Robots,
I've been lurking around here for a several years now, feeling the feels and watching all the baiting that goes on. Many keks have been had. Before that, however, I believed the Supreme Gentlemen/entitlement to sex meme. This is, as I've found over the last year, the most toxic one on /r9k/. As of last weekend, I'm on my way up and out from this Hell.
>Be me
>Total loner in Uni
> 5'10", 230 lbs.
>skin issues,...
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Good for you, mate. I really mean that. Good for you.
>another NORMIE sharing his victory over the lowly robots as an ego boost
Wow, do you feel good about yourself because you are better than the literal scum of society?
>Dorm
Some of us aren't that intelligent, anon.
Hey, normos.
Why do you browse this board and claim to be one of us?
What the fuck do you gain from browsing this shithole?
robots are pathetic, NEETs, hhkvs that are afraid to change due to the fear of failure.
You will never understand what it's like to be this alone and socially rejected, no matter how much you believe you're 'lonely' or depressed. You don't know what it's like to be in your 20's and never having touched a woman, never having a relationship and some of us never had friends.
Why won't...
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Because it's entertaining in kind of a sick way
It's an ego booster for them. Every once in a while you get a with a saint complex, coming here "to help all the poor robots" when in reality it's the way Someon says to you after you did shit in a test "oh your grade isn't THAT bad" but they got 98%.
>>26013622
I like to read about people who have it off worse than me, it makes me feel superior to know that I succeeded where others have failed.
Why does the thought of death make me horny?
One of my sister's friends recently died in a car crash and I can't think about it without getting a boner.
>>26013107
i dunno bro maybe you're into that in a sexual sense
Gotta say, being into death is pretty fucked. Not even torture; not even necrophilia, but just death. Pretty fucked.
>>26013107
Because you are dead to the world. when she died you feel like she is like you
Would you date her, /r9k/?
If not, under what standards would you?
is there a picture of her without makeup?
>>26012831
Well she's wearing less make up in this pic.
Don't think you'll find a pic of any girl without makeup.
Fuck no she looks horrific senpai
Tell me robots
What are the worst feels you ever had?
>tfw alone on every birthday
>tfw being in physical pain is much more tolerable than loneliness
>What are the worst feels you ever had?
Its a feel that is with me every single day of my life.
Its a small penis and I can't even retract my foreskin so I'll probably never have proper sex with a girl ever.
>be my 20th birthday
>get up early
>no cards in post
>get my nice clothes on as its my birthday
>mother calls in for a few minutes, brought me some sweets and bottle of ale for presents
>leaves straight away
>have to go and sign on jobseekers
>come home
>mams ex bf calls in for cup of tea...
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>>26012920
Did you get cards in the following days? Because mail isn't instant. Although you could always make the point, that they knew when your birthday was so they should've sent it at least a week ahead.
my sister uploaded this to her facebook today
is she degenerate?
have you fucked your sister? just curious
I literally only had to see the nose ring to know that she is.
>>26012458
>septum piercing
Yes she is, extremely so
>haven't jerked off in 3 months
>stopped playing video games and reading
>haven't talked to another person in almost half a year
>can't feel sexually aroused or enjoy anything anymore
>literally just lie in bed all day with my laptop
>want to kill myself but I can barely lift myself out of bed to go to the toilet
>starting to become underweight...
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>>26012380
>haven't jerked off in 3 months
>stopped playing video games
>can't feel sexually aroused
Implying these are bad things.
Damnit I was gonna be the first to post that here faggot
>>26012380
I've been there before. I don't really know what to tell you though, sorry.
POST NORMIES GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
STARING WITH A GOODIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR3T1nfi0H8
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y981k2pSfY8
>my grandfather died and my mother took pictures on his deathbed of the moment before and after he died
>2 weeks before death
>One hour before death
>say I want to get a small car
>pic related happens
Are normalfags literally insane? Why would someone try to kill you because you have a small car?
>>26012133
What the fuck is she talking about? Should I just not get a car?
Fordfags and Chevyfags have a stupid "rivalry" about their trucks. In reality it doesn't fucking matter unless you're literally hauling at the vehicle's limit every fucking day.
i drive a prius in suburbs and highways and that's not a thing
she's a dumb cunt talking out of her ass
>Sitting at home, decide to turn the TV on
>"Modern Family" episode is on
>Have only seen a couple of episods, but decide I'll watch it
>Pic related daughter is going to college
>Comes back home
>Dad and mom catch her with some nerdy/pathetic guy stereotype in her room, but of them laugh at her for it
>She tells them that she was tired of having Chad thundercock fuck her around in college and wanted something "comfortable"
>Other subplot is about how their 15 y/o Chad son gets pussy because he got arrested for driving without a license and his mom is actually happy that her son isn't a beta faggot like her husband
Why is this allowed. Holy shit.
alex got so fat in the newer season
hailey a qt
>>26012124
its that brain training for society.
its trying to enforce decent guys are mock worthy and chad thundercock is acceptable.
no idea why its allowed but its the same as how all females are super amazing mary sues and all males are dumb idiots unless black
Its a show for girls, so when the bad boy preference churns out its a wink to the viewership
Hey R9K. Got any pornstar recommendations, or hentai recommendations?
>tfw I have a raging porn addiction but dont know many names
Zooey Holloway if you're into MILFs.
Vanity if you like chicks with dicks (ONLY HER OLD STUFF, HER RECENT ONES ARE SAD!)
Lelu Love is both great and awful at the same time.
I REALLLLY like zarrah angel but shes definitely an acquired taste
>>26012215
I'd like to acquire her taste
Anybody else feel like Asian genes are the source of your beta-ness?
I was raised very American, and generally try to be confident, masculine, etc. But I constantly find myself immediately apologizing to strangers, and backing down from confrontation whenever possible. I do this without even thinking about it and can't really change this behavior.
The thing is, I see this with almost every other Asian guy or girl I've ever met, and only see this problem in white guys when they're already extremely beta.
Are Asians genetically the cucks everybody...
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>>26011804
Lol, 'is it just a meme' he asks.
Do you have eyes compadre?
You're just a civilized human being in a liberal country Africanized to decadence and degeneracy.
>beta
>alpha
It's time to stop.webm
Why don't you date Asian girls? You can get qts even if you are a robot.
Asians don't like me, I'm abrasive. I'm like the niggers of white people to them.
Because this is what happened when i try to text them
>>26011732
>synth
That's what you get for trying to date traitorous robots.
>be black
>asked out another asian girl today
>got rejected again
>>26011673
>be black
>be married to a Japanese girl
>>26011683
how did you accomplish it anon
>>26011693
By not being a nigger
>tfw fucking stupid
>tfw because I am reasonably articulate to some extent people think I'm smart
>don't believe when I tell them I'm too stupid to even hold basic jobs or go to college
>tfw people think I'm lazy and not a fucking retard which I am
>Iktf inside out in a way
>tfw am smart and reasonably articulate
>tfw am able to hold a job
>tfw nobody cares
>tfw because I am reasonably articulate to some extent people think I'm smart
so relateable
>tfw make the most obvious puns / jokes at any given time
>people constantly telling me how funny I am
>know for a fact I could not do 5 minutes of original stand-up to save my life
>tfw my intelligence is like a dry erase board
It is very broad but the board deep on any part.