>be me
>sasquatch from centerpoint of torso down
>no back hair (thankfully)
>basically like pic related but all over my lower body
>normie girls tell me I should do something about my hair
>get really sensitive about it
>have a drink game
>lose cuz puked
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>>25977298
Image isn't even that hairy, Anon.
I guess I'm hairier (pic related). Goes all the way up to my ass, espacially at the back of my thighs.
>>25977298
>>25977584
i'm the sasquatch now
>implying your male friends didn't make you blow both of them like you secretly wanted to anyway
>you will never die a meaningless and miserable death in the trenches of world war 1
>tfw gonna die a meaningless and kind of miserable death in my mom's basement instead
Preferable desu
I do not know your feel OP
that's ok with me, my meaningless miserable death will be fine wherever it happens.
>>25977089
You may have already. You just won't know it
>being fukcing depressed
>feeling like i wasted my best years
>i wont get it back
what can i do to getthe most out of my few years alive?
>>25976923
i feel like this is gonna be me in a few years, how old are you dude?
>>25976923
Well, what do you want out of life?
>>25976937
i'm just 23, which sounds stupid cos any of you might be older and you might not realte, it sounds like a first world problem. the issue is that i'm living a really destructive lifestyle since i was like 16. I fucked up my right arm then and i lost all my confidence since i can't really do most tasks, i also got really into drugs and alcohol, and was feeling very depressed, than i took anti-depressants which just made my drinking problems worse, me getting into fights, not caring about my health.
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I've never revealed the matter to one so I've never had the pleasure of getting to know their views on it, but surely to someone who has regular sex it must seem incredibly strange that someone their own age has never once even tried it, right?
anyone here ever reveal their powerlevel?
Nah not really. Depends on your age I guess
The only person who knows is my mom lel and she thinks I'm pathetic, not that I disagree.
>>25976892
I never leave my home, so how would I know?
>Jewish girl
>smallish firm breasts and thick thighs / butt
this is literally the best combo prove me wrong
>>25976737
>Jewish girl
I just proved you wrong
>>25976737
Ask your self one question, would you want to fuck your boss's daughter?
>>25976770
Honestly senpai the prettiest girl I've ever seen in my entire life was half Jewish
How much longer do you plan to go before you kill yourself /r9k/?
until i give
Fuck you. You can't do anything in life, let alone continue to r9k properlyhurry up and do it my man
>>25976235
if I ever wake up and can't find a way to escape my thoughts, I will kill myself
Do you like Latina chicks?
>>25975878
Beggars can't be choosers, OP, I like any girl that likes me.
>>25975878
Yup. So much so I married one.
Let's shut this down real quick.
I like hot women period.
Hot girls of all races have mostly white features.
If Latina is hot it's because she's really white looking otherwise
If Black chick is hot it's because she's really white looking otherwise
If Asian chick is hot it's because she's really man otherwise
Am I the only person who managed to get through all of high school without having a girlfriend of any sort? Barely even friends with any girls. Never held hands with a girl. Only hugged girls every now and then because I was still in that mindset fresh out of elementary school thinking I was always going to go out with friends, get drunk and have tons of chicks on my dick all the time but in reality only got the hugs out of pity for asking for them so much and awkwardly giving gifts to them, occasion or not =(
>going on a board where every single person here never had any friends/girlfriends in high school
>asking if they had any friends/girlfriends in high school
are you genetically this retarded or is it this board that made you like that
>>25975606
>They're completely surrounding him and laughing at him
Holy fuck I can feel the anxiety from here.
>>25975669
This is literally the first time I posted on this board. I posted the thread to /b/ and they told me to go here. What's that spoiler box do?
>2016
>not eating pizza with your qt as fuck gf you met from r9k
cucks
>>25975352
yeah lets see a pic of that gf bub
>>25975352
nice job doxxing yourself anon.
FUCKING
GET
OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT
ITT: Sadistic shit you did in vidyas.
I'll start:
>playing postal 2
>find marching band
>idea.jpg
>get gas can out
>pour a good patch on the street
>get out a match
>just as they go over the patch throw match
>mfw skinless bodies asking me to kill them everywhere
>be me
>playing gta online with bestfriend
>add 15 year old kid
>go on his sessions and kill him until he goes offline
>do this everyday for the past year
kid was called luco-something, he always played gta and skyrim. We always sniped him and he'd yell in his microphone. He never noticed that friend and l were in his friends list. After a while we both got bored of it and stopped,
>playing need for speed rivals
>get best possible car and best possible "weapons" after going full autismo on singleplayer
>only go after players and kill them
>most of them are pure noobs with shit cars and no protection or "weapons"
>if you kill them they lose all the progress they made since they left the safehouse, usually half an hour
>I can appear about 1 minute away...
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>playing gmod on RP servers
>make traps with negative length ropes and frozen invisible props
>unfreeze props when people got near
did this so often, never got old
best part were those trigger happy 13 year old admins that got pissed when it happened to them, so to vent their rage they would ban the first one they saw on the area
What's the creepiest/most perverted thing you've ever done?
>>25974172
Fugged ur mum
Probably licking and sniffing my sister's panties.
And doing creepshots occasionally
DP on some random and her BF I met at a Goth club without a condom then ass fucking her while she sucked him and getting blood all over my dick.
>sitting in room
>finish plate of tendies mummy just made for me
>hmm, I want some more!
>decide to play a prank on mummy (might cost some gbp, but fun is fun)
>rig one of my pee pee bottles to pour on whoever opens my door
>position my wittle bottom towards the door as well and pull down my diaper
>bang my steel drum to get her attention (at 30 gbp I simply...
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>>25973618
Punching her in the face seems a step too far.
>>25973618
1/3 phampai robot eat a dick
>>25974833
2/3 phampai robot eat a dick LE ORIGINAL xDDDD
This thread was good last time.
Post a photo from a time you were happy.
My family never took photos of me when I was younger, but I was happy when I was around 6-7 or so.
>>25972729
I guess i can provide a photo where i'm looking like a junkie.
there was no good last time
>Homophobia Thread
Fucking faggots.
Just 8 years ago, even Barack Hussein Obama II. was opposed to fag "marriage"
Today? Bake my cake or go to prison!
Today? Even /pol/ is just full of /polgbt/ faggots who hate Islam for all the wrong reasons and r9k is full of trannies and trap fuckers as well.
So sick of all that shit EVERYWHERE
24/7 fags and trannies
Holt shit, the Polish are hardcore.
>>25972014
>Even /pol/ is just full of /polgbt/ faggots
And isn't that an oxymoron?
>>25972147
The Poles have had a pretty rough go of things the last half milennia.
Is she correct?
>>25971645
h-how would i know
>>25971645
No she es not
>>25971645
>women's studies
quality knowledge
inb4 people try to bait