Hello /r9k/
Ive recently got a problem with my gf, and now the last time ive had sex is already a week ago
At the same time, i have 2 other girls, who are messaging me daily asking about how my relationship goes, but i think they just want my D.
I mean, why would they message me, knowing i have a gf?
I dont know if i should just simply meet up with them, and fuck them.
The problem is, my 2015 mercedes s-class is currently under maintenance and i can't use it and i dont want to go there by bus.
Also it looks pretty cheap coming by bus, and the...
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Wow dude you have some serious issues. Why not just fuck your own father?
>>25939054
Fucking normalfag get out.
how about you just find a really convincing trap?
How do i know if im a creep or not?
When you have to ask this question, that's when you know you're a creep.
>>25938937
Y-y-you too senpai
>>25938918
Nigga u on r9k, might as well be one of those hell beasts from bloodbourne
choose one
1.) getting cucked by g/f and feeling the most terrible mental pain and anguish you will ever feel in your life
or
2.) getting stabbed with a knife but you suffer no sustainable injuries, you just feel the physical pain of being stabbed. after being stabbed, you make a full recovery in the hospital and you will never get cucked in your entire life after being stabbed
well ive been stabbed before and it wasn't too bad
so obviously ill get stabbed again if im gonna be fine anyway
>>25938867
I'll take the stabbing so long as it has no permanent effect. Im imagining the cucking would be related to someone i would theoretically care about a lot.
Where do i get stabbed though?
>>25938907
How the fuck does a robot get stabbed?
Hi!
I used to come on /r9k/ when it was just the originality board. I used to post a lot of stuff, but now it seems you guys aren't so diverse anymore.
So here I will help diversify things! I will teach you how to make a kabuto helmet out of a piece of paper! I apologize in advance for bad quality images. But they should do the trick.
Step 0: find a square piece of paper, or make one (http://www.origamiwithrachelkatz.com/folding/square.php).
>tl;dr grab a square piece of paper and shut the fuck up while we fold it.
>>25938682
Step 1: Fold the top corner down to the bottom corner.
Protip: fold as precisely as possible.
>>25938698
You should get something that looks like this.
>>25938714
Step 2: Fold the right point to the bottom point, like so.
What the fuck do I say to this?
>>25938627
ching chang u2
>>25938627
OP IS A FATFUCK
DEATH TO FATTIES
>>25938627
tell her if she becomes your gf you'll start working out and losing weight
>there are people who don't think marketing and business isn't stem
I've probs taken as much math as a math major.
I've taken Calc 1 and 2. Two semesters of accounting. One semester of statistics. One semester of Finance. One semester of Operation Supply Chain Management which uses calc. Two semesters of Marketing Research which involves statistics. One semester of Quantitative Marketing.
What makes you think I'm not a math major?
Oh yeah; and I've taken Chemistry which had math and also three semesters worth of economics which again has math.
Kek. I'm a marketing major. Taken research, accounting, finance, three years of economics, two years of stats, and calculus.
But desu senpai it's not STEM
>>25938600
>don't
>isn't
Pick one
ITT robot music for sad loners who want to feel more shit.
Keaton Henson - You Don't Know How Lucky You Are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfvcPeWO8yk
Matt Elliott - The Right to Cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8x1GX8dKvs
Tom Waits - Hang Down Your Head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5xXf43yleg
Wilco - How to Fight the Loneliness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufVRMP2BQ00
Cigarettes After Sex - Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
I hate gay sad music, if I listen to something it should motivate me and lift my spirit.
Not drag me into their depression and faggotry.
>>25938720
lol that's nice. normalfag, maybe you should go drive to Facebook and kiss your college professor. Fucking idiot.
>>25938720
So you are gonna like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25AuClGJB0M
If my goal in life is too become Ted Bundy except cooler and modern, where do I start?
I need to become attractive too, btw. I'm certainly not as smart or suave as the guy, but I am motivated...
I'm prepared for the consequences. my life is shit.
Start studying law.
Considering how the technology has advanced, it's gonna be much harder. And you're not gonna make it. Just for the very reason that you're asking here. Are you using a VPN? How many? Which network? Your home network? Big mistake.
>>25938490
shit I know I need to get a high paying career.
oh well at least I have a plan.
fucking normies better not copy me.
For those of you who frequent reddit and 4chan equally or reddit more so, can I ask a few questions?
Does the manner in which you post change depending on the site?
For example are you more worried about your image on reddit as there are user names there, do you speak more openly here?
Do you see a difference in 'culture' and behavior between the two?
Do you adapt to the culture depending on where you post, do you act neutrally on both sites or has one affected your posting habbits to the point you post in that manner everywhere?
I only post on /r/4chan. I don't ever post on here.
>>25938444
fucking weirdo
>>25938416
I see Reddit more as a tool, the only times I post on that site is for discussion on my hobbies. I see this place as more of a general discussion, there I'm just trading info. I try to avoid the front page it's a wasteland, but I like the subreddit structure sometimes as a "hub". That being said the upvote system completely fucking ruins it most of the time because the top post will be some gay meta meme. To answer your question yes, because here I can call people niggers.
Confused femanon here, why do guys like feet? Is it just you losers or most guys? Is it a sign of a submissive guy?
Footfags are a vocal minority. They're like cucks. They love to tell everyone they love feet and push their shitty fetish onto everyone
Show us your tits then get the fuck out, you roastie whore
>>25938399
All of this desu
>>25938399
most fetishist are footfags
plz show us your boobs femanon
Why do you like cubic pussy?
I support this if only because it makes me feel like my anime jerking is less weird
>>25938344
All the minecraft kiddies are growing up.
>>25938344
Its the fastest growing because the more we talk about it and spread the headline, the more people there are that will search it out of humor or curiosity. I doubt most people like to fuck blocks
Is anyone else here fucking sick of parents? Like to the point they want to just live on the streets
>the yelling they are literally always fucking yelling
>they criticize the fuck out of everything
>the slightest mistake and they freak the fuck out
>parents tell me I never go out even if I hang out with friends and start jogging outside and staying out of the house for hours every day
>they stand right outside the...
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NEET life sure is the best.
>>25938303
is that image you when they give you a spanking? maybe you should stop being a cunt
>>25938332
>tfw parents work from dusk till down
meanwhile i stay at home and jerk off
feels good man
Robots, who /rat/ here?
Rats are the best pets for us! Not only are they intelligent yet misunderstood, they are friendly and snuggly and caring. They start out young and unaware of the world, consumed by their fear of everything outside the cage you hold them in. You must teach them not to be afraid! Once they are acclimated to you, you can stuff them in your pocket and bring them everywhere you go so you never have to be alone. Rat enthusiasts often suggest you buy them in pairs so they won't get lonely, but buying just one ensures it will love you most!
You...
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Rats are good. I have two dumbo rats in high school, but I didn't take that good care of them, because I was a kid and I didn't know any better. One got a tumor on it's leg. Feels bad man; I'll get a couple of males soon or something, when I move to a house where a landlord allows it.
Do you like birds? I really like parrots, but birds are hard to take care of and high maintenance.
For some reason I find mice scary and a bit icky. Every now and then if a stray one nibbles my toe I am terrified as if it's going to eat my flesh which it probably is? I used to feel this way about roaches, spiders and even flies but now no insect bothers me including spiders. But mice for some reason, no.
>>25938302
Yes, birds are great but very high maintenance and time consuming. Rats are much easier to manage, they won't mind if you sleep 16 hours out of the day.
>>25938417
Mice are shit tier filthy pests who lack intelligence and friendliness. They bite and are bad at hygiene. They are too small and cause trouble. Rats are gods in comparison. They get much bigger than mice and you can even feed mice to them if you really wanted to.
>no eewww, get away from me you creep!
>celebrities are cold and shallow human beings
And you're surprised by this? But on the other side of the coin, I don't think it's her job to coddle every single fan that approaches her
>>25938146
>celebrities are actual human beans and don't want to be rushed every 2.5 seconds by some neckbeard for an autograph
>said neckbeards will talk shit online because someone didn't want to sign a paper and talk for the 104534435346th time that day
Being a celebrity and being in public would be hell
for real who wants an autograph or some shit of emma watson? to be honest i dont get why celebrities are a thing
>watching anime about manga artists
>decide to do something more productive than playing videogames and watching anime
>torrent fl studio
its been 3 months already and I've already made some tracks
I really recommend producing music as a hobby if you have a lot of free time, its great!!!!
I already made a few tracks, share you're stuff if you do the same:
https://soundcloud.com/annedrank/idonthaveamind
I started out with no experience in music theory or playing...
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and what do you hope to achieve with this? is it just a hobby or what..
also a little about myself
i've been browsing r9k for a while
i have a huge case of psychosis and i struggle with depression and anxiety everyday
i live in a faraway country in the east and am forced to pursue school there instead of america from family
i found making music as a hobby as a getaway to all my problems and its honestly great.
if you guys have any questions plz ask and ill be more than happy to help and answer them
>>25938092
nipponese?