>this is what millions of women will be getting up to tonight while you post sad frogs on /r9k/
Where did it all go wrong?
>>26114992
>Is sad that one of the cocks in that picture isn't mine
This is what that girl you like is doing tonight
I'm actually pretty happy with how my night is going.
>You will never be a cute girl
>You will never know what it's like to be wanted or appreciated
>You will always be an inferior male with no friends and no gf
>tfw
>you will never have an ice queen gf
>you will never Fuwa Fuwa Time
>you will never succ dicc in the nicc bich when frick comes to fricker in the stich sich bich, IfuckinthedickandIfuckinthe shita mongrel when I fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu
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What do I do /r9k/ I was born with a small penis idk how big if I had to guess erect maybe 3 inches should I just kill myself how much is penis enlargement surgery do any pills work I feel so sad.
>>26115038
how big is everyones penis here on r9k?
Well the average is like 8 inches, as long as you're at least 7 you'll be OK, otherwise suicide is your only option. Women require at least 7 inches to feel anything.
>>26115346
Is the average really 8 inches?
This is unsettling...
You know what word I like? Reiterate. Let's have a favorite words thread.
Melancholy
Wistful
Solemn
Respite
Reprieve
you guys probablyt hink these are boring af
>>26114978
>Respite
Good one
Mine: ubiquitous
>>26114885
Autism, Its got a good ring to it
Its also what you have, op
I've lurked for ages and hardly post, this will be the first time I've created a topic.
Like many of us here I had a shit childhood, mine was extremely physically and sexually abusive. I was a poorfag who missed out on many things in life as well.
I want to ask other robots or cyborgs even, advice on faking my past. What I mean is: I do not want to fake a past to make myself successful or sneak into a high paying job. I want to fake an "equivalent" past that had none of the abuse I encountered, or was even near it.
I want to make up a...
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>>26114762
It's too late to do something like this.
Everything is saved on kikebook, kikespace, etc.
You can run from papers but you can't run from what's in your head familia
>>26114812
I'm an oldfag, literally everything about me from back then is only in documents in some file cabinet repository. I avoided cameras like the plague when young. My online names have never used my RL name until I made one for business in my current country 4 years ago.
I mean it when I say my past before 20 us 100% traceless, I graduated in 2003 and had no online presence.
I currently have a Facebook account that is nearly blank with one picture, it doesn't even actually say I live in this country...
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Is it possible for me to run away to Harlem or the Bronx and just sell crack and snatch purses for money?
>>26114513
would you blend into the demographic?
>>26114513
If you wanna be killed in broad daylight for stealing a caribbean nigga's spot then sure
>>26114513
these small-town fags.
You don't know how good you got it, junior
Hey anons my best friend just fucked the girl that I've been in love with for years. I feel like I'm gonna throw up. Pretty sure I'm gonna kill myself by jumping of a bridge soon. I don't know why I'm telling you guys this but it feels better letting it out.
It's not his fault you're a beta.
Stop trying to bring everyone down with you
>>26113004
What kind of best friend does that? Did he know you liked her?
>>26113004
My god, do not cheapen suicide by killing yourself out of such puny reasons. That is so far away from an situation without a resolve, even getting terribly sad about it is useless.
Sleep over this shit and do not kill yourself over a cunt for fucks sake.
Have you noticed now people say 'i have depression' rather than 'I'm depressed' on this board?
It's almost like you're treating it like a real disease, which you can catch or something rather than something that's all in your head with biological causes for a very select few. If yours is caused by chemical imbalances or whatever it would manifest itself in other family members.
Well, anyone can say "I am depresssed", it just means they're bummed out at the time.
Depression on the other hand is an actual condition and isn't just some brief state.
>>26114229
Depression is just people blaming external factors for their own sadness
>>26114271
ok armchair psychologist
I hate this game so fucking much it's got me addicted and its destroying my life. I can't stop playing for anything I dump in hours everyday and I've destroyed and rebought it twice. It's not fun anymore and hasn't been for some time. Just last night I got so pissed I ripped 2 controllers apart and bashed my xbox against my head till I almost passed out. Fuck this evil. Fuck the assholes that made it. And fuck the guy who introduced me to it.
It's your fault for being a faggot liking such a bad game
>>26114199
I don't like it my skin just itches if I don't play
It's a really horrible game OP. I know because I probably wasted more time playing it than you have even though I very rarely play it now days (Like once every 2 weeks for 30 minutes). It's just shit in every way with no content, not to mention the base game plus the two 'expansions' with TTK adds up to 140 dollars and there;s STILL fuck all to do in game to pass time, just Iron Banner and the same boring ass raid. It's never going to get better, Bungie isn't going to suddenly fix their game and make all the time you put into it worth it. Once you...
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HKVs of /r9k/, how do you deal with the fact that no one will ever love you?
I want to improve myself but I can't get past this hurdle.
>>26114104
>that fucking picture
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>>26114104
I don't deal with it. I repress it, I deny it, I fantasize.
>>26114161
Lina Inverse you idiot.
I can't be nihilist anymore. I genuinely cannot fucking handle it. But how the fuck do you escape it?
>>26114094
Good news is, you already are escapingit.
there is no going back. people can be as contrarian as they want, but once you go down the nihilist hole you can't go back to being normal
You need to havea wicked sense of humor.
Start your weekend off right robots!
/deenz/
I was skeptical at first but boy these are amazing and improved my mood very much.
>>26109893
Sardines are garbage t b h
I like herring
>>26109893
Sardines taste like crap
>>26109922
>>26109934
Spotted the normies xD
Share your best, most brutal shit
Heartbreak and Rejection welcome too
Not really cheating, but I let a guy friend grope me on his birthday while I was in a relationship.
>>26113991
If you let another man touch you while you were in a relationship then that is cheating. Are you a faggot or a Stacy?
Why do people on the internet call NEETS 'the beautiful ones'. Something to do with a mouse experiment?
>>26113785
If you already know, why ask?
>>26113785
Stupid if it's true. And I'm NEET.
>>26113823
I don't know. I asked and the answer was a mouse experiment. I don't know what that means
>Tfw no violin playing gf
Grow the fuck up manchild. The day you get into a relationship is the day you realize why every other dudes who had marriages and, girlfriends and werent cucks tell you how bad it is.
Women make shit miserable and kill passion like a fucking passion killing blob of bitching, whining, backstabbing and manipulating.
You fucks need to seriously listen to all of us who have crawled through the fucking muck and came out the other side.
Never, ever, get into a relationship.
Pic related. This was real by the way, they emailed the shit to her family.
>>26113736
>42K likes
>17 comments
FAKE
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>>26113736
>those fonts
Is that picture supposed to look ridiculously fake?