Post songs that are literally about you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moaPUZdbtV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zozWb9Z145k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TGzJx5UyK0
https://www.youtube.co/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY
AND STOP FUCKING MUTING ME !
THIS MY THIRD ATTEMPT !
FUCKING SIGH CAPTACHAS ALSO !
Why does 4 chan have an obsession with serial killers.
Elliot Rodger has been a cult figure here for years, and now Harold Shipman. Even /pol/ has Anders Breivik and other boards have their cult murderer
>>26221877
Jesus, he looks like a chinky Adam Lanza in that photo.
shipposting is being done by 1 autist
elliot will always be king of /r9k/
>>26221877
Come one, come all, pick your favorite.I think this is based on outdated information
A nation of robots
>>26221542
no thats just a stupid pie chart without any information
>>26221557
that's a pepperoni slice on a sheet of paper, bro.
>>26221557
>>26221568
he just accidentally uploaded the wrong pic is all
Have you ever significantly lowered your standards to fuck somebody because it had been so long since getting any?
Did you feel disgusted?
>>26221208
I have no standards so I'm covered
>>26221240
Did you ever fuck a fatty?
I'm considering fucking a somewhat more than high test girl but I don't know how gross it's gonna make me feel afterwards.
>>26221267
As long as it feels good on your dick
>be me
>24 year old obese virgin, somewhat given up on life
>spend all day in bed playing vidya
>one day out of pure laziness, shit my undies
>heythatwasntsobad.jpg
>this becomes a regular thing
>mass of feces-caked boxers starts accumulating under my bed
>mom starts asking where all my underwear has gone for laundryComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>26221111
>24
>virgin
>shits in pants
Only lazy
You probably have a mental disorder if you're casually shitting yourself on purpose.
>>26221111
Your medical condition is such severe obesitas that youre too lazy to poo in loo.
Lose weight you lazy piece of shit.
Everyone with a good body can get at least some kind of pussy
How can women can objectify men but men can't objectify them?
anything they do now is revenge, so they're allowed to.
it's ironic because they're taking out revenge, but they don't want blacks to take out revenge.
white feminists are natural enemies to black people in their own hate vacuum, because white women would be the target of revenge for their atrocities.
>>26221088
Maybe they're trying to catch up?
>>26221088
why? because objectifycation of women has been going for too long now, is the stablished thinking. "sexual liberation" and woman empower change the view of sexual roles.
>According to figures published as part of the Office for National Statistics (ONS) "well-being" research programme people, people who say they have no religious affiliation report lower levels of happiness, life satisfaction and self-worth than those who do.
Why aren't you worshipping a god /r9k/? You do want to be happy right?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/12136531/Religion-can-make-you-happier-official-figures-suggest.html
Considering you have to be some sort of manic to believe in imaginary friends, or at least kind of psychotic... I'd say it's understandable why those people are happier.
I was the kind of kid who despite going to bible studies since very young never actually thought people believed in the stories of jesus turning water into wine etc.
It came as a shock when bible studies transitioned from what I thought was a singing/hanging out class to a migraine inducing fest. Needless to say I stopped going and I never felt the same way about my friends.
I wasn't raised in a religious household.
You can't just start believing in a bunch of obvious bullshit at age 23.
You need to be brainwashed from birth like all the people in the US.
>>26221045
You can not prove he didn't turn water into wine.
Islam is alright, look how they handle their women.
You've never heard of a muzzie cuck
Respect
they can breed and take over this shit hole i no longer give a fuck.
i feel so free.
>>26220691
I hope they take over and women get what they want, a while culture and religion of guys who say no and beat and and kill them and show them no respect
That's what women want
>>26220743
i don't care what women want. i am free.
Anon, what was that flash?
>>26220646
You know what it was bitch
>>26220660
*calls chad bf to beat you up*
>>26220660
>So anon called me abitch, is he autistic?
What are you doing, have done or are going to do today?
>I've mostly lain in bed and sat down and studied, haven't really done much else, other than a run I went for I haven't left the house.
>Might catch the train into the city and go to a night market to get some dinner
>>26220602
Just finished some shit on Netflix that fucked my night up
>Moonrise Kingdom
>attractive teen (~14?) in underwear
>tfw autistic orphan in a movie gets the girl
>tfw you never will
Rewatching K-On and shitposting
I just finished watching The Expanse finale and drinking orange juice.
>No one is coming to save you.
>This life of yours is 100% your responsibility.
who built your house? who grew your food? who made your clothes? who invented and perfected after countless experiments and tests all the technology that you enjoy and rely on? lastly, who is telling you to be "self-sufficient" right now?
>want to move out
>don't want to live anywhere except la or Miami
>don't have a college degree or million dollars
Who else here /impossible mode/
>>26220452
>want good things
>can't get them
>WAAAH IMPOSSIBLE MODE
fuck off
>>26220476
Where else am I supposed to live the Midwest
I see your advice thread you fuck
Should I start making myself puke to lose weight in tired of being 180lbs I want to be a qt.
>>26220406
Pls never actually do this, had a gf who was bulimic. It only adds to the problems. Go running, worst case scenario do cardio indoors.
>>26220406
>Willing to puke
>Not willing to eat a little less
Not too impressed with your thought process
>>26220421
But it'd be easier and faster to just grow it up right?
Hello robot board, I have recently discovered this board and was wondering whether or not if I belong here or not. Can someone give me a diagnosis?
Fuck off redit
>he used a comma
get out normie
>>26220342
never been on it
Texting my ex gf
>it's really hard to talk to you
What did she mean by this?
Because you're fucking boring dude
is this bait? In the image you posted you are literally saying nothing. You are actually wasting her time by sending absolutely nothing.
>>26220219
she means you're autistic dude
I'm an 18yo KV in his senior year of HS. Not to be a cunt, but I'm pretty smart too. I could have a pretty bright future ahead of me, but I don't really want one or care enough to work for one. I have no close friends to speak of, and my family is cold and distant. I see the society around me as rotten, crumbling and hollow, yet simultaneously feel powerless to stop it.
The only reason not to kill myself I've been able to come up with is the effect it would have on those around me. Even this excuse I see as pretty weak, becuase without the trauma...
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An hero normie
>I'm not a memer
Think again boy
We are all memes and all we speak are more memes
You are the contagion whether you like it or not
You wont kill yourself. We all wanted to when we were 18 and blogged somewhere on the internet about it. Those with close friends or family probably shared it with them.
It's funny cause actually killing yourself is the best way out. You're in for nothing but disappointment, but nothing I can tell you will help you avoid the long, shitty future you have ahead of you.