British Asians welcome edition
>>26061857
mods are going a bit crazy desu
What uni are you at, lads?
I want two people to meet by the end of this thread.
Jun, the Hampshire friend of all. Everyone is welcome here.
everyone.
aian women love white men explained to the death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22xbHamdlEE&feature=youtu.be
kek
she sounds so sincere
harems of asian women eager for white dicks and for world peace seems like a nice plan
I wish I was Asian.
Why the fuck is stellar playing in the bg and so loudly?
What videogames do you play too much, robots?
>>26056495
mario kart 64 emulator
original comment required ecks deeee
Civ 5 desu
>Getting a gf would be easy if I _________.
complete this sentence /r9k/
didn't hate myself
wasn't on /r9k/
was normal
What do bots honestly think of black people?
Wow his daughters are actually qt
>>26052112
Black people that aren't niggers are fine.
It's the majority that wrecks it for themselves.
Niggers are basically apes.
Fucking Normies and their Shitty tastless "Healthy" foods
Post your favorite foods
Pic related chicken tendies
>>26047766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFjNaMkGR7Q
>>26047776
jesus christ her voice and accent is fucking annoying
Text less post aren't allowed.
Yaki
>transition, they said.
>become the little girl, they said
>what could possibly go wrong...?
>>26044184
I would fuck her, no joke.
>>26044184he's doing it wrong
>>26044184
Where'd the tattoos go, my man?
nsecam thread!
In honor of helmet-bro, the crazy British man who wears a motorcycle helmet while riding a bicycle (pic related)
Here is Chalk-Chan's work
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/208247/
>S-sorry...
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/242414/
>Look closely!
Find cams near you using this link...
http://www.insecam.org/en/mapcity/
Downsyndrome japanese school http://www.insecam.org/en/view/265542/
>helmet bro pic related
>posts beastman
>>26024991
fuck wrong pic never mind
http://www.insecam.org/en/view/235480/
Is dewie gone for good?
Hello friends!
Checking up on you: tell me what you've been doing.
I'll take any questions and try to help as far as I can.
And here's the guide as usual. Your very own.
Raquetball and kayaking once or twice a week. Have big issues with snacking while sedentary.
6'2 and 230, only bench 130lbs. too scared to go to gym so have a small weight bench at home, just use gym for racquetball courts
>See books in libraries everywhere on diets and how to lose weight
>Not one book dedicated to dieting to GAIN weight
Just fuck my shit up. It's fucking hard to eat as much as my metabolism wants. Fucking Skelly forever senpai
Why hello there. I am Tolasleef Tobor and I had been instructed by my Established Chain of Command to communicate with the natives on this fine blue planet. I represent a scientific expedition to help find specimen similar to ours to help save our declining population as a result of over-genetic engineering. Normally, we would just abduct random humans (as you refer to yourselves) when they are dormant but we are finding out that these days, its hard to find a pure and as you earth people would say (virgin). We are not sure what may be the cause but fortunately my undercover...
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>>26061130
AYY LMAO
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AYYYY RUB
Mr. Tobor, (May I call you Tolasleef?) I would be very interested in your offer, how do we proceed?
Also, it is customary for somebody contacting humans through text to have breaks in their writings. This creates multiple blocks of text called paragraphs.
>>26061130
Please be real and original.
>cousin over for christmas
>he's going over to visit a friend in the town
>offers me to come with him since the girl likes playing video games too, just like me
>mom forces me a bit so i hesitantly accept, not like i have anything to lose, i might fall in love
>she's a 'gaymer gurrl', wearing a tight (big tits so she was pure eye candy) Battlefield shirt
>the only game she...
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>Black Ops
>talk about the campaign
>>26059301
>if you dont like something why the fuck do you pretend to like it?
to get the d
>>26059327
What else am i supposed to talk about?
Who /Trump/ here?
Feels fucking good man.
I have hope for the future of America.
Am I wrong for thinking this way.
If Trump wins, then america will be about gimmicks. Black president, gay president, super model president. Politics would be like wrestling entertainment, who can put on the "flashiest show".
If Hillary wins then America is about corporations and how its ruled by money.
If Bernie wins then America is becoming more of a socialist country, becoming a less selfish nation.
That's how I feel about this whole election.
>>26058289
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP gtfo mexicans
>>26058376
That's a very strange way of thinking.
>Black president, gay president, super model president.
lol wat the hell are you taking about?
If Trump wins then the media (and the probably the Left in general) will lose all it's power.
Political correctness will die. Plus all the shit on his website that he plans to do. The wall, the veteran thing and the stuff with china.
He's a very strong leader that will boost morale and inspire greatness.
Hillary is a...
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Post the time you BTFO a normie
>Couple months ago
>Get invited to a party by my female neighbor
>She knows i have no friends
>I arrive, about 25 people there.
>They have a BBQ going, all drinking alcohol.
>I see her as i walk in, she says hello, how i am etc.. and to enjoy my self
>I go out the back and head on outside
>I...
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thats filthy
This was nowhere near as entertaining as I expected it to be.
>>26058201
do you know where you are right now?
Any robots tried God?
I have nothing left, what were your findings?
>>26057850
>what were your findings
That you need faith for the full impact of God
>>26057850
I prayed. Nothing changed.
I smoked DMT. Everything changed.
Draw your own conclusions.
I'm becoming more and more convinced that there's an evil god who creates unfortunate people like me just for the lulz. Chad on the other hand is his fap material.
I was just now laying in bed shitposting on my phone, when I suddenly felt like something was staring directly at me.
I opened my camera app and took a picture because I was scared to get up, and this is what I saw. I'm under the covers now and it's still staring at me FUCKING HELP ME
OP THIS BETTER BE A JOKE THATS SCARY AS SHIT SOMEONE LIGHTEN UP THE PIC
>>26057753
This isn't /x/, anon.
>>26057753
isnt that one of the masks from the rayman games???