>While Stacey pleasures Chad, you think of all the good times you could have had
>>29775942
you could have gone for some non chad
>>29775942
I can't imagine having a good time with stacey or chad desu
>>29775942
>boo hoo I can't get an 8/10 Chad to commit.
>so tired from wagecucking all day that I don't even have the energy to fap right now
Stay NEET as long as possible brothers; as bad as it may be, it's better than having to work a job.
>>29775881
I bet you we could give you the energy. After all you're paying my bills, wagecuck.
>>29775928
I don't really mind, NEETfriend, if I could get those sweet gub-bennies, I would be too. I was lucky to enjoy a carefree NEET existence for a while at least; not many wagecucks have had such freedom. Most don't even know what they're missing. Unfortunately, I couldn't sustain it.
>>29775881
would appreciate more PAWG sweeties anything helps thanks bro
I don't really know where i'm going to go with this but whatever.
I usually don't feel much emotion at all, not total depression but i'm not really happy either. But every couple of months or so I will have about a week which is more intense, sometimes extremely depressed, anxious etc and other times hyperactive and optimistic.
Just wondering if any anons are like this and does it ever stop? My life is endless cycles of this and i'm getting tired of it desu.
p-pls respond kind anons
P-please lads
same here.
but i really do not feel much emotion.
i think schrizoid personality disorder is taking an hold on me.
Green text your life simply as possible
>born with a broken jaw
>couldnt talk until I was 5
>speech therapy untill I was 11
>1 or 2 friends at infant school
>bullied to the point of broken bones and blood just because I had a weird face
>struggle to go day to day
>teachers hated and bullied me
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>>29775857
What is that quiz called btw?
>>29775956
>wait for a reply
>got one
>its asking for sauce
I dont remember sorry
>>29775857
>born to a mysterious workholic dad and shy mother.
>moved to the us in 2001
>parents constantly argued
>dad worked all day and rarely came home
>dad and mom separate
>me being autistic has no idea whats going on and is in general scared as fuck of dad
>instills a fear of talking to others after he yells at me
>live with mom
>live in poverty because she can't get a job and has never had to work
>Gets a job
>goes to jail because she was suicidal
>live in a foster home with niggers
>7/10, lived fairly well off for 2 years but was still quiet as fuck. Lived in the same neighborhood i was raised in
>5th grade, gets a boner from boobgirl
>mom gets out of jail and buys a home
>despite having a degree, cant get job
>Go to a technical middle school
>got shit grades but made friends
>discovered the internet and made me happy for once
>Got bullied by a group of niggers and eventually got detention
>Left detention with a new friend
>hung out quite a lot
>Never get a girlfriend in middle despite wanting
>turn into myself and masturbate furiously
>go to high school, reach manic depression levels
>rarely talk to anyone else
>have mental health issues
>make only 1 friend
>get kicked out of high school because it was for smartasses and instead go to navy school
>get kicked out of navy high school for a public threat
>go to my 3rd high school (junior, senior year)
>Principal, teachers and security officer interview me to make sure i don't make anotherr threat
>mom begs them to let me finish high here
>they allow it
>stay low for the next 2 years
>still get shit grades but manage to make internships and get a scholarship for college
>Go to college
>drop out 1st semester
>mom loses her shit and starts yelling at me whenever i come home
>marries step-dad
>have to deal with his adhd son
>parents tell me to either move or go back to college
>join the navy to get out
>still unstable. Spend my entire life just browsing the net and exercising
What level you at robots?
>>29775843
somewhere between happy and sorta bummed
I think I can turn my life around, it's not too late for me I think
Very bummed
At least I have drugs and don't have to work right now
>>29775843
Level ?, a strong Level ?
My girlfriend just came out to me as genderqueer and I'm puzzled as to what that even means. We were talking on the phone and I asked her about her being bisexual, and it turns out she is, or atleast thinks she's genderqueer.
She's also a diagnosed schizophrenic.
What do I make of all this my dudes?
It means she needs to take her antipsychotics, that's the only thing it's ever meant.
>>29775821
>She's also a diagnosed schizophrenic.
That explains everything. Get her treated for that and ban her from tumblr. The problem will fix it self.
>>29775861
She doesn't really use tumblr, and she has been on medication for years.
Where do you guys shitpost besides 4chan? Are other chans any good? Do they have comfy threads there?
>>29775797
>Are other chans any good?
no
they are either:
too small, leading to ultra long reply times and super slow threads
too reddit, leading to garbage dumbshit people and posts
or too different from 4chan culture, and I don't like change
if you wanna explore, by all means, go ahead
I always come back here
>>29775797
I occasionally post on wizchan, but, like the other guy stated, the community isn't terribly active. Even threads in the most active boards take a tremendously long time to expire thanks to how few people post there.
>>29775846
>>29775940
Thank you for your opinions.
Had to select all the images of mountains to tell you that.
Do you ever feel depressed when having nostalgic thoughts?
Everyday op, in those moments I'm reminded of how much I wasted my childhood and my teen years wanting to be older and now that I am old everything sucks.
What I wouldn't give to be 12 again.
>>29775778
Today I looked out the window and the grass and trees were so green and the sky was so blue, and there was that distant hum of a plane in the sky and the sounds of kids running around and it immediately reminded me of when I was a kid where we would go camping and go to the park with my family on the 4th of July and watch fire works, eat hotdogs, go exploring, and generally have fun with life. But now my parents are too old and me and my siblings have long since grown apart to do stuff like that anymore. I haven't...
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Yes... I walked past my old school the other day, ended up walking the lonely route I used to take to the local shop.
I walked that route every single day for 2-3 years during school lunches, had nobody to hang with so just binge ate junk food and walked back very slowly so I wasn't seen hanging by myself.
I cried man, I couldn't stop picturing myself next to me walking.... I am 23 now and still lonely as fuck, I have a shitty min wagecuck job and no prospects.
Fembots, what do you think of Petyr Baelish? Would you let him gf you?
I dunno, he is a little guy.
>>29775755
I want to crawl into his vagina
He got cucked and then fucked up the continent in a jealous rage but we know that every night he jerked his little finger off thinking of Brandon and Ned double teaming Cat. He's a testament to why it's better for everyone for betas to accept their rightful place as cucks and not try to upset the natural order of things
Every time I create a new method in Java, I am going to take a shot
Anyone else /drinking alone/?
Bettet not write CRUD code or you'l be hammered before the first entity
>>29775795
I want to get drunk, but be productive at the same time.
I'm excluding getters and setters from my drinking game, as I'll throw up if I have to drink 10 shots in a row
bumping because i want a friend
Do you guys ever dye your hair?
I used to dye mine black, but just stopped after a while.
Natural black hair, if I had dyed it I would need to bleach it first and my hair would have started falling out even sooner than 26
Exactly once in my life I had highlights added to my hair. It was one of those moments where you're so desperate for something in your life to change that you do something stupid to try and achieve it.
Exactly one person commented on it, and with a look of confusion in their face as they did so. I assume everyone else thought I was just an idiot.
I don't get why people would ever want to dye their hair honestly. All natural hair colors look pretty good.
let's what will happen if /r9k/ creates a children's storybook one word at a time. I'll start:
Frederick
grayscale
Hyperventilated
>can't use any pronouns, conjunctions, etc. more than once, probably twice.
Wow OP, maybe there's a reason this lolrandumb fucking garbage should be on /b/.
I hope you watch your mom die within the next year.
Why haven't you become your mother's sex slave?
Don't you want to lose your virginity?
my mom's almost 50 and is objectively attractive. she could pass for like 35.
but i honestly can't think of her in a sexual way. even when i try, i can't do it. it just doesn't work.
goddamn this is cringey. i'd fuck that milf tho
>>29775694
http://imgur.com/a/R1wuv
Oh fug what should I say now? Can you guys get me laid?
With fresh i mean your pussy.
>>29775667
"Seriously though please sleep with me, I'm honestly on the verge of killing myself."
>>29775667
"So, you wanna fuck or not?"
SEMI-STORY TIME BOYZ W/ ADVICE
Alright look. I see a lot of sad dudes on here that are virgins or they just dont get girls. Not necessarily because of looks but social retardation too. I feel for you dudez. I get it. I am the same way sometimes. I was a sad 16 year old virgin(21 now), was jealous of everyone i knew that lost their virginity, and i wanted TO GET RID OF IT. But i sucked at breaking the ice in person and i usually got friend zoned by girls at my school because i was "too nice". Made them laugh and all but was a total beta generally i would say
I...
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Then I discovered MeetMe. OH MY OH MY if i can only explain what a godsend this app/site was and is. Im telling you guys, if you want to find girls to mess around with or even quality girls for a relationship, YOU NEED TO TRY THIS SHIT. Make a fuckin profile right now, put in some decent noncreepy pics, make an "about me" thats chill but not boring that DOESNT mention sex because a lot of girls on there want sex but will never admit that plus they get pervs asking for sex all day. , make little posts from time to time and you will GET girls with not that much effort...
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My overall point is TRY THIS APP/SITE. The app is much better but i can almost guarentee that you will find someone on there. I like this board and see a lot of cool ass people on here, so i wish to help some of these lonely guys in any way i can. My current girlfriend is also from meetme and i turned her into a crazy ass gamer and now she loves games. Plays Overwatch, Elder Scrolls, Fallout, etc The good shit. None of that COD faggotry like other "gamer girls". My point is there are some quality girls on here. Dream girls you would find it hard to meet anywhere else...
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Sorry for the long post, i just wanted to cover as much as possible and try to help in any way i can. BTW im not a shill, I genuinely want to help my fellow man get sex because i would have wanted the same when i was wantin it.
I am totally not a Chad btw. Just an average looking guy thats nice, has a decent sense of humor like i KNOW some of you guys have, and OK at manipulating. But like the good kind of manipulating, the kind everyone does.
So try those 2 things,Craigslist or MeetMe, you will likely be successful.
Please feel free to ask questions if...
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