Rejoice robots! The one true God Lord Kek has been revealed to /pol/. You no longer have to suffer under the normies whip! Unite with us and our meme magic will cover this world in darkness.
Praise Kek!
Praise Kek!
Praise Kek!
>>26158466
Is the there another official flag thread? It died and no one made another.
Glory to kek
>also spelled kuk
Holy shit
It's happening
Will kek give me a gf?
What's the difference between Chad, introverted Chad and failed Chad? The only unifying factor is looks or something else?
There's only one chad, the others are normies
>>26177011
Attractive as Chad but personality as robot
Chad = Consistent positive reinforcement from the opposite sex, has sex with many beautiful women.
Failed Chad = Once had the above, but got married, got fat, still manages to sex, usually from bush pigs.
Introverted Chad = Good looking guy that doesn't go out, but still has some type of job, where he usually garners the attention of all the women and still ends up getting laid
People on here are none of the above.
Does anyone else on /r9k/ have a musk/smell fetish? I'm not gay but whenever I see pictures like this I get the urge to get nose right next to it and smell it. Anyone else want to not only smell this stinky uncircumcised BBC but the balls and ass too?
>>26176206
I started to find the smell of cock and cum arousing, but I hate any other "dirty" smells, and I'm not attracted to niggers
>>26176206
Ladies and gentlemen, the average fembot
>>26176250
Ew please be gay somewhere please
Are you afraid of death? Be honest.
What's to fear?
Im afraid of pain, and the pain my death would cause to those who care about me. But Death is a part of things.
>>26175925
I'll be dead so who cares
>tfw manlet
>tfw get all these likes on IG
None of them would give me a chance if they knew that I was five six
>>26175525
Don''t worry, your face is average at best and the only redeemable factor is the hair.
>>26175561
I try hard on the hair, not really but how can I not worry when only good thing is hair?
I have better picture than that on Tinder and I get zero matches.
why the fuck is god such an asshole?
Perth anon here again tonight I plan to go to my front yard and hang myself.Might make the papers probably won't. But this is my last thread.
Kill yourself you fagg-
Oh wait, damn
Are the abos going to take your home?
Are you upset that the ABC is shilling for Bernie Sanders?
what is the last music you will hear?
>type out an informative post for an anon
>thread get pruned before you can post itStripper anon wouldn't have cared or changed anyway
>>26175418
>spill my deepest feelings out
>thread dies not too long after
>feel kind of relieved
>a few days later, find that someone posted it on Twitter for all their normalfag followers to laugh at
What the hell is this
>>26175535
If you were the one trying to get that Russian stripper to marry you fuck off.
If not I'm sorry that happened anon
>>26175418
>spend half an hour writing a response to thread
>almost finish it before I remember nothing matters what is the fucking point
>close thread without posting
>go back to sleep
what the fuck have i come to where I can barely muster up the effort to talk shit on here
>2016
>there are people who still post on /b/
/b/ is just shit test phase
Everyone that comes on 4chan first hangs out around /b/ thinking how cool and edgy they are then you mature and move to other boards like /pol/ for mine instance
I haven't lurked /b/ since 2011. Sometimes i forget it exists. Seems like most memes come from /pol/ now.
To be fair, they are mostly underage.
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you look at this image?
>>26174736
Star Wars Episode II: The Clone Wars
"I wonder how many of those people get abused at home"
>>26174736
must have took forever to ring all that shit up with no bardcode scanner.
What is /r9k/'s liquor of choice?
So smooth I drink it straight out the bottle.
probably tecate or cheap tequila cuz poorfag
yes i know, my tastes are hispanic as fuck
And the cold pain behind my eyes that shoots back through my head-
I can't hold my liquor but I keep a good attitude, cause its alright, some enchanted night I'll be with you.
Fellow NEETs and Wagecucks, we would want to vote for Bernie right for more money?
No fuck off and die. He's so fucking ugly.
>>26174440
>not voting for Hillary Clinton and watching the world burn
I'm all about dem berniebux
Am I the only one here who is absolutely revolted by sex?
I used to want it so bad, but I eventually had it. I had a gf, who then cucked me.
Now I just don't want sex at all. It disgusts me. The idea that any girl I would date has
>sent nudes
>sucked dick
>taken dick
>all sorts of other nasty shit
disgusts me. I have slowly transitioned into being very happy by myself. I don't watch porn, but I jerk off to non-nude photos of celebrities...
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>actually making your desires more pure
good for you anon. I keep unintentionally making mine more degenerate.
>>26174242
Nothing wrong with that in my eyes, I would consider mine still pretty degenerate on account of the incest. It's not because incest gets me off, though, it's just because I feel better knowing there would be pure, non-sex fueled love between my imaginary partner and I.
Bumping
Anyone else relate? Romantic/attraction/sex based relationships gross me out. It's so dirty.
R9k!
So i was bored and super glued 4 coins together in a stack and i need them for tommorow now
How do I seperate them?
Insert them in your anus.
>>26173939
Melt the clue familam
Yeah, i do this kind of shit all the time
What kind of super glue was it? acetone might work, maybe gasoline
this is why i only use super glue on my hands, it's a pain to get off anything
You are now locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye-contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are a female.
>>26173731
Mfw I had all of those things. God bless Asian cuties anon
>>26173731
>>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
does my mom count?
I had an existential breakdown in 2014. Right around when the Elliot Rodger thing went down. Now i devote my life to numbing the senses. And by numbing i mean jerking my dick raw and smoking copious amounts of cigarettes to kill blood flow to my dick. Lifes not so bad.
>tfw your dick touches the inside of the toilet bowl
>tfw dick hole points at the gap between toilet seat and bowl naturally
>tfw piss slips through that gap into bathroom floor if you piss carelessly while shitting
>>26173671
>tfw you might get an infection because of it
>3.5" dick length when flaccid
>never have to deal with these problems
pretty sad about it desu senpai.