>I wasn't asking for it
if you can't control yourself and resort to rape when you see things like this how exactly are you any better than a nigger?
>>26141274
Spoken like a true degenerate enabler.
>>26141303
Oh it's the "slut enabler" guy again...
normies are not welcome edition
is kev a britfeel meme
I want more head pats desu lads.
Get to it.
>>26137289
Been looking at that workinfo site someone posted.
Should I go volunteer in Iran?
>there are guys on this board who actually would choose the flat faced, flat assed gook over that gorgeous woman on the left
Seriously? Asian bitches are ugly as fuck and have shit personalities and cultures to boot.
The one on the right is very far from flat-chest. But what's wrong about dfc? If it fits her it's pretty cute.
yup and theres no convincing me otherwise
Left looks like a bimbo slut.
>be black
>chubby asian girl I know asked me if I wanted to get coffee sometime
>tell her I don't like coffee
>she says it doesn't matter
>she asks again
>say no
>she says fine
>calls one of her friends and asks if they can get coffee with her
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>>26143656
why didnt you just go with her retard
Why the fuck would you say no you fucking autist
Kill yourself faggot.
robloxyoufag
How many is too many? Just killed a whole box today, might open another before bed. I think I reached 1000% DV of vitamin E.
I've eaten like 20 in a day.
i hope you enjoy shitting woodchips
>burgericans
IF YOU BEGIN TO READ THIS YOU MUST STOP SCROLLING and
>watch 1 full twerk video itt
>find 1 new video on youtube and post itt
>>26141936
"fraules twerk"
you're welcome.
>>26141936
Initiating Twerk Sequence in 3,
2,
1...
Begin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8hwHgd1Zhg
>>26141936
>All those flat asses
tfw brown eyes
>>26141392
>only one chance at a life
>born with orange hair and brown eyes
>>26141420
>orange hair and brown eyes
Way to beat the odds anon!
i feel the same way man., fuck my broown eyes
why doesn't mommy learn?
why doesn't mommy learn?
why does mommy leave the door open when it's 100 degrees outside, no matter how many times she is told?
why does mommy thaw raw meat overnight on the counter, no matter how many times she is told?
why does mommy leave the milk out while she boils water for coffee "to save time" and then leave it out for hours because mommy forgets while she is watching her movie time, no matter how many times she is told?
why does mommy put the now rotten milk back in the fridge and...
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>mommy
what the fuck is this shit? are you a child?
>>26141022
The is /r9k/. Most of it's users are intellectually retarded. What do you think?
why are you so obsessed with milk? i feel sorry for your mom having to put up with your autism
hey guys I think I'm actually a fembot just hear me out
kv, 4/10, skelly
i don't talk to anyone at school. something inside jsut happened in middle school and I pushed everyone away like an idiot and now I can't even form words without stuttering due to spending lunch in the library alone and working alone when you're supposed to be in group
"anon you really need to break out of your shell" -my chemistry teacher
how fucked am i robots
>how fucked am i robots
I would date you despite only knowing what's in the OP
You can get a bf by saying "hi" to someone
Your loneliness is entirely by choice
You aren't a robot
>>26140743
vocaroo your stuttering
>>26140795
Do what this anon just said ORIGINALS
I'm not one of the regular bartenders, but it doesn't seem like anyone else is around so I'll go ahead and open it up.
Come on in, have a drink, share some feels, play some music on the jukebox.. You're in good company here. Let's enjoy this saturday night.
>>26140643
Can I get a pint of Porter son.
Fucking wageslaving due to supposedly needing social interaction. Going to use the meagre wage to go on a bender in mainland Europe.
>>26140717
Porter coming right up
I feel you man. Tomorrow I work an 8 and a half hour shift. And I have to wake up early. Really not anticipating it at all. It's horrible. But at least we have the frogs and feels tavern
Anything strong, with poison.
>tfw my oneitis blocked me.
>am a gigantic loner with zero experience
>decided to change this with making an OKCupid profile
>talking to a few girls, have like 5 of them tell me I'm good looking in the space of two days
>like one girl in particular, she seems shy and weird, and specifies she's into monogamy. Too shy/anxious to say hello and have to get on a 7 can drunk to send her a message
>she replies more strongly than I thought, giving...
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come on you fuckers, reply
I always reply to your threads
>>26140714
Hi there friend. I'm going to reply now, and read your post after this just so you know that I'm here :)
>>26140257
>tfw I met a cute virgin peruvian chick who's coming to my country in august. Social media accounts everything check out and i'm skyping with her right now.
Life is sweet, yours sucks.
why does 4chan support trump when trump looks like the embodiment of a chad?
He's a red pilled Chad. He's on our side.
>>26140220
some of that chad will trickle down to the neets, at least that's the theory
>>26140229
First reply best reply
>people are nothing more than a game to me
>spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games
>get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with
>some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my own personal gain and entertainment
FUGGIN SAME MY BROTHA
who else here /embodimentofchaos/
>>26139994
Heh, you see, I used to be like you roaches. I thought I had compassion, sympathy, all the bullshit "feelings" that keep you five steps behind me. But then I grew up. I saw the world for what it really is: a joke, a game to be mastered. I threw away all morals and became who I am today. Any emotions that you sense from me are pre-calculated to the situation to manipulate those around me. And the roaches faII for them every time. It's hilarious when roaches actually think they are sentient beings, when...
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What am I going to do /r9k/ am I fucked for life I weigh like 213 pounds if I lose weight will it look bigger? fuck this cruel world being born with a small penis is the cruelest thing in this entire world.
Try pushing down on the fat around your dick
It's hiding some of your dick
>>26139981
Thanks yeah I do that I just still think I might be fucked in size terms idk I started to eat healthy and lose weight 3 weeks ago it's been going well.
take steroids to shrink your balls so it looks bigger
i present to you - a real female robot
>>26139835
her body language lol the hand holding arm, legs crossed, eyes direction, standing slightly behind... those feels ouch
>>26139835
is it you?
>muted for 2 seconds KEK
>>26139835
she's darling omg. 10/10 would love 4ever