We're are my fellow fat bots at?
>starved myself all day
>going to reward myself with a panini, a family bag of Doritos and Chinese
I'm going to start eating one meal a day from now on, more like 3 but together
>Weigh 360 lbs.
>Doing nothing about it
Why won't my heart give out already?
>skip breakfast and lunch every day
>basically only eat at dinner
>still overweight
I blame soda. If only I could quit you.
>>26045059
>sick to my stomach all day
>no energy can't eat want to puke
>appetite kicks in right as I go to bed
>have to eat like 3000 calories or I feel like dying
>wake up sick
Holy fuck I'm fat without any of the pleasure
>not impregnating strong, powerful negresses
>not diversifying your genes
>allowing your race to become weaker, more inbred and more pussified with each generation
>not wanting your children to be part of a new race
It's no wonder you guys are virgins when all your biological instincts tell you to race mix but society forces you towards shitty, weak white women.
>Wanting to have animals for "children"
>sticking your dick in shit
weak bait shlomobergstein
Is he the ultimate cuck, or the ultimate alpha male? He legit ruined his marriage by hitting on his wife's girlfriend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8RNbzscfXQ
>>26043790
>wife
>dyke and gay guy
wat?
>>26043827
I don't question the way he thinks, since it's mostly shit he made up for attention anywya
>>26043790
literally the most beta thing i've ever witnessed
Daily Reminder:
I've made a proposition on /qa/ for a board dedicated to robots called /wiz/. There exists a fair amount of support given it's only been around for a couple days.
Current /qa/ thread:
>>>/qa/423379
Previous /qa/ thread:
>>>/qa/421781
Current proposed rules:
1) Posters cannot reference themselves as or imply that they are women.
2) Posters cannot reference themselves as or...
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Also, there are some propositions on limiting NSFW images so it doesn't become a porn board.
What are your opinions on that?
Fuck off to Wizchan already
>>26042596
>I like videogames
>we don't need /v/, go to /r/games
>I like movies
>we don't need /tv/, go to letterbox
>I like fitness
>we don't need /fit/, go to bodybuilding.com
Why are you stupid?
Do girls watch anime
Yes. They watch Code Geass, Fruits Basket, Black Butler, and Death Note.
>>26042077
Yes and they ruin it if you watch it together.They just try to get attention while watching its so annoying.
>>26042077
Anime is one of the few nerdy hobbies that actually had more female fans than male.
Whats the weirdest thing you've done when you've been horny?
jerked off my friend (not to completion)
or
drank my own piss
hard to choose..
Acting like a creep when near my cousin. This might escalate at some point
>>26041789
I fucked a little girls oriented plush after a long nofap and it felt great. I need to get a fleshlightw
Why is Mcdonalds the posterboy for obesity? It is actually ironically a really good way to lose weight. The portion sizes are generally quite small compared to other feeders and the calories are listed on the box. If you can't even be bothered to read the box and add it up they have a website where you input your meal and see your total calories.You don't feel angry and restricted that you "can't eat junk" and finally there is a tendency to add in unseen calories like oil or more meat to homecooked food to compensate for bad cooking skills meaning that...
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>>26041255
This is actually interesting
people should do a test about it
Anyway McDOnald is way to much expensive
Just the laziness of mainstream culture. People don't like complex problems, they like simple folk devils they can mob after.
This happens all the time if you think about it, with things like television andThe Jews
>>26041255
This is true, keep it in moderation and you'll be fine
Just wanted to let ya'll know that telling people to go to reddit is a bannable offense now.
>>>/qa/419539
>>26041103
>implying it's not redditards saying it
why does the reddit guy scare me so much? He's like :^) incarnate
>shitposting is a bannable offense
This isn't new at all. See global rules 6 and 8.
ITT: share cringy shit you did as a kid
>be 6 year old me
>find out about porn at a young age
>too spergy to talk to a girl
>desperate to kiss something
>cat usually sleeps in my bed with me
>before going to bed I kiss it on its cat mouth
Mfw remembering this
I kiss my cat on the mouth all the time. Quit being a faggot.
>>26035666
Everything but can't think of anything.
Wore anime cosplay to school
kill me
would you date a girl who lifts?
>>26047876
I would if I still lifted. After I turned 28 all my bones started to get really sore and I worried I would snap in half if I lifted anything over my head.
>>26047876
Yeah.
I mean, she's still gonna be weaker than me.
I'll still put her in her place and she'll love it.
Then I'll fuck the slut so hard she forgets to lift, until all the muscle she worked so hard for melts into soft, grabbable fat, and then I'll impregnate her with my child and leave her dumb ass.
no I find women with muscles disgusting.
>go out to a concert one of my few friends is playing in
>literal 9/10 (im very picky too) chick starts talking to me somehow
>go outside with her, smalltalk
>sperg inbound
>asks me what I do all day since I mentioned I was jobless
>sperg in 4, 3, 2, 1
>'i like to browse dank pepe memes all day'
>she's not a normie...
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>>26047367
>memes as wallpapers
>ever
>>26047437
>literally already said im an autist
>>26041999
I went to a Dennys and there was a really cute waiteress and we actually talked for a tiny bit
After I was done with my plate, she came by to naturally pick it up, and as she extended her arm I reached out and shook her hand
I don't know why I did it, but it makes me hurt every time I think about it
Hello robots. Wageslave here. I'm going to tell you about what it's like living in close quarters with a chad, because some of it surprised even me. My stepbrother and I are living in our parents' house while they're working overseas. I work a first shift job, which means I get up at 5AM local time. I get back from work at 1330 local time. Because of the way our sleep schedules interact, I can see all kinds of behaviour from my brother. cont.
Continue please
original comento
He doesn't work, even though he has an expensive degree in finance from a public university. He gets all his money by playing poker. The awful thing about it is that he's good enough that he wins tournaments, so he has lots of money without working except for maybe two days a month. Because of this, he decided to pay the bills on the house all his own.
He's a big guy. He stands Six foot three, about 190cm I think. We don't have any blood in common, which means he looks different than I do. He's tan, and has dark hair. Women are all over him, and he brags to me that he'll only settle for 9/10 or 10/10. From the staceys he brings home, he isn't lying. He spends most of his free time playing Halo 5, he's gotten really highly ranked in multiplayer.
Daily reminder you are not white if your nipples aren't pink
Daily reminder you are not human if your nipples are ant nipples
>>26046468
Ladies, post nips and i'll decide if you're white or not
My nipples are not pink.
Why haven't you commodified your time spent online into an art career so you can make money selling/showing art in NYC galleries?
>Pic related
>Ryder Ripps comments on the question of how does one commodify the popularity of digital ephemera by rarifying one of the most popular internet memes, Pepe The Frog, rendering it in 15 ounces of 18 karat solid gold - effectively creating the rarest Pepe in the world. The Rare Pepe, or Why Post-Internet Art Is Stupid also has a his own website goldpepe.com. This...
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bump for future art careers
Taking a joke and turning it into some gallery shit and getting idiots to write about it is definitely amusing, but also proof that this person has no originality themselves.
>>26046237
>rich people
>Guys say women want buff men
>Get buff, women don't pay any attention to me
>Guys say women love great fashion and a good haircut!
>Get trendy clothes and hair style, women still don't pay attention to me
>Guys say women love firefighters,marines and emt's.
>I was already a marine and women previously ignored me, became a firefighter/volunteer EMT
>Women...
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>>26046205
Women at work, in the military and now at college just ignore me. I tried talking to them but they always seem pre-occupied. I tried the whole social circle with friends thing but it seems like no one knows a single girl or if they are single it's because they are trying to hook up with another guy.
reminder that nothing is more pathetic than a male virgin over the age of twenty
girls can sense your desperation for pussy and it turns them off, you're like a puppydog not a man
>>26046205
If you made it in the Marines and managed to stay a virgin that's all your fucking fault. Service members fuck like rabbits, especially on deployment