1. Read all the books I've been meaning to get to (6 overall)
2. Finish Bob's Burgers (I've got about a season and a half left)
3. Speak with everyone in my family individually
4. Write out my suicide note
The plan is to do it by Monday night. Anything else I should add to the list? (Inb4 Bob's Burgers a shit)
>>25962762
Yea, you should check these dubs first.
>>25962801
Off by 1 number.
If you're a white man or an asian woman please don't kill yourself.
If you're an asian woman be my gf.
Otherwise idrc what you do senpai.
>watch chaturbate
>girl has over 800 viewers
>wearing nice panties and stockings
>180/300 tokens to remove panties
>rich guy comes in and drops 200 tokens
>she takes off her panties
>she is a massive roastie
>one guy types out ewww
>viewer drops to 600
>you must...
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kek more like this
any vids?
>>25962680
Learn what? Learn that they can't control their labia length?
When will the term roastie make it onto main stream Facebook?
I want to see people sharing 'memes' of roast beef or burgers with captions saying " 'its my first time' "
Why aren't you jelqing?
Pic related
>>25962651
Because mine already looks liks this.I guess
don wanna fuck up my dick
>>25962651
if mine goes any bigger I'll bottom out on girls
https://www.instagram.com/p/BA2yVvbtRkc/
it's a good day for robots
Meh
Ill always be a 5/10
>>25962634
nah you'll be a 2/10 when you reach a certain age
Who the fuck is steven kelly?
>older brother shaves head
>hey u shaved ur head
>i shave my head
>wow he shaved his head what the hell is wrong with him
>brother grows a beard
>ur beard looks nice
>i grow a beard
>wow he hasn't shaved in months
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>>25962545
Why don't you stop copying him you fucking poser
>>25962558
He ate breakfast this morning. So did I. Did I copy him?
Nice logical fallacy, kiddo.
Who gives a shit? Once you finish college and move out on your own no one will care anymore.
>unless you're still a whiny cunt even then
>he's white and lives in a first world country
>he has the gall to complain about his life
consider suicide cumskins
>>25962467
shut up dumb nigger
It's not the 60s bro. Being a white male in the west doesn't mean shit anymore. Women have all the power nowadays.
>>25962476
Typical response from a butthurt whiteboy.
Also I'm not even black, you racist faggot.
WHERE IS MOM?
I want mom to come home. where is mom?
I am hungry. mom is away I am gunry!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOM
HUNGRYY
WHERE IS MOM
kill yourself you fucking retarded autist
>>25962452
I am hungry mom is not home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Need more like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>Full on sperg-meltdowns
>Spaghetti being dropped
>Wild bouts of autism
>Cringe
>>25962296
WTF
>le originallo
>>25962296
holy fucking shit this is so embarrassing.
>>25962296
holy shit I can't believe this. Do you know any backstory? I need more of this.
>tfw no cow skin black girl friend
>>25962269
umm why would you want one? Cow skin looks nasty as fuck m8. I feel like throwing up when looking at it. The same feel I get when looking at pic related
>>25962306
It looks kind of cool
i know. Vitilago can't hide beauty.
Robots, you are on Propecia, r-right? You know that when (if) you finally get out of your depression and get a life, you'll still need your hair for qts to like you, right? No guy ever who lost his hair has had a qt gf.
>>25962226
Lol no.
If you're too much of a bitch that you need hair to feel confident, you need to rethink your life.
>>25962270
It's not about confidence, it's about the ability to cuddle and have sexual intercourse with qts.
>>25962281
You've gone full autism.
1. Age
2. Job/future job
3. Projected income
>20
>Television staff writer
>$150K salary, with additional money coming in from residuals, residuals, and $30K for every episode I solely write
>>25962224
itt: delusions and wishful thinking
>29
>mentally ill person
>living off state welfare, which is effectively loans with no interest; -23.000 euros a year
24
Studying art. Future job will be a sandwich artist struggling to pay rent and hoping that someone will buy something so I could eat.
Projected income is 16k euros a year.
Would you a chubby?
Chubby, yes. Landwhale, no. OP's pic is no chubby.
That is not a chubby. That is a fat. Maybe even an obese.
Id do a chubby in a heartbeat, but i keep my dick away from hams.
>>25962214
It has visible fungus growing, thriving even, in and around it's vagina.
No, no I would not do a "chubby."
>tfw you find out girls shit too
Fucking disgusting
Shit doesn't come out of the vagina, little anon.
>>25962193
Yes it does, just look at you.
>>25962207
Somebody call the fire department, holy topkek
Who else hates being white?
>Tfw entire race is full of weak, self hating cowards
i just wish i belonged to a race that has some dignity and self awareness left
>Tfw entire race is full of weak, self hating cowards
Retard.
How 2 kill myself?
>>25962170
If you give your race that much importance you are unronically retarded
Anyone else here failed at Tinder?
These past few weeks I've tried everything to get matches, i listened to the guys on here and those who created Tinder threads showing off their hundreds of matches. I tried changing my Bio many times, tried uploading different pictures of me at different angles, and many other different things.
I took my time, going through profiles and reading peoples bios, those who were 8-9's i disliked, those who were very social or had impressive jobs / schooling i disliked. Those who we had things in common or were around 4-7/10...
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Unless you're 6'4, white, 7+/10 looks, then Tinder is pointless.
>>25962129
Except I've tried other places as well, and it all had the same outcome.
Good try, though.
>Get Tinder
>Use shitty pick up lines
>girl actually responds to the lines
>Ask them something normal
>No response
Every damn time.