acording to you robots, you can't be a robot if:
>you are a female
>you are tall
>you are rich
>you are handsome
>you have conversation with a girl once
>you touched a girl
>girls don't run away from you
>you don't live with your parents
>you have a job
>you...
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>>25958729
>you are in collage
well you're obviously not
you sound mad someone said your not a robot. cry you little bitch
if your a chad and calll yourself a robot they are right. your just a chad
>>25958751
one letter, give me a break grammar nazi
Hey robots, wondering how you're feeling and if any of you have made positive changes in your life recently. If so, please tell us about it!
>>25958662
I started exercising - not like gym shit, I just go for hard bike rides.
I've felt great since that.
I'm starting college next month.
Got a gf recently. Feels good. Still worthless though.
What are my fellow robots eating on this beautiful day?
>tfw eating pizza while listening to jungle music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnc-oh2aKo0
>>25958426
that looks tasty as fuck senpai
wheres it from?
>>25958805
looks like fast pizza
>>25958426
Not that this isn't a dope track, but I thought jungle was a sub-genre of D&B?
*smacks gums*
Is that Sslim Shady character still around? ehh!
*licks lips*
eh.. uh, them my chemistry romance boys right?
Someone seriously tell me because i dont know
kendrick lamar
drake
justin bieber
nicki minaj
to describe their work in a single word: EPIC
Open Spotify go to browse>edm>most popular list. That.
>>25958379
>music is muh life
stay in your containment board /mu/
>went to some family anniversary with parents yesterday
>I'm no heavy drinker
>got as drunk as one man can be
>told everything to my parents and brothers
>from how life is utter shit to how I'll kill myself
>didn't leave out any detail
>realize what I did and try to minimize damage by saying i trained for some drama club
What should I do, robots?
Get sectioned.
robots pls don't leave me hanging, you're the only ones I have
>>25958225
tell them you were drunk and thought it would be funny at the timd
Who here /large future inheritance/ here?
Feels comfy knowing in 10-20 years time when Im still not working that I'll eventually get a massive load of cash to buy a good home in a nice area with cash and enough money to live off for the rest of my life.
How fucked are you non-inheritance fags?
>>25957620
Fuck off babydick
a self made man is a real man, you will always be a child
>>25957620
>future
You whites have no future.
>>25957771
It's not that we have no future, it's that we are the future.
What are your thoughts on Elliot Rodger ?
Literally who? I've seen that name on here but what is he, an hero?
>>25957229
product of 3rd wave feminism
>>25957229
A terrible person who did a terrible act that I can sort of sympathize with and also find very interesting.
>ywn drink Her foot sweat
>you will never drink her piss
>you will never eat the shit straight out of her asshole
>>25957190
>your tongue will never be her toilet paper
Who /sanders/ here?
>>25956878
>Who /retarded/ here?
I fixed your post
reporting in
Hillary campaign workers currently on suicide watch
>>25956899
I watched both republican and democratic debates and he was the only one who was actually answering fucking questions and not just pandering to the audience and stalling for time
>Some normie once told me that chad was gonna cuck me
>>25956035
FUck off cluck
I ain't the biggest guy in the cuckshed
>So I smashed his head into a tree?
Has anyone here faked being Christian for the sake of meeting friends or girls?
I can't bring myself to actually believe in the religion at all, but I think I would get along much better with people in youth groups and churches than normal drink/party people. Some of my extended family and their friends are Christian and it seems like they have great relationships.
But I don't think I can just lie...
>>25955818
Actual Christian here, this is what 60% of people do, they're the chaff among the wheat
It's honestly better to tell them you're not one and curious because then they'll actually try to be your friend and invite you to things
But God's house is not a brothel, nor is it a club house, it is a place of worship of the one true God and that's how the people around you will treat it and expect you to treat it if they are Christians
dumb not very original sakura poster
>Was part of a Christian student union in college even though I'm an atheist
>They promote me to president/organizer because I was apparently good with planning events
>Get major depression one day
>Go into the meeting room
>Break the cross they had on the wall in half while no one was there
>Don't know why the fuck I did it
>Drop out of college abruptly...
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Is this an ideal white woman?
>long blonde hair
>big blue i's
>pale skin
>small face
>tiny nose
>>25955711
you stupid little whore OP
looks like a degenerate weeb slut
would bang
>>25955772
this. she's bang material but not wife material
Which role did you play in your family?
>the genius
>the brute
>the slut
>the failure
>the successorgenius failure here
I play the failed normie disappointment son since I'm only child.
>tfw your parents and grandparents bust your balls about getting a girlfriend
>>25955296
The living failure
>>25955296
>the successor
my role
Experienced real sex
>no longer racist
>no longer angry and bitter
>actually happy
Wow lol you should try it /r9k/
>>25955277
Sex is just a chemical reaction in your brain that makes you feel good. You would probably feel the same way if you took MDMA.
>>25955277
>you should try it.
Oh well thanks anon, you've convinced me to give it a go.
>>25955277
Seriously, where's the sauce on your pic, OP?
This shit has been spammed nonstop the last 72 hours, and no amount of reverse image searching does any good. I've seen the other (WHY.jpeg) pierced-nipple Philadelphia half-marathon photo, but no explanations have been forthcoming.She looks uncannily like a former oneitis, and it's been really eating at me. I have a thing for thick, slightly mannish Iranian girls with glasses. Help a brother out.
Surely you robots don't just shitpost on here all day. Post pics of your hobbies
>>25950748
I read.
Currently reading pic related.
>inb4 hurr genre fiction
>>25950748
I like rhythm games and have played for years but not very good at them.
I watch and play football from time to time (soccer for you ameritards)