>those fatties who think they look good and post slutty nudes all over tumblr
>>26077427
>inb4 /fit/ memes
>>26077451
more like /fat/every (you) i post more skin until nipple
>>26077427
If she was maybe 10 lbs lighter, she'd be looking good enough for me. I like chubby, but big girls aren't usually my deal
Does /r9k/ recognize Kek, the Lord of Chaos?
praise kek
check my sacred digits
>>26077372
is this the new dank /pol/ meme?
>>26077425
Meme magic is real my friend. We have memed an ancient frog god into existence
ITT:we talk about the weirdest dreams we remember
Here is one I just had
>move into new huge house
>let my orange cat walk in house
>he immediately runs up the stairs
> I chase him and find him in an empty room with another orange cat having sex.
> the other cat is female and raged looking
> I notice that the other cat has a weird growth on its neck
>...
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kek thats pretty funny, I remember I had this one lucid dream where george lucas wanted me to test out the star wars 7 videogame before the movie even was out, and I did it in a fully immersive virtual reality platform, and somehow went too far in the game and saw spoilers, so george tried to knock me out with a bat but i was fighting him while in the headset
I once lived through an entire lifetime in a dream about a girl who I grew up next to, married, had children and died with. I woke up and realized she didn't exist.
I wept
>me and oneitis walking through a mall
>take an escalator to the basement
>subhuman alien creatures everywhere
>we go out a door close by and take a seat on a bench
>hand around her warm body
>she looks at me
>i wake up
>cry
still a khv
>JUST
>tfw receding
>>26077091
I'd just shave it all off if I were him
gotta love unavoidable male problems(manlet, balding, etc) like this manage to slap even literal royalty around
>>26077091
god damn he is ugly. poor fuck is probably being cucked by refugees
>6'0"
>9/10 face
>ottermode
>no social skills at all
I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE
WHO /failedchad/ HERE?
>>26077063
same situation here bro
Uhh huhhh sure you do bud
>>26077063
>6'5" tall
>white
>ivy league
>decent build, look nice if i work out more frequently
>m'lady-level mega-autist
my brother even mentioned it to me that i could do way better if i wasnt such an autistic REEEEtard. he's a 5'10" manlet and he's banged over 15 qts.
ITT: Rappers who are robots
I'll start with Travi$ Scott
this guy.
prove me wrong
>>26077075
He has a wife and isn't a Virgin
>>26077047
.... Why would you think that MAN is a robot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzv-vXFptcg
who/listentojapanesehiphop/ her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPC9erC5WqU
>>26077011
>tfw no nip crew to make spicy bangers w/
;_; the pain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-zQOHbN_W0
My brother killed himself within the last month.
I figured it'd be an opportunity to do a thread
>[cue laughter]
But in all seriousness
Ask me anything you're dying to ask.
About police, computer forensics, general topics, etc.
I've also had depression so I relate to some stuff he seemed to go through.
How does it feel, RC?
>>26076748
>"RC"
you're gonna have to help me out, I'm usually a /b/ or /int/ fag
I'm fine more or less, now, if that's what you're asking?
>>26076804
RC stands for Rotisserie Chicken
I was more thinking along the lines of how it's felt overall as a process from back when it happened to now. Did you grieve and shit?
>I'm fine more or less, now, if that's what you're asking?
That's good to hear, from my perspective
How close were you?
I'm scared to ask /a/ because I'm always 2-3 seasons behind the FoTM shit
but what is up with this show, I've watched the first 3 episodes or so, but I'm completely lost
it's like, they just throw all these characters and facts at you and never properly introduce you to any of it
was there I prequel I missed or something? or is it meant to be confusing for the first 5 episodes or so like bakemonogatari?
There's only 2 seasons afaik. No differently-named prequel.
>>26076701
>I'm scared to ask /a/
Be more subtle, try this:
>WTF is wrong with this show? I've watched the first 3 ep and I'm completely lost. It's like, they just throw all these characters and facts at you and never properly introduce you to any of it. I don't get why did all of you love this shit at all.
It's all just dumb backstory that's not really relevant later on. All you need to know is every girl wants MC's penis
would u date a girl who never brushes her teeth?i can never find the time in the day to brush my teeth. i havent brushed them in a month. i think teeth brushing is kind of pointless. i just really dont have time to do it and there are other ways id like to use my time.
post timestamped pic of teeth and I might consider it
remember, we want to put our penises in your mouth
what does the backsides of your teeth look like?
How often do you drink water?
>>26076696
I dont really remember to brush my teeth most of the time, not a big deal honestly
Just needs to be brushed before kissing/sex because bad breath eww
I found like four of my briefs inside my little sister closet.
Do i confront her about this or act as if nothing happened?
No incest shit, please. Im not into that.
>>26076448
Who does laundry?
>>26076448
Just take them away and ignore it, she'll know she got caught but will be too embarrassed to bring it up and won't do it again.
>>26076448
steal her panties to get even
What kind of girl is this exactly?
Is this true?
the girl version of "girls want introverts - aka chad with glasses"
zoey deschanel
>>26076312
>crosses one leg while driving
what
>>26076343
This, wut is this
If you drive an automatic you can get away with it if you have huge leg room and short stumpy lugs but how is that comfortable
Which one of you spergs did this? Or was it some normalfag?
t. UCSD student
god this board really is cancer.
Im thinking of making the switch to 420chan or something. anything is better than this.
>>26076093
just go to a different board edgelord, no one cares
at least they drew him pretty well
WHY DO BEAUTIFUL GIRLS RUIN THEIR BODIES WITH TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS
WHY
WHY
THIS ENRAGES ME
Because they're not the cutiepies you think they are. Tastebuds differ, get used to it. Or don't at your own demise/peril.
>>26076069
You can literally apply this dumb cuck argument to her gaining 400 pounds or sawing a limb off, too
This is NOT OK
I think tattoos and piercings are hot personally, your loss
Enjoy fantasizing about the pure girl that will save herself for you and then save you
>Tfw 8/10 face but a manlet so you're truly a 4/10.
This is so horrible .
>tfw average looks and height but baby penis
>tfw 8/10 face, 6ft and 8 inch schlong but can't take a fucking hint
Being aspy is fun.
i feel the pain op.. its as if 3 or 4 fucking inches would change my life.. people literally treat you like shit if youre under 5'8". im 5'6 so not too bad but whatever.. just sucks sometimes to feel like a man in every way but the most important way... physically... sigh,...