Things that can be described in one word?
>>29772680
>Things that can be described in one word?
colors
blue, you know exactly what I am talking about
also any general idea, if I say mountain, you know we are both thinking of a mountain.
>>29772709
You might be thinking about hazel blue, I might have navy blue in my mind.
>>29772680
>Things that can be described in one word?
come to think of it this is pretty much just all nouns
if a thing can be described in one word, it's safe to say that the word is the name of the thing
cat, describes a... cat
hand, desribes a ... hand
etc
>>29772726
but the general idea of blue can be described in one word
and I suppose blue is a specific color, hazel is a modifier for blue which...
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>be normie
>make lots of friends
>get a girlfriend
>get married
>have kids
>grow old and watch as time slowly takes away everyone and everything dear to you
>be robot
>have no friends
>have no girlfriends
>have no family
>grow...
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>be on r9k
>implying
>be cyborg
>create art, write something, invent something, or solve some kind of problem
>legacy outlives you
>die proud
>>29772737
Regular normies have a much higher chance of accomplishing that than the special snowflake teens who call themselves "cyborgs" on /r9k/.
> -that- memory
you know the fucking one, tell us about it.
>>29772626
I'm not sure what kind of memories you're looking for, but this one keeps haunting me.
>be 7
>mom is sitting on the floor, doing something
>be sitting on a chair behind her
>tv is on
>ask mom a favor
>she ignores me or says she'll do it later, can't remember
>some man on...
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>>29772900
that's upsetting anon, you shouldn't hurt your mommy
>be early 20's
>flirt with colleague in other office
>one day she comes over
>we do it (in b4 normalfag btfo reeee)
>next day she goes back home
>next thing i here is her jealous psyco stalking ex-boyfriend stabbed her to death
Few weeks ago, I did something sort of strange. I filled a plastic bag with lotion, put it between pillows and fucked it.
Since then, I have absolutely ZERO interest in sex. This is because I got the vaguest notion of what sex would be like and so now, I'm completely over the notion. It's really just humping something until you cum, but after that, you'd have to finger your partner for 50 years to make them cum too after you're already uninterested.
Basically, I feel as though sex would be a very stupid waste of time and I haven't had a single...
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>>29772530
...So did you make the plastic bag come, or did you fail at that, too?
>>29772577
t. pussy slave.
Oregano.
>>29772622
I like seeing my victims quiver.
>tfw you stalk him on facebook and want to tell him how much of a horny slut you are for him
>tfw you want to do all sorts of kinky shit with him but he fails to acknowledge your existence
>tfw he agrees to do the kinky shit but then discover you don't like it
And that's the story of the time I licked a dude's bhole
>>29772519
Don't disgrace Hotaru like that.
>>29772519
>tfw you stalk him on facebook and want to tell him how much of a horny slut you are for him
>tfw you want to do all sorts of kinky shit with him but he fails to acknowledge your existence
fucking creepy
Came here from /b. What's the difference?
>>29772515
We pretend to be original.
These days it's just the amount of Pepe/Wojak images in the catalog. The overall content is the same.
No traps, right?
Are they even humans?
Why does that look so big? My dick is 6.5" and has covered a hooker's face chin to hairline. His looks like it's about the same, but it looks 10x bigger than mine.
>>29772887
cause she is a little person
>>29772466
This is literally paid-for cuck porn
Fuck off baiter, sage pls
>patient asks for a lethal dose of morphine
>give him some tylenol instead
>>29772409
>patient is OP and is suffering from chronic depression
>asks for antidepressants
>give him a lethal dose of human male sperm instead
>tell him to kill you
>he doesn't
OP is a genius
>>29772409
where can I read more about the killings specifically wiki doesn't go much into them (link?)
Does anyone want to play some games with me? Post the games you'd want to play with a robot.
>>29772374
ok ummm
do you want to play hide and seek anon?
Uh
Smash Bros
CSGO
Dark Souls
Super Monkey Ball
My favorite was playing a single player game with a friend, passing the controller back and forth each time someone died.
>>29772544
I remember that. It was fine when it was just two of you, but when it was a group and there was that one kid who never died... Bad times!
Alright, robots. A lot of you are drunks. I want to know how fast you drink. Say you've had a bad day, and a pint of vodka is in front of you.
How fast does it fly down your gullet?
A bottle of vodka lasts me half a year, im not a heavy drinker. Most of my time is wasted eating and on the internet.
I don't drink vodka on a bay day. I drink beer, wine or whiskey.
Right now I'm chugging down a beer. It's the third one in the last hour. It's a lazy day.
Vodka is disgusting.
I'll drink 4 bottles of pic related over the course of maybe 2-3 hours.
Also, 2 joints.
I asked a blind girl out on a date and she said yes. I have no idea what to do with her, any date ideas?
take her to a sunglass hut
>>29772350
Take her to see a movie.
>>29772350
art gallery since blind girls are usually more introverted
more likely to appreciate it
>Be degenerate stoner-fag
>Get into medical school
>Starting in one month
>Just read school rule book
>All new students must complete drug screening in their first semester.
JUST
Can I pass naturally without having to substitute fake piss if I just stop smoking today?
>>29772330
Don't you have to be really smart and shit for med school? Just stop doing weed for a while bro, try to finish your degree and become a rich med Chad or something. You have potential dude.
>>29772330
>All new students must complete drug screening in their first semester.
what kind of bullshit is that?
>>29772330
you probably fucked up, bro
good luck with your dishwashing job
>met introverted qt online
>talk with her a bit
>she seems cool
>start talking more and more
>exchanged pics and skyped later
>things going pretty good
>after some time she starts flirting a bit
>she initiates conversations and tells me sweet things whole time
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>>29772295
no girl wants a german cuck
>>29772295
>trusting women over the internet
If it seems too good to be true it's because it is
>>29772295
>Play CSGO
>Learned some basic russian phrases
>Game starts, two teammates have russian names
>Speak a little russian to troll
>They think I'm russian
>One of them is a cutiepie russian girl and she is not friends with the other russian.
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If you ever got a girlfriend, would you prefer one who's very secure and doesn't need to be told you love her or one who needs constant affirmation?
Please explain your reasoning.
I'd want the clingiest, most insecure and emotionally attached and dependent girlfriend ever. There's nothing like knowing a girl is really attached to you. Best feeling ever.
>>29772259
>very secure and doesn't need to be told you love her
this one
I am insecure enough, I need an emotional rock, someone who loves me and wants to help me, someone who can improve my life
I want a gf who finds joy in my success
>>29772259
I want a mistress who is the former and a submissive who is the latter. I want to prove anyone who has ever said, "The center can not hold!" to be full of the worst kind of shit.
help me robots
> meet girl
> she seems interesting
> talk to her
> next level connection
> meet her occasionally for a few weeks with friends
> start talking to her on fb daily
> finally grab my nuts and ask her out
> she says yes
> go out today
> have a...
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If it seemed like she was into you, you should have gone for the kiss, but it's not the end of the world or anything. Just set up another date, maybe this weekend.
>>29772079
it's normal for her to feel disappointed in the sense that she thinks you don't like her that much. ask her on another date and make SURE you kiss her next time.
>>29772079
Should have gone in for the kiss, although that might be stating the obvious.
Now she has doubts about what 'this' is between you two. One of the only ways you can save is to be straight with her tell her(in person if possible) that you have been with a girl in long time(if ever) and you didn't want screw things up but you like her and you want to go out with her again sometime.