Tell me all about Asian women.
>Go to McDonald's in Asia
>See this
AMERICA WAS A MISTAKE
>>25967161
They have little patience for a man who's not living up to their expectations. Which are high. You can bang slutty school girls without much of a problem but a long term relationship with an Asian woman can be rough unless she's from Southeast Asia, they have lower expectations.
>>25967161
Less than 0.1% of them have tits like that
who else /drinking away the pain/ here?
share your stories, I tried to play dark souls 2 but ended up here because it has gotten too hard4me
>>25967058
There there.
We all have our moments. I drink to deal with people and glean some kind of noy from life. I'm a much more agreeable fellow when I'm drunk. But I hate myself.
>>25967145
*joy from life.
>>25967145
The real reason I'm drunk is because I'm dealing with withdrawal effects of other drugs and because I too hate myself. I guess you hate your life because you're a classic robot, correct me if I'm wrong. Well, same for me. KV, friendless, hobbyless, unhappy.
pic related
>lean and quick, fit but not strong
>somewhat good-looking, but not "admirably" so
>prefer to earn my own meals, but not too proud to eat someone else's leftovers
>possess some degree of the bravery of the wolf (alpha males like police officers and athletes), and the cunning of a fox (academics like computer programmers and scientists), but not nearly enough of either to directly compete with them
>prefer...
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dog
reasoning: I wanna fuck a dog.
wow this thread is gay and pathetic
shit reads like a tinder bio from a delusional autist.
Odd OP, i had a thought about this last month and came up with the same conclusions and coyote
I guess this place attracts similar people i guess
Why would any woman want to fuck a robot when you're a bunch of emotionally student, misogynistic, antisocial, narcissists who think women have to be virgins just because you guys can't get laid?
I'm not surprised most of you are virgins
Most robots generally aren't born with those characteristics.
They're generally developed over time from personal experience dealing with women and being rejected by women.
epic bait my friendo
inb4 "its not bait. i am genuinely curious blah blah blah"
>>25966933
So a robot's response to being incompetent in matters of dating and sex is to develop a hatred for women?
That's fucking pathetic.
>22, never had a gf
>have a chance to get a gf right now
>and become a normie
>it's practically handed to me on a silver platter
>she even said (verbatim) "I think we're more than just friends I'm happy to see where it leads"
>just need to play my cards right
>suddenly don't want to
>22 and no gf,...
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>>25966863
Your are probably afraid of being shown affection because of former failed attempts and now your mind is trying to tell your "You're just going to get tricked again".
This is general problem many people suffer under, just go for it anon. It might work out, it might not. What do you have to lose?
>>25966863
don't be such a faggot, act normal and go for it?
if it doesn't work out don't be such a pussy
>>25966935
what do I have to lose if it doesn't work out? Everything. might kill myself.
>"I really enjoyed today Anon. It's weird to think that we barely said two words to each other over all those months yet today I don't think we stopped talking! Oh, wait. Why are you closing the gate? Aren't you going to walk my to my front door? I'd like to say goodnight properly if you don't mind."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKW2H0WBqW8]
What are you doing, OP.
>>25966279
> Oxana
Try Katie, and you'd be right. Also, nice photoshopping. She was fat. I'd know. I dated her for 9 months.
>"Gosh do you think it's going to snow like this all night? If it does I can't imagine the roads will be very safe. Say, if you get the day off tomorrow how about we go for a long walk together? I was planning to cook something nice and warm for tomorrow anyway, I bet it'll taste nicer after going out in the snow. You know I always loved snowy days as a kid, my dad would take me and my brother out sledding and then take us to McDonald's for coffee and donuts. I'm always reminded of how much I miss him when it snows like this....
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>when mom throws your piss bottles away
>>25966177
Disgusting fucking manchild.
I never understood this; why piss in jars when a toilet is a few steps away?
Yeah I also don't understand this shit, why piss in a bottle?
>Never really watched anime
>Other robots like it
>Get suggested to watch Prisma Illya
I kinda feel like a pedo watching this haha
>>25966094
>I kinda feel like a pedo watching this haha
haha XD
daily reminder that anime is categorically and statistically a gateway to pedophilia
Even the japanese word for kids is very suggestive
>kondomo
Ok, which one of you guys is this?
Fess up.
Hes touching her, that means hes not a robot
true robots lurk in the shadows, watching from a distance
It boggles my mind people can go around being unaware of how disgusting they are, before anyone says anything there is a clear distinction between confidence and delusion.
>be kind of awkward
>join fraternity because the guys in it are nice and party
>most of them really like me
>go to party last night
>be a 7/10 drunk
>one of like 2 people who dislikes me comes up to the group I'm talking with
>for no reason starts telling everyone he bets I stand in the corner at parties and don't talk to girls while looking at guys...
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Take revenge. Even if it's just petty vandalism, doesn't matter. Shouldn't be hard to find out where the guy lives and destroy whatever you can. If you're not a total retard you should be able to do it without getting caught.
>>25965567
He lives at the frat house.
>>25965599
Even easier then, or wait. Actually I'm not familiar with frat houses(none of these where I live), but I assume it should be easier to get inside.
>she looked right through me
>and who could blame her
>>25965223
I loved that movie. Max is normie as fuck though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaDMYqUbOPU
>I was a loner
>Until there were no friends left
>>25965223
Also, Roxanne is a bitch for wanting to stop talking to Max telling her his dad was making him spend the summer with him.
Hey /r9k/ any good virgin Christian fembots? OP is a Christian.
>>25964977
I'm an apprentice voodoo priestess. Does that count?
I am, but I'm Calvinist so no need to bother OP.
>>25965016
Calvinists are Christians you silly goose
has there ever been a greater CLUCK?
>>25964758
>Overreact to blizzard
>Throw a party to celebrate
normies and their parties... i don't fucking get it
That's what you get for dating a slut.
>>25964758
>Gets cheated on
>Runs down to the basement
>Everyone else outside having a snowball fight.
What the fuck. Ideally, I would have whooped someone's ass but is it worth jail time?
Are music threads still allowed? What are robots listening to today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4i stumbled upon this and really liked it, ive never listened to these guys before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrgKtFVKTmI
who knew women could write such profound lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U2dJ0hCkVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBhG9aBNiXk
Do you guys actually have a personal problem with Chads? Any Chad i've encountered seem like chill guys because they've got it made, and are happy to help you out if you're willing to put in the effort, just like an Alpha+ who wants to see others succeed.
Normies (or Alpha- as I see them) are way more brash and full of themselves because they don't have everything a Chad has like 10/10 looks, but still act like they're above everyone else, because they hang around with him, being his underlings and thinking that's an excuse. The normie will...
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Chads are nice people because everyone is nice to them too
Jocks arent Chad
>>25963146
normies aren't alpha, normies are in between alpha- and beta-. Robots span from beta- to delta- (some would argue that gamma+ is not a robot, some would also argue that robots can be omega+) and wizards are omega+
Anyways, I think some of us don't like chads because they think it's the same for everyone. They think that everyone has been given the same opportunity they have and have the same tools when most simply don't.
And they cant control that about themselves, its the only way...
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>inb4 everyone says they're Gamma Positives