?
>>25931367
gear fourth*
whoops
>By Toei
Droooppped!
>>25931367
As much as i dislike bleach as a whole, i really do like the bankai transformations
Hikikomori here.
I have taken a shower the first time in 2 months
I don't know what to feel
This is weird
>>25931320
What do you do all day?
original patty senpai
You should probably end your life desu senpai
>>25931426
Sleep, eat and drink junk food, play videogames, bronswe 4chan, fap, shit, occasionally I go out to buy supplies like candy, soda, toilet paper, pay bills.
This is all there's to my life.