Are people who have "attempted suicide" nothing more but attention-whores after the attention and validation from others, especially the retards who failed more than once?
It's not hard, here take some notes of people who aren't attention-whores and meant it when they said they were going to commit suicide;
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=63e_1327975286 (embed)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=295_1411100624 (embed)
>>26003197
It's safe to assume that everyone who brings up attempted suicide is doing it for attention
Huff some paint and ass out on the edge of a tall building or cliff
>>26003197
depends on the method
if they overdose or some shit and end up in the hospital, yeah they're attention whores
but holding a shotgun up to your temple and choosing not to pull the trigger, while a true "suicide attempt," doesn't gain any attention unless the guy brags about it on the internet for pity-points.
Hanging is such a messy method. I'm using a gun.
Okay, robots.
Here's a test most of you probably haven't heard of. It's called the Big Five test. It's similar to the MBTI test, except it's supposed to be more scientifically accurate and less pop science-esque. Pic related is my results.
Here is the link to the test: http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html
If you've already taken the test, this link explains how it's supposed to relate to the MBTI: http://similarminds.com/global5/g5-jung.html
Post your results as well as your MBTI type.
I'm RCOEI and INTJ...
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>>26003109
Yeah, that's pretty much me.
Anyone isn't RLUAI isn't a real robot.
Period.
and I'm INTP so pretty accurate
>normies hype weed up as DUDE RELAXING LMAO
>try an edible
>have a panic attack
>see my face moving in the mirror and there's a three second delay on everything
>feel paranoid and then blackout
>wake up in vomit and my own poop a day later on my apartment floor
once again normies have disappointed me
Should've smoked first. Edibles can be pretty hardcore.
>>26003103
>edibles first time
full retard friend.
should have smoked first you dumb fuck, nobody tries an edible their first time, odds are you ate too much.
Scars, Methods, Do you still self harm?
my scars
>>26003074
It is with me.
>>26003074
Tons of scars all over my body, mostly stomach and chest. I used a box cutter. I don't self harm much anymore, since now I have alcohol.
I am not proud of it, and if you currently self harm I suggest you stop. I will never be able to get a girlfriend because I am self-conscious about my scars. I will probably die a virgin because of them.
Anyone else feel like listening to too much metal while growing up stunted their social development?
i'm kind of glad i was a stoner wrong generation classic rock faggot when i was a teenager than some smelly metal head
Hard to say. I didn't really get into music until I was maybe 14? But I was a pretty devout metalhead from then until I was maybe 18 or 19. I think it fueled some of my lonerism in high school but it hasn't had much effect on my adult life, imho.
>>26002929
>tfw 21
>finally growing into metal after spending years listening to indie, jazz, classical, experimental music, etc.
I found out a few minutes ago that my cousin's 9 month old daughter passed away. She stopped breathing on her own and her heart was failing. For some reason, the doctors could do nothing. About 8 or 9 hours in the hospital before she died.
My sister seemed to take it WAY harder than I did. She cried a lot and vocally when she heard the news that she was dying and when she died. I did not cry like that. I cried silently, but most of my tears were for her mother who I feel deeply sad for and cannot even begin to imagine the pain she feels. My sister and I both...
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Anyways, the mother did not deserve this pain and tragedy, to lose a child after such a short time on this earth, a child she tried so hard to have. It really opened my eyes to the reality of mortality of everyone, even infants. We truly take life for granted. I'm not trying to imply that I've been emotionally hardened by 4chan....although it honestly is possible despite the fact that I've never been the really emotional type....but I think it would be best for me to go. That beautiful little girl does inspire me to be a better person - she had a good mother that...
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well thanks for reading anyways
You explained it yourself. You did not have an attachment to her and your sister is simply more empathetic.
I'll miss you robot, good luck.
>get tinder
>only have selfie pics in the mirror
>no friends to party take pics with
>no girls to take pics with
>no money to go do activities and get pics of myself
>only match one horrendous 2/10 that i don't even know how i swiped left
>make a fake stacy account and start checking out what pics the chads have
>get an...
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go find something cool
ask somebody to photograph you in front of it for your grandma
>>26002783
How good are you with photoshop?
I like the idea op.
>last semester
>suffering from crippling panic attacks
>meet this qt at a thing
>she asks me how I'm doing
>try to be vague because of believing in the stoicism meme
>she detects something is wrong
>takes me away from everything to talk
>just go with it since I have nothing to lose
>she coaxes...
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>>26002737
>Should I do it?
Yes. This is your chance for a better life. Take it.
>>26002737
>Of course you should do it.
>I would if i had the chance.
>Should I do it?
Yes.
>What do I have to lose?
Basically nothing other than the pedestal you're putting her on.
Why is pole dancing considered slutty?You cant deny this is impressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5yInyWTzPo
>>26002622
you know what's more impressive and respectful?
Real athletics or forms of weight lifting instead of calling being a slut "exercise"
>>26002622
because most pole dancers do the equivalent of what this bitch does in the first 5 seconds.
My fiancee started stripping recently and has gotten ridiculous abs after only a few seconds. She used to teach pole dancing classes and is apparently the only girl at the club who can actually use the pole, so she's been making bank without ever having to leave the stage. We even have a pole in our guest room that I've practiced on, shit is hard as fuck and the girls who actually do tricks and stuff deserve a ton of credit. I used to be a competitive climber and figured I had good grip strength and core strength but I absolutely could not keep up with her.
Im booredand alone
me too desu...
how was your day anon
Isn't loneliness the best thing since everyone is a nuisance ?
how do i get a gf. not ugly, at uni
Oneitis just said yes
she just
said
yes
I have legitimate, non-meme major depressive disorder, and I've never actually felt this happy in my entire life.
You still have a chance, robots. At least try. The worst that happens is that you sperg out and save yourself the hell of the friendzone or something.
Good job, now get the fuck off our board.
>>26002198
I will gladly, I just want to try to help some other robots first.
It doesn't get better from here, anon. Enjoy the next few months, because she will end up cheating on you.
Why do people fall into tumblr culture?
I don't get that pic, are you making fun of him?
He seems like a nice person. People want to feel like they belong. Even an individualistic person falls into a category of some sort. Tumblr culture, hipster culture, gamer culture, robot culture. There's so many people on this planet you can forget being a snowflake.
>>26002056
The same reason we're here. Because it's a place where they can feel accepted. Their political correctness and r9k's normie hate are two sides of the same coin in that they both create an external entity to place blame upon.
>>26002207
True
Original
Is it strange going to a restaurant by yourself
It's 50c wing Sunday, I want to turn it into a routine because I fucking love wings but I'm worried the entire staff is silently judging me
If you go to a restaurant with a bar it's not as bad
Not strange at all, and who knows. A qt fembot in your area might do the same thing. You'll notice each other every sunday and a romance could blossom from this. One thing is certain, you won't meet anyone being stuck in your room all the time.
I say do it, get out there and have some fun.
>>26001917
I go to restaurants all the time by myself. I also see people there by themselves all the time. No one gives a shit.
Are you going to go out crying robots? Or will you put on a brave face?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yj2FNYi8q0
>>26000965
Dude had honor to himself and his family. Instead of sulking into depression and neetmode he stopped himself from being a burden
Reminder that if you're a neet you're parents do secretly wish you'd kill yourself already
>>26000965
>tfw I ride a litre bike into the back of a semi-truck trailer
>>26000965
He had a gf, he was a normie.
Who /drunk and lonely/ here?
Nope, but how about telling me who that semen demon is.
>>26000679
you don't belong on this board if you're old enough to drink. Kindly leave.
>>26000679
I'm lonely but not drunk
>destroying yourself with the fermented Jew