post the fetish that you most likely need therapy for
I'll start: immobile, disgustingly obese women. None of that high-test BBW crap, but women who have gone beyond the point of social acceptance. Rolls, cellulite, misshapen limb fat, I love it. I want a woman whose life is so stagnant and miserable her only joys are food, sex, and more food. I want to humiliate and dehumanize her, call her a disgusting pig slut. I couldn't love a girl like this, and I'd tell her. I only want to stuff n fuck her.
hbu?
I sometimes wonder if my furry fetish is making me less and less attracted to human companionship.
Necrophilia. Not towards women who look like they're just sleeping, or freshly dismembered corpses, but rotting, bloated, maggot-ridden messes of decomposition and filth.I've tried getting therapy for it before and no one has been able to help
>tfw I will never have an Asian gf who's into light ageplay behind closed doors (lots of "kittens"/"littles" are open about it)
This is a red flag thread specifically about femanons:
>She thinks there's nothing wrong with a girl doing pornography
>She is white and has no racial identity
>She has been involved in an interracial relationship
>She likes hipster anime, video games, nerdy stuff, e.g. Yume Nikki, Tatami Galaxy etc.
>She attends anime conventions
>She cosplays several times a year
>>25989197
Who's this semen demon??
She's hot as fuck
>>25989239
Almost forgot:
>Regular camwhoring
>Likes /b/
>Is open about her sexual tastes with complete strangers
>red flagged about everything
>why do i have no girlfriend :''''''(((
Whats the most cringeworthy thing youve witnesses /r9k/?
>friend gets engaged, its a toss up betwene me and a guy called Kevin whos going to be best man
>end up being kevin due to him knowing the Groom for mnost of his life, despite me knowing him slightly less time
>kinda annoyed but hey ho
>its a well known fasact that this Kevin fancies the pants off of the Bride, but he hasnt told many people, the groom doesnt believe it
>Gets...
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How old are you, you illiterate fucknut?
kek my seids
http://youtu.be/ippk0G0cM8Y
Cringiest shit by far, like this guy takes down his fucking pants for a YouTube 'prank'? KEK. God save us.
>t'was funny, all in all
Back again!
Questions and such, I'll help as much as I can.
Here's the guide. ooriginallll
I haven't posted in a while, partly due to work, partly due to other things. Just letting you know I'm not letting you down.
Pic is the absolutely necessary understanding of calories (energy measure) with which to control your fat (stored energy). And here's a link to /fit/'s sticky, which is a lot of good info to begin with.
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html
I've been sort of watching what I eat, some times. I know that I've almostly completely cut soft drink out of my diet. I use to drink like around 2 cans of normal coke a day while i sit on the computer or a can and a full bottle whilst at work.
Now I rarely have soft drink and drink around 2 - 3L of water each day.
Baby steps, but I'm getting there. Just got to find a way to get myself to a gym.
I need some real advice guys. My teacher has a porn video floating through the web that got her fired from her old teaching job. Would leaving her an anonymous letter telling her to raise the grades if a couple students, me included, or I'll release it to her superiors,husband,etc be effective in her changing my grade?
Are the risks too high?
Bumpogcommentog
The risks are too high.
>>25996565
fuck yes id do it even if it back fires think of the fond memories you and your normie friends can share together anon :^)
>tfw no far-right gf who is actually intelligent.
The very small number I've seen beyond two or three are retarded neo-nazis who are only like that because they're being edgy.
>>25996159
>retarded neo-nazis who are only like that because they're being edgy.
might want to consider how that reflects on you desu
>>25996159
Most women in the far-right are just doing it for attention. Most women aren't smart enough to comprehend why the far right is the right political standpoint.
My gf is "far right" but that's pretty much because I made her that way. Women will follow a strong man. Simple as that.
>far-right
>intelligent
pick one
Please help me write a list of things I should do before I kill myself.
Housekeeping, if you will. I'm finding it hard to think of things.
Put clothes in bin.
Wipe hard-drives.
cut fingernails and shave
use vacuum cleaner
jack off
eat pork roast
rewatch complete Daria series
fly to Andaman and chill on the beach
find true love
then kill yourself
>>25995400
take dmt.
just do it, and do it right.
>>25995632
>>25995675
I meant to make things easier on the people that will have to take care of things once I'm gone.
Why don't you NEETs want to work? I've lived the NEET life for many years/phases of my life and it sucks... depressed all the time, feel worthless, stagnating...
Work is good for you. It gives you purpose and a sense of achievement which boosts your self-esteem.
And no I'm not talking about shit retail or fast food work (although it shouldn't be beneath you if you're young). Go to school, get a degree in something that matters, get a good job.
It takes hard work and dedication but it's worth it. Did most of you just grow up...
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>>25993458
I would do it if education were free. I've already got a degree, and I fucked up by getting bad grades and doing no internships. To go back to school would be another painful slog for 4+ years, with no guarantees, and no reason to think I wouldn't fuck it up again.
>>25993458
*yawwwwwwwnnnnn*
don't tell me what to do, slave
>My life has been complete shit compared to most of you and I've still busted my ass pretty much non-stop.
bet your life still sucks even after all that cucking
>>25993458
Interacting with other people is physically painful to me
I'd be willing and happy to work if I could do it alone, I genuinely enjoy programming and doing engineering work, but as it stands there is no occupation where I can completely avoid people, so I'll never be really happy working
Who welfare king here? Don't even have to apply for jobs here as I am covered by a mental disability.
>$773 a month max
>no housing
>multi year section 8 waiting lists in most states, completely closed in others
>$198 in food stamps
>less than 25% approval rate
>application process can take a year or more easily
lmao what the fuck is wrong with neetcucks in america, that shit is below poverty level
>>25992889
Brit here. I don't even check my balances most of the time. I am always getting a regular flow of neetbux. Thankfully I live with parents so no bills. In the US you can only get welfare for about a year.
>>25992958
>In the US you can only get welfare for about a year.
I've been drawing disability for four years because of agoraphobia. I get paid to sit in my comfy apartment and play video games and take naps. If I start feeling creative I'll play piano or paint a picture.
>you will never know what this feels like
It's not fair, lads.
>>25992657
>tfw circumcised so it would probably feel like nothing
>tfw fapping doesn't even feel that good
Slippery, tingly (since it's rubbing the frenny) and warm.
There.
>>25992657
>implying my dick is long enough to hot dog
I'm rejected before i ask
What does your name means and do you live it up?i'm not powerful leader but instead anti-social cyborg
My name means no fear, or fearless one :^)
I kind of live up to it, I'm just autistic kek.
>>25992472
Well you dont have to fear of becoming autistic.
It means "Son of Neil"...
That's not my dads name, so I guess not.
Robots, what is your favorite insult to use on 4chan?
I'm pretty fond of "retard."
>>25992238
Underage kid detected
My favorites are bitch and faggot
In general, not just on here.
I use dummy because it's cute and not as harsh as other insults.
>We will never return to a pre-smartphone, pre-social media Internet
This hurts more than you think famo.
>>25990363
>>25990426
There's real hope, though.
The Internet is on a path to become so bad and consolidated that it will become intolerable.
Then, there will be a hacker counterculture and an alternative with a high barrier to entry.
>>25990448
>I went to get a tire changed everyone looks up then back at their phones.
>go to get coffee everyone is glued to their phones.
>Go hiking on trails to be alone in nature see people glued to their phones.
>Go running on the beach at 5:00 in the morning to watch the beautiful sunrise, everyone is on their phone. The light reflects off their faces.
And people say I am antisocial.
Post yours, boys
http://www.15minutes4me.com/free-online-test-stress-anxiety-depression-burnout/#eestal10
okayquality content blox mute
That test sucks cocks.
And I already take the maximum dose of my antidepressants. I am doing so well! <3not.
Why don't you just date women in your league, anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e99aCdtpwU
>>25989556
that guy should literally just kill himself.
like how does that even make sense?
What more proof do we need that women are living the easy mode?
>>25989556
I did but I didn't message her back in time so she acts like she's out of my league now.