>First attempt: Too weak to hurt myself
>Seccond attempt: Cut myself the wrong way, bleed out slowly, at some point my brother knocks down the door and takes me to the hospital in time
>Third attempt: pic related
I cant save money for a gun, food and rent takes almost all my income. Any suggestions?
Stop buying food? Why the fuck are you buying food if you want to die you stupid shit. Fucking starve and don't pay your rent, negotiate to pay later saying you have a big payday coming but are broke as shit now. Buy a fucking gun and do it you pussy.
Just get a loan or something and buy a 12 Gauge shotgun. A shitty maverick 88 or Remington 870/moss berg 500 cost like 350 max. It's not expensive at all.
>>25964338
Yeah, this. Anyone can save money for a gun, even if it takes a year or so.
You're lucky you're in a country where guns are even an option.
I'M CHEERING FOR YOU ROBOTS! DON'T GIVE UP! I WON'T STOP CHEERING FOR YOU UNTIL YOU'RE FINISHED! FIGHT ON FRIENDS!
far too late for that, anime girl
>>25964132
Don't give up, anon. It's never too late.
As long as you can keep hope and be good of heart, you'll find happiness.
>>25964109
A positive thread on /r9k/?
Truly Orginal Content OP.
Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock
>Only a few years left before you're a bald skinnyfat at best, anon !
>Don't you even try to imply women are the only ones to hit the wall, deep down you know the truth
no way , always skelleton brad pitt mode for me , never getting old anons
What happens when men hit the wall:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyPsiNVpqEc
What happens when women hit the wall:
http://www.alternet.org/im-fat-40-and-single-and-ive-been-getting-laid-crazy
Robots CANNOT win
Only whites age like shit. Blacks and Asians age much better
Who here /didnthatewomenbeforere9kbuthatesthemnow/
>>25964039
More like always hated women but after mgtow, r9k, and just looking at reality I hate them even more.
Who /hardtoreadthreadname/ here?
>>25964039
that image is so true, women are the biggest sluts yet men are told they are supposed to sleep around, only problem is it's much harder to out fuck a woman, nearly impossible as a robot without paying for it.
fucking hate women.
who /avoidant personality/ here?
how do you deal with it?
Deal with what? I avoid others because I like being alone. The only thing I have to deal with is getting up and moving when people sit near me.
I avoid face to face interaction.
Neet lifestyle my friend.
>>25963795
I can't deal with it at all
The frustration from missing my life is killing me
>Wagecucks spending their two days of freedom out plowing out their driveways
>Sitting inside comfy instead
I have a maid and landscapers (no snow, live in Florida)
Yeah, all those NEETS who were kicked out of their houses and are now homeless must be real comfy sleeping on the fucking sidewalk.
>>25963523
LMAO neetcuck I make 300k starting, have butlers and chauffeurs and have staff to plow my LANDING STRIP.
https://youtu.be/CfNj2E4RpDQ?t=34m7s
Pretty sure he lurks r9k too.
>>25963501
Stop shilling your stuff here Sam.
>>25963501
>linking to an anthony fantano vid
FUCK OFF
>>25963627
i'm not sam or in any way affiliated with him
>>25963641
i didn't do it for fantano
Why did women start working?
men went to war. you will learn about it in 6th grade.
>>25963403
Because all the men were off at war.
>>25963403
Because having your own means to wealth and property makes your life better and permits your social and personal improvement, something you can't do when you have your hands tied by and to someone else.
Would you rather have a Hot or Cute gf?
cute gf
>>25963020
Cute.
>Daily reminder that dudes who prefer "hot" are doubtlessly degenerate beasts
i'll take hot AND cute
What does /r9k/ think of /jp/?
>>25962872
/jp/sies are cute and I want one for myself. Imagine sharing the same fumo collection, the same figures, the same daki, the same onaholes... it would be cheaper for both of us and more exciting.
>>25962872
Hadn't been there, but went over and had a look just for you OP. I expected it to be a little more japan general with stuff like Shinto shrines, ancient tombs, Buddhist temples, arms and armor, castles and famous gardens, Kabuki and Noh theatre, tea ceremony and ikebana, martial arts and sumo wrestling. But looking at the catalog I'd say roughly 80% is about waifus/touhou, and a few gems like japanese food, language, society etc. I'm a huge weeb but I don't think I'd fit in with that bunch.
Literally less retarded /a/.
Where do normies get so much energy from? I feel so damn tired all the time, like my limbs weigh a thousand pounds and it takes so much effort just to walk to the bathroom. I'm not overweight, and I try to eat healthy. And there are plenty of fatasses who nevertheless get up and do things and have lots of energy for life, so it's not because I'm fat.
testosterone
>>25962636
Hmm maybe you're tired because you're depressed.like the rest of us
Not a normie but I get all my energy from coffee. Sometimes I'll have one after I wake up just to have another in the afternoon when I'm in the city.
You get energy from food as well. Good food, that is. Like an apple or a nice balanced meal with meat and veg.
What's your definition of a healthy meal, by the way?
>can't stand eating /dines/
>can't stand eating animals that are lower in the food chain
>can't even prepare basic healthy meals, eats outside instead
>can't even eat outside by himself, does in companion of others
>can't eat anything but cheesy meaty pasta and pizza
>can't eat anything but cheesy meaty burgers and sandwiches
>can't...
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how many GBP do dines cost
>>25962564
The best part is it doesn't cost GBP to get deens but totally the opposite
you can negotiate this with your mommy though
never had dines before but that looks tasty
i really cant cook though but i would eat it if you made me some semapi
Have you guys ever been told you're attractive?
I never had been until I came to uni. I've now heard it from like thirty different people, almost all female. Really changed my self-perception and became confident enough to enter the normie-sphere.
Some of you guys don't realise how close you are to escaping robothood. It may just be a simple change in mindset that allows you to experience the good life. The difficulty I suppose is finding the prompt that pushes you to do so.
Well, you have actually be attractive in order for people to call you attractive.
I don't need a shift in my mindset to experience the 'good life'. What I need is called a miracle. And I'm sure lots of people are in my boat.
I'm told that I'm attractive more times that I'm told that I'm ugly. But perhaps that's just adults being nice and see no point in insulting someone.
Have been genuinely rated as an ideal from this one girl that I tried to get with once, generally 5-7/10 on 4chan and even currently I have someone that think I'm good looking.
The issue I believe stems from being an ugly teen and never seeing myself as good looking. It's not insecurities at this point, I just don't believe it in general. It's not a notion in my mind to...
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Yes, my mom tells me all the time.
I want to die
Small cock thread
Is that real? That might actually be the smallest penis I have ever seen. Don't let ANYONE ever tell you that you aren't a robot.
Please tell me that's not real
That's bad luck. Holy shit.
>>25962044
Haha fucking dicklets
Who is your waifu, robots?
This goddess.
>>25962032
Good taste.
>>25961981
Hanako. She's a cute burn victim.
Saber! Being a Saberfag is hard, though, what with all the bullies and that terrible cuckspam awhile back.
>inb4 "cool ranch seibah shit, nacho cheese/other flavor of saber is better"