Insecam thread
>also, you can find cams in your city and do stupid shit
http://insecam.org/en/mapcity/
science-chan
http://137.110.118.254:88/view/viewer_index.shtml?id=20246
http://insecam.org/en/view/274713/
Shit op btw senpai.
http://187.189.109.32:84/SnapshotJPEG
This is the other side of the counter that Mexican qt is at. Her cam is on port 83
Sum up your life in a single picture!
also fat
Remember robots to Amor Fati
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amor_fati
Criminally averge
Gonna be working with machomen soon. The type that probably like banter and shit and I'm socially anxious.
HELP
Survive some banter from /pol/, spend some time on reddit/ askreddit, find your boundaries/ moral compass in terms of outward projection.
And be comfortable with yourself. People will be glad to have you around if you show a more patient and human side of yourself.
>tfw only ever worked with mild-mannered women and gay men
>terrified of working with tradesmen and laborers or "real" men of any sort
Anyone else know this feel?
>>26069797
>banter
Translation: Racist/sexist talk amongst men. Sometimes includes details about hobbies.
You'll be fine anon.
>She sent me this
tl;dr slut cry some more
ahh teenage love. How I miss you.
>>26069782
I'm sure you want us all to rally in support with you, but in order to get a text like this, you must have been acting like a bit of a cunt.
>play game
>teammates and other team mercilessly flame me
>tell them to stop
>they don't
>cry
>think about suicide
why the fuck does everyone have to be an asshole all the fucking time?
Which game?fuck off this is original enough
>>26069417
Because fuck you that's why.srsly tho
what is mute button?
>this middle age mexican gets a blowjob from a young girl and she swallows his load
>you're still a virgin
Why?
>>26069232
Maybe also an std
Internet porn, video games, anime, I guess
>>26069296
I regret this post because I am not a virgin, I've only had sex once, and I post with honor so I didn't mean to imply otherwise. However, these are reasons I've only had sex once
Help me r9k
I want to propose to my girlfriend and I am curious how fembots would like to be proposed and how other bots have proposed.
I have spent a little over $5000 on the ring but I just don't know the best way to do it.I don't want to be boring an just ask her.
I was thinking of doing some kind of mini puzzle and then holding her puppies for ransom with the answer to the puzzle is the location where to pick them up.
When she gets there I sent them to her with the ring attached to the collar or some other corny shit.
Plz help
Return the ring and never come back to this board you fucking normie
>>26069029
But she herself is a robot. We are just two robots getting married.
How does this make me a normie?
Just do it the classic way and ask her at home or at a fancy restaurant she likes, don't try to do something overly exaggerated or something that you'd see in a YouTube video
omegle anyone ? its always fun to chat with fellow basement memers
use tags: r9k robot9001 r9komegle
I'll join in anon!
>>26068667
haha sounds like a good idea
*unzips dick
who wants to b my bf?? <3
Are you ugly??? Are your parents ugly?
so you have to look like a giant douche to get matches with girls like that?
Apparently I'm attractive to "straight" males on 4chan, but I'm ugly in the eyes of women on both 4chan and real life.
I don't think my parents were ugly though.
>>26068585
get the FUCK OFF THIS BOARD, there are OTHER BOARDS FOR ATTENTION WHORING
Post itt and middle eastern forehead kid will bring back ur hairline
Thank you middle eastern forehead kid
pls return my hairline
tia
I wonder what country this lad is from
Just took philosopy course and teacher told me that you can't be happy without cultivating some sort of skill in your routine.
So shitposting , porn , masturbation ,eating aside i guess most of you don't have skills?
>>26067846
You forgot vidya.
>>26067846
You're philosophy teacher was wrong. It is not a skill or routine that makes us happy or unhappy, it is our thoughts.
>>26067846
I literally perform surgery on humans and am damn good at it anon, yet I am still miserable.
Your philosophy teacher knows jack shit, that's why he's a philosophy teacher.
The more we know the less happy we are, because we know just how little we can explain or account for. The depression so many people suffer from, almost as if a longing for something we do not even know. We can't really explain it, I mean we can describe many of it's mechanisms, but not the "why" at it's...
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>sippin your morning coffee at StarBux
>Look up and see black girl doing this all for you
What do?
Also, why aren't you dating black women yet?Do you really want to live a boring life?
>>26067484
As much as I hate twerking, I have to admire that buttock control.
Lol that looks surreal
>>26067484
How long would you last with her in that position lads?
Reckon I could go a whole minute.
Is this man our Lord and Savior?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3_2svKFkE4
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/01/17/someone-just-accused-me-of-plotting-an-assassination-attempt/
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/01/25/2858403/
TL;DWatch
>>26066987
yes, and sargon of akkad. both know theyre shit
>>26066987
Yes, God Bless Milo Gynopapolapapolous
Nobody is coming to save us, anons
>>26066504
>see pic
>think it's friday
>>26066504
but I don't want to be saved
>>26066504
Misaki never truly wanted to save Satou in the first place.
She was a dysfunctional girl with a messiah complex, she only wanted to look/feel like a better person.
Only you can save yourself, anons.
>In HS, junior year
>Had never had a GF. Afraid something is wrong with me
>There is a girl in my class; nice, pretty face, big tits, but fat. Not 'chubby' - fat
>Rumor has it she is crazy, too; that she had freaked out on a field trip in Freshman year and had to see a psych
>I start talking to her; she is nervous, pretends she is smarter than she is, but obviously needy.
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>>26066430
>After about 3 weeks decide to make my move. We take each other's V-card
>I get the impression her parents are pretty sure it happened but are happy, not mad
>She Was so happy I think everyone shee met for tthe next week knew she was no longer a virgin just looking at her
>I made sure to talk about how sweet she was, how nice, how kind in front of the girls I knew
>I...
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>>26066483
>Make sure I am sweeter than ever in public or around others, but really cutting and vicious when we are alone
>At same time start asking her parents if she is... ok
>She seems to be speaking and acting... oddly
>Act very concerned to them
>They admit she had had an 'episode' 2 years previously
>Tell me I have to keep...
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>>26066530
>Just two weeks of classes before Summer Break she finally snaps
>I have been nice to her in public but at lunch I lean over like I am going to kiss her and whisper the names I have been using while I fuck her
>She snaps in the cafeteria, in front of everyone
>She starts shrieking, crying, throwing food, tearing at her clothes, pulling heer own hair
>I have...
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