>"Anon, I think I'm kinda falling in love with you"
What do you say?
>>26018890
>"Love isn't real, Nyanners. But my good boy points are and it's time for our session. Please undress yourself."
>loving me
I think you should get better taste and find someone else
>having that much shit taste
shiggy diggy
ITT: Robot rappers
tyler the creator
>>26018756
Yung Lean sad boys in town
Eminem of course
i really like to vape nicotine free juice. its actually fun to do and pass the time
Enjoy your popcorn lung
>>26019458
I'm not a vapefag, but you're more likely to get popcorn lung from smoking than vaping.
That being said, vaping nicotine free juice is fucking stupid if you're not an ex smoker.
I lile to hike to me it's the best "robot" sport.
>can so it alone, competition is against me of no one
>can use nice music or listen to nature
>good for health and good for your mind
>better connect with nature or better connect with yourself
>pretty cheap, a good pair of merrel is like 50$ and last a decenny
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>manage to talk to crush on FB by offering homework help.
>inb4 having normiebook
>we start speaking for a couple of weeks
>get quite close
>tell her my dad is an addict
>she offers to pity cuddle me
>i sperg out and send her a picture of metalgreymon
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>>26018582
>>in fact every time she flirts with me, I sperg out and make digimon references.
Is this in person or just on facebook?
Also pokemon>digimon faggot
>>26018868
I avoid her in person when possible because autism. She tried to high five me today and I just stuttered.
Also both are good /mon/ bro
>>26018582
If metalgreymon doesn't get you in her pants, I'm not sure anything will, anon
>Americans will panic at the sight of this
>>26018234
I am American, and I get excited at the sight of this. I can pretend I am Jensen Button (partly because of his youth) and a cool racecar driver. Driving stick is more fun and you are more in control of the car.
This goes to >>>/o/.
Still, my sides tremble at this post, OP.
>>26018234
>americans will panic at the site of driving on the right side of the road
Feels thread; every feels goes
>25
>low income dead end job
>literally zero friends
>kissless virgin
>past full of fuckups and cringy moments
>drinks and browse 4chan on my freetime, nothing else
I don't know how long I can go on.
>>26018100
Depression ? Illness ? Anything ? Do you have a degree ? Do you live in nowherecity ? Do you still have family ? Any bad accidents or diseases ?
>>26018032
>I'm tempted to launch a shakesperian plot of revenge against my mother
how financially successful are you, /r9k/? i'm one year out of undergrad and just got a raise to $128k a year.
58k
Spent it all on a luxury car and motorcycle, along with gym training.
Just wanted a change in my life.
>>26017876
What do you do?
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>>26017876
I earn 6,000 pounds a year and barely cope.
Robots who aren't degenerate neckbeards how do you shave? Pic related is what I use. Hard to beat 20 cent blades
I starve my cat for a week and then rub fish oil in my beard.
same razor, but I just use regular unscented soap, coconut oil for aftershave
>>26017648
Might need to try this. Does it cut down on razor bumps?
Anyone else /TreatTheirBodyLikeShit/ here?
I have horrible genetics so might as well treat it like shit. Not like it makes a difference anyway.
>>26017263
Forgot to add -
Green text your average day
>>26017286
>wake up
>red bull
>coffee
>computer
>get up
>shower about once a week
>3 bowls of crunchy nut
>Work from home on computer for 4 hours
>Go out and eat somewhere terrible
>Work for another 4 hours from...
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What never fails to make you smile/feel better when you've had a bad day?
Roasties getting BTFO'd always makes me smile
>>26017191
Women get beaten always cracks me up
Anime desu, moe anime. It's almost the only thing I still enjoy.
I wish I had a pussy so someone can slide their cock deep inside it.
>>26017033
Damn, i wish you had one too now.
>>26017033
I cannot imagine how being penetrated would be pleasurable.
So, source?
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
>>26016798
>ONE OF US
Yeah, nah. He did something with his angst. Other than wallow in it, I mean.
he was just more insane than the average robot
For a robot, he had a pretty good run. I'd probably kill myself around never mind time.
>when you realise meme magic is real
>that /pol/ meme'd trump
>that 4chin meme'd cuck into being mainstream
>mfw
who else believes?
"meme magic" has always been real and various people(s)/groups have known about it since like forever
get enough niggas to will some shit up and it will be done
/mu/ killed David Bowie
The only thing 'meme magic' proves is how gullible and superstitious people can be and how susceptible they are to confirmation bias.
When was the last time you cried?
I cried like 20 minutes ago, nothing in particular set it off, I'm just overwhelmed with life as a whole. I cry usually once a day.
I don't even remember.
I wish I could cry.
A few months ago. Everything just overwhelmed me. It was stupid.
>>26016488
what's so overwhelming about life?
Daily reminder that if you have at least ONE Irish-born grandparent then you are eligible for Irish citizenship. An Irish passport allows you to live and work in any country in the EU. Citizens are also entitled to 188 euro unemployment welfare each week (NEETbux).
Even if you've never set foot in Ireland or don't know the first thing about the country, you can still gain citizenship if one of your grandparents was born there. Niggers and shitskins need not apply. More info at
http://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/moving_country/irish_citizenship/irish_citizenship_through_birth_or_descent.html
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You used to get decent rent allowance to, but that's been scrapped now or at least heavily reduced I think. Also social welfare was like 230 at one point.
The current government couldn't give a shit aout poor people, so I expect becoming a neet will be harder.
I've posted about this on /int/. My mom didn't register herself in the foreign-births registrar before I was born so I'm not eligible. Sucks bad.
>>26016484
my grandmother was from germany and i live in a shit third world country. when i begged the german embassy for help to leave this place, they told me to fuck off.
good for you. if you are leaving a first world country for ireland, you can just go fuck yourself