Hey anon, what are your plans this weekend?
>>25936516
That's a weird dildo you got there senpai
>>25936516
finding this pic's sauce, desu
>>25936516
tonguing some holes
Both of my sisters have expressed the desire to only have male children. My oldest sister even said she would abort a girl. What is up with this? They are 25 and 23 years old.
>>25936416
Life is more difficult for girls, generally speaking.
I feel the same way except I would only have girls. I'm a guy.
Thing is that I'm attractive but short; I want my lineage to have a better life than me - pretty girls seem to do better than pretty boys
Not sure how to describe it, but to me it's always seemed that little boys are closer to their moms in the emotional sense while little girls seem to be that way with their dad's.
>dude if you want to die anyway why don't you just do something special?
>quit your job, travel the world, become a hobo
>what do you have to lose? You want to die anyway.
>dude world is your oyster
FUCK
YOU
NORMIE
>Nobody really wants to die.
>If you don't even have the strength to keep on living, you definitely don't have the strength to travel the world or do some shit you wouldn't enjoy anyway.
>normie dreams
>stuff nose
>fucked up throat
>can't lie down without being unable to breathe
lets have a sick thread
suffer with me
>>25935888
>drink too much almost daily
>wake up dizzy and disoriented
>diarrhea e'ry day
>worried I have HIV after I fucked another guy up the ass when I was blind drunk the other month
>>25935921
that sounds terrble
but maaaan fuck this sore throat
>>25935888
Getting sick atm. Throat getting sore and already wasting a good amount of tissues. It will get far worse before it gets better...
Make a convincing argument why we should fap to your fetish.
Cause gay furry porn is hot
>>25935825
A better question is why don't all porn/fetish threads just get spammed until they fuck off back to /b/?
My fetish is character development. It's its own reward, honestly.
*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN*
Oh hey there wagecuck! Only one more day until you get your work approved 2 days off! Well, that is unless Mr. Sheckelstein calls you into work. I'd find the concept of a 'week end' rather humiliating myself, your boss takes all your valuable time and leaves you with the scraps of the week to enjoy yourself. Luckily I have freedom 24/7.
What am I up to today? That's a good question. You see there's so much to do I simply can't decide how I'll spend my day. I've narrowed it down to a few choices if you wagecucks...
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>>25935813
what is the novel about?
Sorry Mr. Schkelsberg, but I'm too tired & sick to work today
>>25935813
Teach me how as a NEET you can afford a Ferrari?
Why do normies come here and complain about their "problems"?
It amuses me when people get mad at me for being a normie. So there's that.
>>25935680
this is why
people want to feel normal when they're just losers, nothing robotic about them
Why did all these weirdo's ruin the more interesting version of /b/
>yfw moot was a redditor the whole time
Explains a lot honestly
>>25935530
So what? Have fun making fun of people that will be more successful than you.
>>25935976
You don't get to post here anymore, moot
>>25935976
>moot successful
lol. the most noteworthy thing he did was copy a jap board. everything else he did failed.
friday night aus thread
what are you robots (let's face it 90% of you will be normies) doing tonight?
currently drinking goon and thinking about how much i wish i was dead. can't say i'm looking forward to next week with australia day. all the normies will be out in force enjoying life while i am stuck being a loser
Doing shit all and probably watch some anime later.
Fucking dreading going back to work. Teaching is bullshit. The degree was unbelievably easy, and all the women both during and after the degree are taken.
There is no hope.
>>25935323
Playing hearthstone, watching netflix. I've got an ear infection, fucking hurts, had to take the day off work. May not be working monday either. Fucking shit genetics, I've always had bad ears.
>>25935343
High school or primary?
Is my friend a Chad?
>>25935292
no just a normie with a punchable smile
He's a cutie but there's more to Chad than looks. Does he act the part?
>>25935292
He has a nice smile, to be honest. I wouldn't say he's a Chad, but he's cute.
tfw gf
It's everything I hoped it would be
eat my dick
How are you enjoying the cuddles? Tell us your favorite position
Why do you lie to yourselves and say it'll be bad? It's great.
>tfw bf
the only bad thing is that it's very long distance and we've only met once
but cuddles and sex and kissums are so nice and i love it more than anythign
Fembots, how does a father make sure his daughter doesn't get involved with bad men, or do risky things?
Is it as simple as just being very loving and caring towards her?
>asking women how to properly raise a child
Fucking kek
Women are terrible parents
Girls without dads turn out much worse than boys without moms.
>pic related, the dad your class slut never had
It goes a long way. A lot of those behaviors come from a desire for male attention to replace what we never got from our fathers.I had a good father, though. We used to bike up to the arcade on his days off and play Metal Slug.
>think about something edgy or perverted
>someone gives me a bad look
>fuck, did he read mind
>try to conceal my mind with something innocent
Who /surroundedbypsychics/ here?
>>25934627
>grills around
>quickly look at one
>think of hardcore anal rape
>look back at her
>she has a look of utter terror on her face and looks away disgusted
>>25934627
Think terrible things.
People don't like me.
Post on internet because psy-op posters tricked me into it.
>>25934627
>see neckbearded overweight uncleaned neet
>look at them disgusted at how they treat their own body
>they look at me shocked
>"GET OUT OF MY HEAD FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEE"
>they run off down the street crying
>mfw
who /wanttotrydrugsbutnofriends/ here?
i just want to try DMT or LSD.
>>25932859
/r/darknetmarkets
Read the tutorials
Use private bitcoin sellers (localbitcoins)
Use TAILS
Don't be stupid.
Enjoy knowing LEA and govt are just pissing into the ocean. Embrace crypto-anarchy.
>>25933109
BTW you should have a sober spotter for LSD so you don't cut your own duck off or jump out the window.
If not just do weed instead. It's good.
>>25933109
Ive checked but i cant fins the tutorials where are they? Inb4 newfag
What's the most normie infested board?
>>25932763
this one you incredulous faggot.
>>25932763
/b/ and /v/ because 9gag and reddit
/b/
/soc/ is mostly a bunch of autists and perverts LARPing as normies but we'll count it regardless
/r9k/ has plenty of tourist normies gawking at the indigenous NEETs and KHVs