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Trying to make the comfiest chat known to r9k
Can you name me one privilege that actually applies to being male? This applies to men living in the western world and doesn't include biological givens like having periods and giving birth- we're restricting it to societal privileges.
Literally name just one.
>>26135792
you can open the jar of peanut butter by yourself
>>26135819
again, not talking about physical differences (height, strength level, whatever).
And if you were clever enough you'd use a rubber glove or hot water.
>>26135819
>doesn't include biological givens
higher physical strength is genetic
op is asking about more complex social advantages, like things that men can get away with doing but women can't
who's your pornfu, anon?
None, they're all filthy coalburners.
all my favorite porn models do diaper stuff so you probably haven't heard of them
>>26135717
you ofc.
Requesting a robot who knows a thing or two about heavy feels. I'm talking
> death
> homelessness
> poverty
> drifting
> attempted suicide
I'm in some deep shit and I realized I've pissed my entire life away and it is possibly going to get even worse than the usual first world bullshit of no gf.
I see no reason why suicide won't be a viable option by next year at this point.
>...
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>>26134839
Please don't do this me guys
Green text the story and people will sympathize
>>26134839
I'm not that deep in but
>pissed entire life away
Frightens me the most.
Daily reminder that fembots consider this acceptable.
>>26135486
it is pretty hot though (i'm a boy btw)
This is what the average fembot looks like.
>>26135528
this
I wouldn't gf that slut, but I'd love to jizz all over her tattooed body
I just had to bury someone close to me. It got me thinking, what do you want done to your body after you die?
For a burial and graveside service of cremated remains it cost us over $3k. Burial of a body would have cost more than double that.
What about the funeral?
>>last week visiting grandparents
>>grandmom asks me to come with her wants to show me something
>>shows me her stash of about 2k eur in cash
>>tells me it's her burial money and that she want's to be cremated
i would also like to be cremated, there would be no one to visit my grave anyways
viking funeral
literally just give my body to the birds
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial
Who are the American bots going to vote for?
Bernie. He might be a cuck but Trump is the one who's going to cuck us when he fucks America.
>>26135262
Enjoy getting taxed atleast 50%
>>26135281
Source on that?
goddammit robot let us talk about politics
Tell us about a time/times a grill has been nice to you/you had a nice interaction!
>Qt grill who lives near me (i think) always says hi to me
>makes small talk with me when she doesn't have to
>started about 8 months ago, has been consistent
She's usually the only person i talk to all day, so its nice that she is qt and kind.
Can tell more stories about her if anyone is interested
Go ahead anon i'm listening
>>26134978
ok
First time we met:
>Walking on grass by a road near my house (not a park but like a common)
>Little dog runs over to me, look up to see where owner is
>QT runs over, even though we were the only people around so i was worried I might seem creepy
>while she is approaching she says "sorry, sometimes he tries to jump up at people to get attention"
>summon...
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Anyone else?
I'll tell a few more about her
>walking on other side of the road to her in opposite directions (as in towards each other but across the road)
>She waves to me when she sees me, even though she is with a friend
She didnt have the dog with her that time
>on the same common that we met
>busy, families and kids playing
>feel awkward because i always go for a walk there but it seems weird...
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I'm guessing you neets are supporting sanders?
>>26134845
Fuck no, I hate the government and I own a small buisness.
Libertarian since birth pham.
>>26134885
>wud u mean i cand pay my worgers $1 an hour? stop daging my fuging freedobs away u fuging gommie :DDD
>>26134845
Now why would I support a politician? To feel validated?
>That kid who wore flame shirts and cargo pants every day
>That kid who had Lunchables and Fruit Gushers in his lunch every day, and everyone else was jealous of him
>That kid who always quoted Internet Flash cartoons
>That kid who thought Linkin Park was the greatest band ever
>That kid who always wore shorts even when it was winter
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>>26134431
>that kid who thought linkin park was the greatest band ever
>implying
>>26134431
>>That kid everyone joked would shoot up the school
>get bullied
>ask bullies if they can be sure I won't just bring a gun to school
>they report me to the headmaster
>they stop bullying me
>that kid who was abused at home and bullied at school
>that kid who grew out of his shell and used his pain to become strong
>that kid who's gonna kill all the bully chads in the name of /r9k/
>women on 4chan
Why do you roasties come here? This is our safe space, this is where we can just cut loose and act like ourselves without worrying about normies judging us. If you're part of the 1% of women that are truly hideous then I guess you get a pass but for the rest of you I'm sure there's a beta out there who would probably pay $100 to lick your toes. You are not robots and you never will be, fuck off.
I come here when I'm feeling really down about stuff. If I have a shitty day at work, have an argument with friend or gf I come here to make myself feel better about my life.
At least I'm not a NEET
At least I have a job I like
At least I have friends
At least I can look people in the eye
At least I don't stutter
Within an hour I'm feeling great, I get over that bad work day, have a levelheaded convo with whoever I was fighting with and we make plans to hang out.
I know I'm not a robot and I never will be. Using you...
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>>26133848
because women can't stand it when men have something they dont. just look at sport, gaming, films, politics etc
>>26133980
wow, i'm in you're boat too, i come here because i like helping these guys. they ask serious questions and they're deeply suffering and if theres one voice that supports them then maybe they dont kill themselves.
saying "huh huh, at least im not a robot" makes it sound like being a robot is a horrible thing, sorry robots even you know its not the best but its NOW THE WORST, not living is the worst, id rather be a robot dead at 80 then me at 20.
sorry, but you're an ass.
Were you bullied when you were a kid?
>tfw a guy asked me out as a joke among his friends
I got bullied most of my life
>kindergarten
>some crew of kids never let me to enjoy things
>always ruin everything i do
>first class
>my fucking teacher bullies me
>was never sure why she was mad at me
>parents had holidays planned one year earlier
>still had school for a few more days so got a letter that i will...
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I couldn't go to the park by my house because some older girl would beat the shit out of me any time she saw me there. Never understood why either.
>>26133318
>should i post the rest?
yes
>have crush on girl in class
>slightly chubby and weeb
>internet stalk her one day
>find tumblr link
>m-maybe it's won't be so bad
>literally die cis scum and fuck meat eaters
>i've only dated guys but the bi community won't accept me because they think i'm a straightfag
>>26132381
Include the link. We need to see what she's like for ourselves.
>damn this girl is gorgeous
>she turns her head
>massive ear gauge
>suddenly feel actually physically sick like when you see a really nasty gore image of someones fingernail torn off or some gross injury like that because that's literally what it is
>>26132381
>Have crush on blonde qt in HS
>Start flirting with her
>This continues for about a month
>Sitting in class one day and have a revelation
>The girl I've been flirting with is 100% normie
>Like modern normie music, is on her phone all the time, texts more than two people a day, most of the apps on here phone are social media,...
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How's your eyesight?
its pretty bad desu
>>26132331
Shit. Everyone in my family wears glasses.
Don't know if it's the same measurements in the whole world but here but I have -7.75 and -8.75.
And that thing that makes you see straight lines bendy, don't know the name in english.
Needless to say I long for my eyesight to stabilise. I've been told it's between 20 p and 25 years old, so hopefully, at worst in 5 years I can say goodbye to those shit eyes.
If I want to look good I can wear lenses though. It's just crazy how everyone starts complimenting me as soon as I put contact lenses. I should do it more often.
ITT: White People being white people
>>26132157
Whitest pic I have ever seen.
>>26132157
>White
That guy looks like a beaner though.
>>26132157
>left arm over right arm
wow way to fuck that up.