give me reaction photos please :D
agata's shit produces a fuckton of reaction images
>>29776351
>image.jpg
nah, go fuck yourself normalfag.
>>29776442
i need them for my phone :(
fembots, would you wear a microkini at the beach?
>>29776339
>at the beach
>implying I leave the house
Good one Norman
>>29776339
>western "women"
what the fuck
here if woman cannot dress like this
why is western women dress like whores
>>29776339
It wouldn't cover my areolae so no, lol.
>robots think Tinder is hard
what did they mean by this?
>>29776311
I don't have friends to take "exciting pics" with
I dont have the effort to get an exotic backdrop
so my selfies wouldn't get me anywhere
thx but no thx
sega thread
>>29776357
Pretty much this. If you have no friends, you have no good pictures.
Most pictures of me are selfies, only 2-3 of them are decent.
I have no hobbies besides this god forsaken site.
My humor is tied to sarcasm and mocking, so literally the worst.
>>29776311
Oh wow you're going to buy a roastie free lunch, sounds like you got this all figured out man
>fap too hard
>dick is bleeding
>too far into fapping to stop, decide to finish
>its painful and theres blood on my fingers
>unsatisfying cum
>go to bed
this is the third or fourth time this has happened
Sounds like you have a tight foreskin? Too much friction on the on spot. A looser skin would spread the contact area your thumb has with your glans penis.
It's happened to me once or twice, not that bad though. Maybe too much alkaline or acidity on your palms.
>>29776438
i'm circumcised though
>>29776631
there's your problem m8.
>watch anime about cooking
>get obsessed with cooking for like 2/3 months
>waste all my time/money on it, suck at it anyway
>give up
>rinse and repeat with every other hobby
what anime did you watch?
>>29776332
shokugeki no shouma
>>29776273
>watch hentai
>get grills
Why is everyone on this board pathetic, probably obese, and deppressed? Life's good you lazi fucking shits. Like shit it's not hard to become Chad-like. I used to be fucking 280 and managed to drop down to 180 in roughly 8 months. I mean shit, jobs suck, but damn son I make fucking $23/Hr now. Im not even 21. Life is not fucking difficult, life's fucking Easy. Just smile and fucking wave you fucks.
No
now fuck off and never come here again
>>29776208
goddamn see what I mean?
you aren't gonna be fucking alive in 5 years.
I CAN'T GET A JOB BECAUSE OF SOCIAL PHOBIA SO I CAN'T DO ANYTHING LIKE RETAIL OR SHIT AND IM ALSO USELESS SO I CAN'T BE IN A KITCHEN AND I ALSO CAN'T DRIVE
I JUST WANT MONEY AND MY OWN APARTMENT AND THAT'S FUCKING IT
got 72 iq on the test
>>29776189
>skype
>2559
Yeah, you are retarded
bcz of reddit facebook and skype ?
i think i am more than 72 iq , prob 80(im not from English country)
my whole family is Jewish master race high iq , but i am half ethnic and turnout retard .The fuck .
my grandfather want to give me a shop to sale and fix cellphone , but many poor people in israel, i dont know if its worth it .
if some arabic jew piss me off too much prob will go er on him
watchu gonna do about it white boi
>>29776167
Shes all yours homie, enjoy!
Yeah you can have that.
>>29776167
BBC IS KING!
>you will always be a higher order creature
>you will always be sapient
>you wiill never know the peace of pupper
>>29776068
Depends on the pupper. If simplicity of your own mental capacity is what you're going for, you should sooner wish to be a mentally retarded or otherwise notably neurologically impaired person, human. Because you still get the privilege (actual privilege, not the meaningless way it's used by cultural marxists) of protection by virtue of being human and nothing more.
Not very pupper is one with a peaceful life. Look up puppy mills, fog meat production in some places, dog racing, dog shows, dog fighting,...
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>>29776068
here, OP, a slightly higher resolution version if you don't already have one
>>29776335
>not very pupper
>fog meat production
kek
Is it wrong to have never ever made a move because you don't want to be rejected and seen as weak for it?
I have never been rejected in my life because I have never proposed to anybody, even though I have liked some girls, and if they ever brought up the topic I would say I'm not interested in a relationship.
>>29776051
I made a move. Was a disaster. Will elaborate if asked.
I met quite a few girls who were into me over the last years but I don't want them to see my tiny dick so I pretend that I don't notice them coming on to me and spend all my time with vidya instead
Also I suck at "making a move" whatever that even means
>>29776051
>make move on qt nerd grill
>she stops being interested in me
>we havent seen each other IRL in like three months
J- just dont give up, r- right?
I'm just curious how /r9k/ sees this situation
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4rl12r/my_22_m_younger_brother_16_m_and_parents_56_m_56/
(pic to the left)
Should he forgive his Stacy sister for torturing him when he was a loser?
>Should he forgive his Stacy sister for torturing him when he was a loser?
no
>>29776040
>Should he forgive his Stacy sister for torturing him when he was a loser?
no. no. no.
yes. people do CHANGE. if i was was the same shitty person i was 2 years ago i would have no friends. I cannot comprehend how much i have changed. Its possible, and hes really ignorant for not even giving her a chance to speak. I think he should hear her out, think about it, then if he wants, go back to hating her. Everyone deserves a chance, and change is possible.
Does sexual reassignment surgery not remove the penis?
eh, the shaft is kind of inverted and the tip is kind of cut up and used to make a 'clit'
pretty much an inverted dick
>tfw I want to become a girl but keep my big dick
>tfw hormone therapy would fuck up my dick
>>29776059
So would that look like a regular vagina or would it look awful?
Is there a way to become taller?
there is one way but you're not gonna like it
Break your legs then have them set in a brace to grow the bones longer
Apparently surgery exists, but if you're average height or close to it I don't think you should consider it.
What are some other good American High School movies?
I liked
>Superbad
>Ferris Bueller's Day Off
>The Breakfast Club
Preferably ones that don't have the Scott Pilgrim VS the World / Reddit type of humour
I'd actually like to know somebody these too
>>29775986
Well i dont know about high school, but if you ever want to watch the magnum opus of the human race, pic related.
>>29775986
Anything directed by John Hughes. Sixteen Candles is my favorite movie by him desu.
>you stare at her from afar, admiring her bum
>Chad covers her face every night with cum
Motherfuckin' bitch try to make me feel like shit
So I fuck dat sexy ass and lick her little tit
>>29775959
She seems a bit mentally challenged
>>29775959
>you keep thinking she'll be the one
>Rex Thunderknot keeps giving her the bone