>meet girl on /mu/ 3 years ago
>we have so much in common, fall in love quickly
>live far apart, but decide to meet in secret behind our parents (she was 16 i was 17) through various shenanigans
>parents find out, blow their shit, but eventually come to an understanding and im allowed to see her
>ensue best years of life with a person who totally understands me, emotionally and sexually, and who is incredibly strong and intelligent....
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Sorry op, that actually fucking sucks a lot. It blows when that one person just moves along with their life and acts like all that time spent with you didn't happen.
not only is she fucking him every night, she probably has never regretted ditching you for a second and is happier now than ever.
women have no remorse all they think about is their own happiness
Prove you're a robot. Tell us your view on life.
>>26007243
Things get harder and harder and one day you die.
>>26007243
I got an F on the Turing test
For the past 1 hour of my life i've been living it like it is the last days before my death.
Browsing dank memes.
Ok I think I let my autism slip too much.
>finally repress powerlevel
>throw out waifu worship
>stop masturbating to hentai
>reinvent self as pseudo-chad
>find qt who has never met me before
>get her to start a relationship and move in with me after college
>all going well, she digs the new persona
>start getting more...
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>>26007204
Tell her ''it was just a prank, bro''.
Like those guys on youtube, it might work.
I'm really fucking panicking. Should I slip her a note explaining how I'm retarded? Do I just leave it and pretend it didn't happen?
>>26007204
lol i'm actually cracking up. anon, for your sake i hope you are making this up
Would you gf a tumblr chubby?
who is this whore galore?
>>26007079
No.
Been there done that.
Never again.
Looking back I enjoy all the pain I caused her with getting all distant and then calling her one day when she was visiting her mother and breaking up with her.
I actually am quite the chubby chaser but I can't stand girls who believe in tumblr politics.
>tfw used to have a chubby Christian gf with a big ass and nice titties
Do you want to be 4chan famous?
Heck yeah I do!!!!!!!
>>26007026
haha how about you kill yourself!
>>26007045
Dude, that was kinda mean
ITT we post our cringey preteen/early teen online usernames (ie AOL, Hotmail, yahoo, etc.)
>>26006877
(blank)isinyourmom
>>26006877
MEGADAN666
Fuck yeah no regrets.
XxLOLimakittyLOLxX
i think we can all agree that women are smarter than men
>>26006875
but it's not january 3
>>26006875
>3 Jan 2016
There.
Three letters, commonly accepted contraction of "January", and the other characters are numbers so they don't count.
Great troll thread, though.
>>26006875
1-3-16
Less than 5 even
Don't fall for the meme.
Never fuck a black girl robros.
So I think I royally goof'd. I had sex with a black girl bc she had a nice thick booty. The other night I asked her to come over to my parents place (my parents were out of town) and she brought her newborn baby with her.
I knew I didn't want to be a stepfather so I called her tonight and gave her a late present that was off her Christmas list, then I told her that we shouldn't talk anymore.
Well she flipped out and took a bat out of her backseat. She said she was going to handle...
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>new born baby
You are doing it wrong m8
You can tstop the chocolate take over
>>26006893
>>26006893
by new born I meant only a few months old. Apparently the baby daddy ditched midway through pregnancy
>Can I start you guys off with some drinks tonight? Beer, wine?
>No thanks, I'll just have a water.
>>26006734
I'd rather be a fedora than a degenerate. Enjoy liver failure
>>26006805
>having a drink with dinner means you'll die of liver failure
Is being this out of touch with reality a result of never leaving your house?
>>26006734
I dont drink and I'm not a virgin.
ITT: We rustle pic related
Well bros, after countless failed approaches this month I've come to terms with the fact that women demand quality entertainment. Like moviegoers, they are just here for the show called "life". The movie and all that goes into creating an awesome story is the responsibility of the male.
If I had to sum up my approach pitfalls it would be with one word: TRYHARD
Although no numbers were pulled (I'm 5'10, avg weight and looks), I did come away with a new fetish..bear with me it might sound weird. I get turned on by creating really uncomfortable approaches. My mindset walking in is to crash and burn, in essence watch the moviegoers gawk in visible disgust as I fail to meet even a modicum of their mildest expectations.
It starts out casually in a public setting, maybe a library, bar, or even shopping mall. I open with a typical "Hey nice to meet you, I just wanted to come say hello because I thought you were..." blah blah blah, etc.
Then I'll start asking really stupid, plain questions. "So what's your favorite color?" "Do you like food?" "When did you buy your last pair of running shoes?"
If they're at a bar stool, or cocked back in a study lounge with their books out..chances are they aren't going to straight up walk away from you. No...they expect you to walk away due to the inherent build up of cringe-worthy awkwardness, all of which you cherish as you make her stew in a shitpond of her own failed, needy expectations to be entertained in the first place. The major key is to let long...long...pauses of awkward silence linger when they inevitably arise. If there's an extra chair at her table, I'll sit down in the midst of this pause and pull my phone out to literally browse 4chan for a min or two. Then I'll look up and just when she thinks it's over...NOPE..hey bitch, what's your...(looks back down at phone for 1 minute)...what's your um, like, favorite brand of soap? Most women, and this is what I love (Continued in comments)
think you tried to push this meme yesterday to trick autists into socializing
lol good job op I see what you're doing you sneaky snake : ) good shit >>26006625
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about the entire scenario, won't straight up tell you to leave or leave you (unless it's permitted in context). So you can stand there and watch the world burn as you destroy every expectation she had of "How the guys should approach her or how people are expected to interact normally". It's my way of letting out that pent up sexual frustration and it's in response to all the times women all over the world held their pussy privilege over people's head like little princesses.
When it's all over, you leave and tell her to have a good day/night (opposite of whatever it should be outside). You walk away, for the first time in a long time or maybe ever for some of you, with a sense of accomplishment. You've executed a plan to perfection. I must warn you that this takes a different sort of "balls". This mentality has it's root firmly planted in the disgust you may feel towards women, the pressures of society's expectations, and the imbalance and cuckoldry suffered at the hands of countless robots worldwide. I call this Entertainment for Retards, or the ER treatment. It's surprisingly shaped into a fetish (on a personal note) because you get to make them feel really uncomfortable, the same way they made me feel because I was the one who had to approach first, I was the one who had to juggle bowling pins while farting the ABC's just so she can giggle and maybe touch my cock, and all the while having to drop serious coin on the chance that your risk pays off in the first place. The funniest part is playing it all off as though ther are the source of all the awkward tension. MFW they think they're somehow at fault when it's all said and done.
What song makes you think of her?
>>26006601
Who?
The babe with the power
well this is the last song she sent me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgzgQO3vG48
Dude looks like a lady by Aerosmith
>Anon, I can't wait for our wedding next week! I'm so excited!!!
>What do you mean, "we need to talk?"
>Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up?
>I was young and dumb; I wanted to experiment
>I've grown from that experience
>UGHHH I knew I shouldn't have told you.
>You know, you're such a misogynist. Chad didn't care how many...
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>>26006053
No
No is no, go back to Chad and tell him to pay the bills
>>26006053
Sauce this video right now you shitposting fuck.
Thank God I don't have to deal with the vagaries of romance like you insecure guys. I'm glad I found a good woman and settled down with her.
I went to a local ice skating rink with her kids today (she had to work on a project with her coworker), we had a lot of fun.
I used to think I was attractive.
Then I got older and realized what truly attractive people look like, and I'm balding.
Now I can't lower my standards even though I know I have to because I always told myself I was in the same league as attractive women.
God I hate myself.
I used to be attractive, but then I boozed too much.
>>26005955
Rent an attractive hooker once a month. Keep the delusion alive.
>balding
I feel you OP it is the most depressing of feels
>walk into your sisters room
>see this
what do?
>>26005750
Bury my face in her ass
>tfw no sister
these are just more bad feels
>>26005750
absolutely nothing, incest between siblings is disgusting.
Vent thread: what's troubling you? Talk about how you really feel about someone, something, or even yourself. Put your emotions into words, and tell us how you feel. Are you sad, happy, maybe suicidal? Howcome?
>Nothing helps me at all, being bipolar 1 is horrible. Thearpy feels fake, and meds just make me feel worse in the end. I just feel hopeless, really.
>>26005513
I just fixed a mistake I made last year.
I spent the bulk of that time hating myself and I can't shake the habit of remembering every mistake I made and fucking DESPISING myself for doing that.
I fear that everyone around me can see right through my exterior and they have all heard from other people how much of a failure I am.
I want to change my face, not be noticed, and live in solitude as if the old me died and the new me is an unknown entity.
I am a failure and a coward.
>>26005513
Feeling unattractive
I achieved every goal I set for myself ten years ago except one.
Now I'm 28 and I still miss her.
I still fucking miss her.