>today is the International Kissing Day
>>29770518
Nice, time to kiss the gf
>>29770518
So go find a qt to kiss, fucko.
*Known in Canada as Osculation Day
judging from the /face thread/ earlier i came to the conclusion that 85% of you look like normies except for some really ugly dudes lol. why dont we invent our OWN community something like normiebook for robots (robobook). some of you look like really interesting people i'd like to meet and get to know.
So like 4chan?
>>29770501
not like 4chan where you are an anon
why arent you interested guys? dont you want to have friends you can talk to and share stuff with?
Who else /experiencing the final frontier of psychological torture/ here?
>schizoaffective
>Wake up today knowing something is up with me
>time feels like it's dialating
>feel like snipers are aiming at me through my window
>talking to myself in public
>rolling my head and eyes and blinking compulsively
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That sounds pretty rad tbqh
>>29770459
>feel like some monster's gonna kill me when I'm alone, because of monophobia
>have frequent sleep paralysis
>anxiety plus adhd pi makes me too attentive or inattentive as fuck
>make stupid arguments all the fucking time because of said disorders ^
>count my conditioner seconds before I wash it off, count the number of my toothbrush brushing itself, say...
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>>29770832
It might sound interesting, but actually feeling like this is horrendous. I would kill 10 newborn babies with my bare hands if it would take it away.
>open bedroom door
>see this
>what do
Have sex with it probably
Get the hatchet and be glad of free meat.
rub belly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIrnrnkajPM
So I just finished university, done a meme degree. Looking for work.
my next life goal, my lot in life, is to work so I can earn so I can consume....then I die.
Tell me, all you wageslaves, what is it like?
>>29770348
It's exhilarating. Better than sex.
>>29770348
It's better than many of the alternatives.
>>29770348
Miserable dog shit. Every day is the same and you can feel the life being sucked out of you
How's the hair robots?
Is masturbation accerlerating hair loss?
At what age did you notice your hair loss?
>be 27
>start balding
>still can't grow a beard
shit guys what do I do
do I need to start wearing a fedora at all times?
>>29770379
If you can't grow a beard it sucks even more. Deciding to shave your head and then looking like a cancer patient (assuming you are white) is not attractive at all to females. A significant percentage of females do not even like bald men at all - especially young, bald men.
So you either just leave your hair as it is and hope you can pull a combover or embrace the fedora tipping lifestyle.
bald here, not bad tbqh
>>29770467
you have a point but an even larger percantage of women find me non attractive for my shit personality, I'm actually glad I went bald cause if it weren't for that I'd have kept my hair long, and I looked even worse like that
Bros, I snorted 200mg of what I assume was pretty good cocaine over the last 90 minutes or so. I bought it online for $25. It was my first time doing this drug. I feel great, even though half my face is numb. I don't remember the last time I had so much fun posting and my replies are much longer and better than they usually are. I even get more (you)s.
You should definitely try this. I only bought a small sample, because of the price, but I think it's an experience worth having. Fuck, now I understand why rich people love this. It's much gentler than speed....
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>>29770320
Don't waste drugs on here, I've made it a rule not to waste highs on this site because the experience is about the same
Also cocaine is a meme
>>29770320
I really really want to buy weed online, how'd you do it?
>>29771047
Cocaine isn't worth the money for me, considering my income, so I won't make it a regular thing, but it's definitely very good. I was expecting to be underwhelmed, because it has the reputation to be a meme drug, but I guess going for a vendor with excellent reviews and paying a bit more payed off in that I experienced "real" cocaine intoxication instead some half assed one that would have given me a wrong idea about the drug.
It's definitely my favorite stimulant. So euphoric...
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Learn how your brain works. Other peoples thoughts and personalities stick to you, you may or may not realize this but it is true. Therefore hanging out on a board like this will fuck your shit up. You see, real life and personality is like this website and memes, only a small percentage of people create original content but everyone, including the original content creators, uses memes and they stick. Culture can be described as a collection of memes. So this board is going to make your depressed and lonely because people tell you that women are whores and that hell is other...
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ITT: Epiphanies of an 18 year old.
>Learn how your brain works.
Im in the process of, unfortunately it's an extremely complex system of which we may even have no control over. At times like this I wish I wasn't such a giant lazy fuckup, neuroscience sounds very interesting.
>>29770308
People who want you to stay on this board due to a tendency of liking you as a depressed person and not liking you as a happy and normal person will make fun of you for pointing this out as they don't want people to know. It's like the allegory of the cave.
>>29770362
Of course it's complex, you never stop learning when it comes to self-knowledge. Not until you die.
My mum has just given me a life lesson. She said that working and having a resposibilities is a sense of human existence. The less you do, the more lazy you become and the worse you feel about yourself. If you work, do something productive, you keep the energy going. After the hard day, you feel happy, you feel proud of yourself after accomplishing something.
What do you think robots? That would make a lot of sense, since most of us are lazy, neet nerds, sitting on our asses the entire day. Is this the final answer?
If you become rich, you will die rich. If you become poor, you will die poor. Either way, you will die.
Helium suicide is the only way
>>29770249
Your mom is exactly right.
Even if I worked no girl would want me anyway. Life is about looking good, not just money.
How do you deal with being absolutely worthless, useless and shit at absolutely everything including your hobbies?
>>29770242
>git gud
Is how you deal with it. Faggot.
>>29770242
I tell myself I'm going to stay awake and keep shitposting until I die of exhaustion, but I always fall asleep.
>>29770242
i preoccupy myself with stupid shit
for 10 hours and sleep the rest of the day off
>People your age and younger are having sex all the time
Does this blow anyone else's mind? I mean just how?
I'm thirty godamn three. They fucking better be.
the way I see it sex is like a club that you need to be invited in order to get in to, but once you're in you get to have as much sex as you want with most of the other people in the club
you get 2 invites each
but none of us even knows anybody with any free invites left
>>29770319
you have the worldview of someone who plays too many video games
Where do you get your news robots? Where do you go for unbiased facts these days?
>>29770011
a variety of biased subjective first, second and third person sources from which i assemble my own opinion.
>unbiased facts
>through any media
>ever
nice try jewlluminati
t-that yearbook pic cannot be real
Have you gone outside today?
I was just sitting in my backyard. It is really nice.
Sun on my back, toes in the grass.
I think we'd all feel a little better with more nature in our lives.
>>29770006
>tfw live in a commieblock
Sucks not to have a private nook outside desu
Its 95 degrees, 90% humidity and mosquitos buzzing around me the second I step outside. I'll pass.
I did, then turned around and went back inside because its hot as fuck
How difficult is it to create a website like this? moot created 4chan when he was 15. Was he a coding prodigy? Or is it feasible to everybody, just some practice is needed?
>>29769978
he literally plagiarized the 2channels source code
>>29769978
m00t's case was mostly luck tbqh
4chan was one the first imageboards in the west, based off 2ch
futaba is quite easy to setup too, so no he's not a "code prodigy"
>>29769978
http://yotsubasociety.org/imageboardguide/
https://github.com/savetheinternet/Tinyboard
https://engine.vichan.net/
https://github.com/ctrlcctrlv/infinity/
Check source code for different imageboards. Post your questions on /g/.
>hate everything about myself
>still manage be a narcissist
Not sure how it is possible, but I pull it off.
>>29769959
You aren't a narcissist, just histrionic
>>29769992
histrionic - exaggerated dramatic behavior designed to attract attention
Narcissism is always rooted in self hatred. Its a fact.