i go hard in the mf paint nigga
leave u stankin nigga
what tf u thinkin nigga
RING ALARM THEM BOYZ IN TOWN.
LIGHT UP, LAY THAT PUSSY NIGA DOWWNN.
I DONT TALK I DONT LAUGH I JUS FROWN.
WAAAKAAAA FLOCKAFLOCKAFLOCKAFLOCKAFLOCKA YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH BRIIIIIIIIIICCKKKK SQWAAAAADDDD
you're still a nigger fagit
don't joke bruh waka is dope af.
>>26095688
see gucci, that's my mothafuckin nigga
>get in car accident
>be in coma with traumatic brain injury
>eventually wake up, relearn to walk, talk etc.
>go back to school with array of new mental illnesses
>meet pretty girl
>literally faint in front of her because of new medication's adverse effect on brain injury
>we start talking days later
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>>26095538
Think you're leaving out some of the story, OP. What else did you do/say?
Your fault, mouthbreather.
>I understand you had to relearn how to function as a human being, but I'm hurt, and that's more important
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3sy41VOB2o
thoughts on this video Robots?
>>26095095
He's a normie. He can fuck off, and so can you for posting this shitty thread.
He's right, from a certain point of view.
>>26095095
I used to think this guy was alright but after sifting through his videos and reading the titles, god damn he's a faurking chad
How is that video any different from
>You have cancer because God hates you for being a faggot
>Thanks for letting me invite my study buddies over, daddy!
Y-Y-youre welcome honey
http://m.imgur.com/a/MRlpD
Hot as fuck. What a little whore.
>>26095063
Leaving the shirts and shorts on just makes it seem like a comedy
Am I the only one who fucking hates attractive people, men more than women but still both? I can't fucking stand their smug faces, how they've had no trouble in life. From the moment they were born they were destined to have it easy, fuck them.
I honestly can't see what women see in six packs and biceps. This is what my perfect guy would look like, as a bi man.
>>26091645
They don't even appreciate what they have, because they've always had it too.
Fuck attractive people.
I don't think I could ever have a good looking friend. There's too big of a difference in everything. I can't help but feel inferior.
Who /cock fetish/ here?
I'm not gay but I really like cocks, anyone know that feel?
>>26088124
>anyone know that feel?
gay men
>>26088124
straight women
>>26088155
You missed the part where I said I'm straight
Say it! Get it off your chest now!!! What's going on in your life today?
>I will never find and rescue a young qtp2t being tied up naked and humiliated by bullies
Why even live?
>>26086736
>Not being the one tied up
>>26086660
I've lost my guiding light. Now i'm just aimlessly wandering in the dark.
Hey kid.
It's time to lick your big sisters cunny
If onlyI had a cute sister
>have big sister
>it's nothing like my animes
Doomed from the start.
>>26086068
I have 3 sisters. And all I can tell you is that they all age like milk. They are cute and not bitches when they are young. But then puberty comes and just everything goes to shit.
>used to have a vibrating fleshlight but threw away
>visiting friends house, his mom let her dildos inside the dishwasher
>made me so horny I masturbated like crazy when got home
>regretting throwing away my fleshlight
>saw a video with a fuckable and squishy pillow
>asking myself where I can buy this
http://boards.420chan.org/sd/src/1452732317554.webm
I have sex toys for my girlfriend since I'm a premature ejaculator. I can't really have sex with her without cumming within 3 minutes. Sex for us is just me using various toys on her and when she's almost done she lets me fuck her.
>>26084531
>being this pathetic
Absolutely hilarious
already know that this isn't original
>>26084531
>getting cucked by silicone dicks
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/lisa-ann-on-how-demand-for-extreme-porn-is-damaging-new-performers-that-does-break-you-down-as-a-a6838751.html
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>much less demand for boring vanilla porn these days
>increased demand for harder rough porn and fetish type porn
>get paid more for the later but it is more taxing on their bodies
>for most porn rentals men want to see women abused in some way
Is she...
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>>26083626
all i want to see are women with big tits and nice hips, so i suppose i'm not doing too bad
>>26083626
They are subjecting themselves to it. They could just... you know, get a fucking job that doesn't require them to get fucked for cash on camera?
Oh, wait... nevermind. I'm being oppressive.
>>26083709
bro you can't use logic on females. remember it's all bout those emotions and fee-fees for them and if they FEEL men are wrong for females choosing to do this for cash than by god it's the men to blame.
dont waste your time with logic and reason with females and their cuck white knight squads. they can't get on that level
I am a 50yo virgin wizard and have not had a job since 1993.
Ask me anything.
>>26081783
How's your financial situation? What country?
How did you find our secret clubhouse?
Were you alive before cute anime girls existed?
>taking bus
>getting anxiety when nearing my stop
>get money out to pay
>start getting shaky
>taking forever to slide the fucking bill inside the machine
>wrong side
>driver gets pissy and says: "hurry up I don't have all day"
>awkwardly say: "oh sorry dude, thanks"
>heart...
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Happened to me around that age too, lad. I'm only just starting to get more confident. Maybe it's just a teenage thing
>sorry, thanks, sorry
I think youre turning Canadian
>>26096041
>I'm only 16
looks like your privilege to post on this board is about to be gone as well
Hey anons. After a trip to South America, I'm back to open the tavern again.
Come on in, have a drink, listen to some tunes, and share some feels.
>>26095125
So I've completely given up on dating, got rid of my dating profiles a few weeks ago and it just feels really shitty to just give up. Something that's so commonplace for a normal person is elusive to me, I haven't even held a girl's hand before. Makes me feel like I have some kind of defect. "He needs to be recalled, he's unable to function socially and unfit for love."
I feel it's better to give up because dating is not worth the effort for a homely autist....
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>>26095335
Anon, many people choose not to date or pursue relationships. And intimacy is a terrifying thing. Have you perhaps considered becoming a monk or joining the priesthood? I know an anon or two who's done that and they felt worlds better.
>>26095431
No I'm not really spirtitual or anything. I just want to pursue my goals and the only relationships I want to form are professional ones. I don't even want friends at this point, being alone is just comfortable to me now.
>that kid who would had a stupidly heavy bag because he never cleaned all the papers and books out of it
>that kid who dreamed about singing his favourite song in font of his crush
>that kid who took a massive shit in the school toilets
>>26094908
I'm the first kid, and why do you even care faggot?
>>26095053
Same.
>always carry heavy books
>made sure posture was good
>made my shoulders extremely strong
>>26094908
>>that kid who would had a stupidly heavy bag because he never cleaned all the papers and books out of it
Literally me. My calc teacher weighed my bag at the end of my final year at high school, it weighed 12 kgs.
>close my eyes
>all i see is porn
>close my eyes
>all I see is those purple/green/red eyelid patterns
>>26094461
>go to bed, turn off lights, close my eyes
>all i hear is random, frantic parts of stuff people around me were saying during the day paired with random images of pornography or video games
am i mentally ill
>>26094573
bump cause i get that too
curious