Who else here is living for love?
I live for the hope of someone loving me in despite of my asocial, vaguely schizoid behavior.
>>26236339
I live because the people who died allowed me to breathe.
>>26236339
I live cause my existence is the proof that people were wrong about me.
anyone else have this happen to them?
Had a weird semi sexual dream about some girl I sort of know last night. We were like kind of dating in the dream and we were gonna hook up and like half way through I woke up. Today I was thinking about it/her and it kind of turned me on even though I was never really into her before.
Anyone have this happen to them?
>>26236261
had one where i went to the cinema with this girl i used to have a crush on and we cuddled and kissed
it was unrealistic because i didn't have any social anxiety in the dream
>>26236261
I have the occasional sex dream, sometimes with people I've always found attractive and sometimes with people I don't, though I didn't wake up and was magically attracted to them.
My dreams about girls mostly go something like this (Will greentext an actual dream):
>Hanging out with girl I know and like
>We're talking
>She's getting progressively not happy
>I...
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>>26236563
that sounds terrible. i'm sorry anon
I'll start
Get a life, Faggots. I've already got a job at MIT from my rich dad and cuckold sister
>He doesn't have a side bitch
>>26236150
>Bro just go ask her out, the worst that can happen is she says no!
Just saying hi quick brahs I have a date with Stacey and Maria (at the same time) tonight see ya tomorrow
>tfw going to dubai with dad and cant decide what supercar to rent
:'(
>>26236141
audi r8
>>26236141
Bugatti if you literally have that much money and really want to have fun and make an awesome memory
Ferrari if you want to feel rich and you don't get to drive around sports cars often, so going for the stock supercar is pretty simple
Lambo if you're a child or want to feel like one
Audi if you want to stand out
Rolls Royce if you want to pretend to be more rich than you are, or if you are renting a car for your old ass dad
Bentley if you're poor
Merc if you're poorer
Porsche...
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>>26236263
to conclude, I'd recommend a Range Rover
Hey uncle anon, my parents arent home yet so we can just wait for them
>"Uncle anon, why aren't you married?"
>"Mom says that people who are in love get married, does that mean no one loves you?"
what the fuck is with you guys and these fabricated fantasies, they will never happen and jerking it over a bit of text is not going to improve your shitty life.
>>26235935
That was pretty good. The whole scenario played out in my head real-time, and I really felt. Do I pay you, or the receptionist on my way out?
>tfw you're born early enough to see genetically engineered baby's become a reality during your lifetime
>tfw you were born too late to join them
JUST.
>>26235369
I never asked for this, fampai.
>>26235369
Im guessing you've seen it, but if you haven't check out Gattaca
>>26235369
>you will one of the last manlets
I wonder how many /pol/-acks are actually shut-in robots or elliots in disguise. Like, the ones who talk about how they want to make a better world for their non-existent wife and kids.
half at least
>>26235074
I was thinking three quarters 8)
/pol/ correctly identifies what the problems in society are, and people on /r9k/ are the some of the victims of these problems
Hardly contradictory for them to overlap, those to adopt more risque ideologies have always been malcontents
Hi uncle anon, I haven't seen you in a long time, as you can see I've grown up
>>26234958
Piss off cunt I'm playing videogames.
>>26234958
Hi niece anonette, yes its been a long time since we've interfaced, as you can see..hi anonette
>>26234958
Before the image loaded I thought she was an amputee
Still would hit it
who /manlet/ here?
>tfw 183cm
kill me senpai
>>26234803
That's 6' you piece of shit.
Shit bait 2bh, 168cm here
Are you the same guy who does the penis troll threads?
>Go to a majority white school.
>still a virgin
>Family is privileged and I hate to admit it; they dislike minorities.
> Been into cheer leading since 8 and now a cheerleader.
>Met black guy on our school's rugby team
>I really like him, he's funny smart and talented.
>Tell parents
>Parents disagree with my decisions...
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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO PEPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Fucking coal burning normie bitch
nobody cares you blacked whore, gtfo
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-defense-women-idUSKCN0VD02K
tl.dr - Now that women are allowed to serve on the front lines, they may be required to register for the draft.
To those not familiar with U.S. law: Our country requires all men to register for Selective Services (drafting / military conscription) at age 18. If the nation is ever drawn into such a desperate conflict that there aren't enough reserved forces to fight, then citizens can be drafted to fight as well. Failure to register with Selective Services can result in incarceration.
So...
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>>26234372
Good. Equal rights means equal responsibilities.
About fucking time
>>26234372
7/10 American young adults can't qualify for military service.
http://time.com/2938158/youth-fail-to-qualify-military-service/
Next they'll probably allow convicted felons to serve.
It's just another symptom of cultural decay.
I hope the happening occurs before Im an old man.
>>26234372
Finally equality is coming to the US.
And why?
a girl in my class that eventually mocked me for being attracted to her.
Princess Toadstool. From watching the Super Mario Bros Super Show every saturday as a kid. I wanted to just kiss her.
now I want to tit fuck her.
A nice boy with a mullet in preschool. Lost my feels when I saw him picking his nose.
>Anon you don't earn enough and it's making me fall out of love with you
>>26234029
>Sorry hon, but you're not an 18 y.o. 10/10 with supple titties, you need to pull your weight also.
Bitch
>I still like you anon. I just don't want to juggle a relationship and the shit going on in my life right now. I'm sorry
>can we still be friends?
i hate my life..
>tfw always nervous because stay at home dad with breadwinning wife
She could cheat on me and I'd never know.
> go to http://www.petittube.com/
> bring something back
A site that generates a random youtube video with 0 views.
Get in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXZuqM7Iu4
> tfw no spic mommy gf
https://youtu.be/1cMu1yQ6TJY
C U T E
First vid I got is one of the things I hate most: dirty barefoot spics, a pregnant hambeast holding one of her hellspawn and standing there like a dumb fucking cow. The vid skipped before I could link it with all my disapproval
You know what, fuck this site. I don't like that it automatically loads vids. Fuck you OP
What viable excuse do you have for not fucking chubby girls, aside from being a tremendous homosexual?
look at those girls turned me into a tremendous homosexual
>>26233902
I have a chubby GF
Its nice
>>26233928
bad taste imo.
theyre objectively better to fuck and have moister and wetter pussies
I legitimately cant see how some men like flat asses flat chests and chicken thighs.