What's stopping us robots from setting up a small porn company with 5-7 of us , film porno's with any girls we want to hire and we can make whatever script we want, be able to have sex with these girls on the side, and also make money in the process?
It sure beats being a NEET or Wageslave, right?
having small dicks may be an issue
https://vine.co/v/eXnIV1zQXK9
>>25969321
First of all don't use a script in a fucking porn movie.
>tfw no cuntboi bf
>>25969308
>bfSUGOIDESUNE
What if you gave me this for Easter?
Why do you faggots have to invent a new word for tranny every two fucking seconds? I have to add a new filter every single fucking time
This is a long shot but I'm looking for a a home sex video that was posted on /b/ sometime last year.
It consisted of 4 short webms of a dorky-looking slightly overweight Chinese or Japanese guy having sex with a pale, slightly chubby, derpy looking white girl with long brown or black hair. They were both late teens or early twenties. She was on top riding him. She had quite large ears. They both seemed to be amateurs and had no rhythm at all. The entire thing seemed love-less and awkward, like she was an escort being paid and he was her first ever client. She had...
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>>25969175
Anon was she by any-chance a giant?
congrats for this drawing dude
I sincerely like it
>>25969202
She was normal sized, slightly chubby. Maybe 5 foot 4 inches tall.
>>25969206
Thanks, I think it's a vast improvement on my original. I've posted this thread over 100 times on /r/ and I thought it was time for an improved picture
I've suxkred on thise tits. What have you done with your luves.?
>>25969000
i dont need no gorilla tits senpai
>>25969000
how tall is this phat bitch, trip-san
disgusting desu senpai (original ffs)
Do you feel like you owe your parents?
I've felt that way for a while now. It's stopped me from progressing in life.
I don't even know what to do anymore.
>>25968904
No not at all.
Parents owe their kids because they do gods work and create people
>that pic
>tumblr art
>9gag
I fucking wish David never happened..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ9oLwi2Q7c
That's an irrational thought.
Anyone else hates poor people?
>go to grocery store
>buy chicken breasts
>no idea what to cook and its too hot outside to go anywhere and I'm tired of takeout
>hey I will have some ramen, what's been. A year?
>they don't have any
>wait for other grocery store to open
>they don't have any either
>go to third...
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>>25968711
What the fuck are they supposed to do faggot. They see a deal they take it because their might not be another opportunity.I hate poor people who blow their money on dumb shit they know is an egregious waste of money, not poor people trying stretch their dollars as far as they can.
>>25968797
This is a small grocery store you are not supposed to buy food for the whole week there just for a meal or two. If you want 60 fucking packages of ramen go to the supermarket, if you want to buy 100 packages of cream cheese kill yourself
>>25968797
They should be banned from buying in normal peoples stores, I'm OK with paying some extra cash to at least have premium lines like in the bank
Hello!
I am A Non Ni Mouse, Pleased to meet you
>>25968325
Hi, A non ni mouse. Nice to meet u. Please be my first friend in 15 years
>>25968325
You're p. cute mousey mouse
be safe little mouse!
There is no such thing as "normies".
There are just people, and in the end every person has similar problems and struggles. No one has "easy mode".
Why do you hate other people senselessly without even knowing them?
I agree with you, expect with the "easy mode" part.
I'm not trying to say it's easy, however, for example: if you have better looks you clearly have an advantage and it will make you life easier.
>>25968268
>every1's the same
>just b urself lmao
>>25968268
If I was a handsome guy with rich parents I'd feel the same way.
>I'm giving you a night call to tell you how I feel
>I want to drive you through the night, down the hills
>I'm gonna tell you something you don't want to hear
>I'm gonna show you where it's dark, but have no fear
Kavinsky - Nightcall
bumping for robot music
Why are robot music threads so unpopular recently?
From the Ghastly Eyrie I can see to the ends of the world, and from this vantage point I declare with utter certainty that this one you should listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuqUBALfsL4
When the doctor says you have Aspergers are these proper diangoses or is the CAT scan gonna show up that I'm normal?
I mean my mom is already treating me like I'm fucking autistic and the doctor printed out like 20 pages of shit on Ass burgers for her.
>>25967990
Are there no real autists on this board?
Stop posting about boypucci for one second pls
do mdma
>>25967990
No because aspergers isn't real, you're just lazy, weird and willfully obtuse.
Anyone /cycling/ here?
>go out riding on a sunny day
>away from everything and everyone
>ride for many hours on your own
>you set the rules, pace, route
>arrive home
It actually gives good feeling of achievement to be frank with you my kin. This is a sport that doesn't require any mates to join or share space with. Eventually you may find some other folk on bikes, but you can either ignore them or...
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I have a low end road bike that i don't use enough. A job where i can ride my bike would be great.
>>25967962
I love cycling. Once I got my first road bike I knew cycling was awesome. Road bikes are so fast and fun. But I live in a border state and there are so many crackheads here riding their dirty mountain bikes in the road. They try to stop and talk to you.
>>25968011
Do you mean commuting to your workplace? It isn't fun because you end up sweaty and tired getting there. Of course if you push yourself during the commute. Why not do this after work?
You get gf. Then what?
sexi dont want gf
Then you get cucked.
I've been thinking the same question. I realized I don't even know what would I do with her. I have no clue how realtionships work, no idea how other people do it.
She would break up in less than three days.
hey /o/
what car is this?
Looks like a 3 series. It's the "My parents bought me a beamer!" of the BMW family.
>>25967740
a manletmobile
looks like a 5 series
but elliot was small so probably a 3 series
>been doing language exchange with a Japanese pen-pal for the last year and a bit
>had only ever messaged over Lang-8
>the other week she suddenly gives me her email address
>a couple of emails in she's talking about sending pictures of ourselves
>I'm about a 3/10
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>>25967732
Post pics of her please sempai.
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>>25967732
"I'm rather unattractive and would prefer if we kept this relationship professional anyways- I don't need to see your picture either."
You're welcome.
>>25967760
She hasn't sent anything yet, she's waiting for me to confirm we'll exchange photos.
>>25967803
You don't think that'll kinda ruin the relationship anyway? Every time I've put the brakes on advancing relationships (for obvious reasons), professional or otherwise, it makes things awkward and they just peter out eventually.
Not a robot, but I'm dating one, and I need some advice.
>Meet a robot about 5 weeks
>seems a little beta, but he's kind, well-spoken, and intelligent, which is all I need. who needs a chest-thumping moron anyhow?
>Find out he went on a date years ago with a girl, got friend-zoned, and sends her almost 1k a month to support her and someone else's daughter
>this girl has well-off parents that pay for her own house and car. She doesn't...
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>dating a literal cuckold
loving every laugh
>>25967645
I know, it's weird. If I found out about it in the beginning, it would be one thing. But I found out 5 weeks in, and I don't know what the least shitty thing to do is. He's quiet, kind, and overly accommodating (qualities I like and look for in a long-term partner).
Like I said, I could bully him into stopping, but it feels so tremendously fucked up to make demands on someone this early on, especially when they have the money to do it. He's a classic robot, so I figured I'd put it...
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I guess act like a man and tell him to act like a man and sort out all his shit and build confidence in himself. Ditch helping the kid, it will be a criminal anyhow.