How would your 11 year old self feel if he saw your current self?
Disappointed
Going nowhere, alone and a virgin, tired and stoned on marijuana.
He might cry, the little pussy.
He'd be turned on and beg me for sex. He was a complete slut.
what an uplifting thought experiment, OP!!!
Serious question for discussion, no bait. Is being a beta provider really that bad as long as your wife doesn't cheat on you and the child(ren) are yours?
Practically, the alternative is to be alone for the rest of your life with no channel (in this case your wife and your employment) to join society. While at the same time still not having any companionship in a partner or pride in a son or daughter.
I would gladly settle with a wife with reasonably good genetics even if she's somewhat degenerate and had what we would call a wild past. At this point...
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>>26218871
>thoughts?
ask me on a different day and i would give you a different answer.
i don't think i'll be having any children.
>>26218871
microchimerism
the kids would not be your own
try it and if it goes to shit then switch back to being alone. you'll be 100% certain that way.
I'm sick of this normie shit.
>be bffs with this one guy for years
>be in love with him for just as long
>we have so much in common
>love science
>sci fi
>horror
>fantasy
>vidya
>old exploitation flicks
>both are weird loner types
>it...
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>implying I talked to any member of the opposite sex besides family since 2009
Women will literally never know this feel
Your bait is too long, no one is going to read this fucking wall of text
>>26215768
Lose some weight tubby.
Caught some fukken mice. Post ending in 33 decides what I do with them.
Stick them in your ass through a tube
mice in butt
>>26215275
let them run free
>tfw wasn't born the default race
Being black just automatically disqualifies you from 99% of the girls at college.
No one gives a shit about your skin color nigger
Are you fucking stupid bro what kind of hick college are you going to where that's not a plus?
>>26215380
>>26215450
You guys have no clue what you're talking about.
Hey guys, does someone want to have a friendly conversation? I got tired of getting ignored here :(
>>26215058
Have this nice pic OP.
Are you a Neet or what? I'm going to basic training in 5 DAYS, scared af senpai
Hi OP
Hi Thread
You want a gf? Or at least know how to talk to a girl?
Pay attention.
This is your guaranteed guide to successful flirting. Follow these easy steps and you'll have girls interested in you in no time.
Step 1: Establish interest
>Initiate eye contact (DON'T stare, DO glance)
>Smile
>Look approachable, be mindful of closed-off body signals
Step 2: Introduce yourself
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>>26215028
If you're good looking, why would it be enough to just do step one? Maybe you won't talk to as many people but some girls are bound to approach you if you seem open.
And if you aren't good looking, why bother with any of it?
>>26215066
Of course, girls are going to be more responsive and readily so to good looking guys, but they still have to talk to them.
At bars and parties girls don't get with the best looking guy, they get with the most socially dominant and confident guy. As long as you keep up basic grooming habits and you aren't gruesomely ugly, you can easily get a girl to like you.
>>26215028
But what if I have autism?
Well?
The answer you give will determine if you are an autistic faggot or not.
>>26214373
Is that a square or a triangular base?
Do you count the balls underneath that we can't see? The question doesn't specify well enough. "How many balls can we see" or "How many balls make up this structure" would be the proper questions.
>>26214373
There are 16 balls visible in the picture.
>Hey anon, I brought you this girl for you to have some fun with
>>26213814
Black hair looks like a dude
Cool, does she like videogames?
>>26213814
This isn't a trick to get me arrested, right?
What do you think about mixed girls, robots?
>>26213553
probably the cutest specimen known to mankind.
i really do not understand why racism exist.
>>26213588
cocochan lovers ASSEMBLE
>>26213553
I don't "think about" a group of people that big
There are some very attractive mixed girls though, and also some hideous ones
just like with all other demographics
Ask a Mcdonalds employee anything
>>26213141
why do you guys get mad when I ask for salt free fries?
Do you judge people?
Do people really suck dick, suicide and snort coke in the bathroom?
Why did you faggots discontinue the Angus and Sirloin burgers?
Also the new mozzarella sticks are shit
>tfw studying physics
>tfw going through university like how a guy in 1983 would
>use a slide rule for all calculations that require it
>never use calculators
>got gud at remembering trig, spatial vectors, and other things that pussies use graphing calculators/Wolfram for
>use exclusively books published in 1981 or prior
>go to library for all information I...
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*If it was good enough for them, then it's good enough for you
No. Sorry anon but you've wasted so much time.
>>26213029
>There is dignity in doing things inefficiently
I wish social media and smartphones never existed.
I would like to know why.
Its just technology Anon, they're machines, they're not alive. Don't waste your wishes.
>tfw facebook started getting popular when I was in grade 6
>didn't join because I didn't like to be social 24/7
>no friends by grade 8
F U C K SOCIAL MEDIA
I was a happy kid until this shit took over. Also, not underaged, i'm 19.
Can we get a
>white people
thread going?
I only have this one
>>26211582
Can we get a
>black pe-
almost got me there ape.
fuck off
>>26211582
that fine honey in the back
> tfw ur tampon is full but it's only been 45 minutes
>Sitting in class
>Suddenly terrible cramps
>Can't tell if period is about to start or if I'm about to shit my pants
>>26211394
>have female flat mate
>menstrual blood on the toilet seat
>Be on nexplanon
>No periods for a year now
>Laugh at the struggles of others
Really though, get the implant and never be miserable again. Plus no babies.