>tfw you fell for the California meme.
>>26249271
care to elaborate regarding said meme?
>>26249376
>Come to Cali bro it's great!
>Everything is expensive as fuck
>Sales tax 9.25%
>EVERYONE is Chad or Stacy
>Too fucking hot
>Too much traffic
>Everyone is mean.
>>26249434
i know that feel. I'm in /916/ people are mean and its fucking hot
Rate my wife and me?
>wife
I've got bad news for you mate
I'm kinda sad i'm going bald at 23.
Hair at the back is really fine but at the frontg is just ... i try and hide it with certain hair style but i really thinking about hair implants
>>26248828
Well as a nu-male, you have just 2 options:
a) used up Stacie with 2 kids
b) 3/10 famale
But hey, one man's trash other man treasure.
>hhkv
>start dating a 6/10 few months ago
>Hold hand achievement unlocked
>Hug achievement unlocked
I want to kiss her but I don't know how to do it , she is pretty shy so she won't do the first step but it's not her first kiss tho ( she got like 7 ex-boyfriend )
>>26248612
>( she got like 7 ex-boyfriend )
Dump her and move on
>dating for a few months
>no kiss
Lmfao enjoy being used as an emotional tampon and never actually fucking her.
King beta
>she is pretty shy
No she just gets the tingles from being dominated
>A NEET, a wagecuck and a 4chan janitor are at a funfair where they come across a shady looking man at a stall.
>He tells the NEET that if he buys a ticket and is able to last five minutes out back with the man's vicious rottweiler, he'll win a thousand dollars. The NEET is no fool though and declines the offer. He then watches his wagecuck friend buy a ticket, then vanish round back with the stall owner. After ten seconds or so he runs out screaming, with his clothes torn, covered in bite marks. The NEET and...
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ok not so bad, robot
>>26248602
Thisis a very good one.
>>26248602
A NEET, a janitor and a wagecuck are on a plane to do a parachute jump. Suddenly there is engine failure. Who survives?
The NEET.
Why?
...
As if a NEET could afford a ticket to a parachute jump.
MRAs are a subculture of incompetent fags who have nothing better to do than troll feminists on the Internet with their misogynistic rage. MRAs like to portray themselves as "rational rugged individualists" bravely standing against big bad gubment, evil feminazis, and religious people, but in reality they are nothing more than frightened and spoiled children. Seeing how the typical MRA you meet on the interwebz is an 18 year old newfag living in his mother's basement this is literally true.
Your typical MRA is white, male, and libertarian. MRAs hold a unique...
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There are three possible fates for the typical MRA. Some MRAs "grow out" of their misogyny, and turn from spiteful bitter losers into just plain losers. Other MRAs are so full of AIDS they even become christfag republicans if it means getting more petty revenge on women. The last group of MRAs still remain atheist and misogynist basement dwellers, and often become morbidly obese and unwashed as a result. This explains the majority of MRA "gurus" like TheAmazingAtheist who completely fail in real life so they rely on the interwebz to stroke their e-dicks.
The...
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why should anyone care what some male feminist faggot thinks? fuck off OP
nice ad hominems, someone is venting some butthurt
What do you find more annoying? Disgusting roastie entitlement or the snivelling white knights who put them on a pedestal?
The former is rageworthy but the betas just make me give up hope, I even see these chucklefucks white knight sluts in comments on porn videos even.
>>26248368
Everyone's disgusting in their own way.
Stay inside and shitpost all day.
If you have friends you're fucking gay.
>>26248368
i dont understand the image
The only reason toasties are so entitled is because of the betas putting them on a pedestal.
Remove the betas and in a single generation you'll see men reaching an even playing field with women.
Robot, do you realize how much happiness you could bring into someone's life, simply by being a below average male?
The amount of sad, lonely, depressed girls out there is staggering. I can personally testify that girls are not all looking for chad. Since, as all red pill experts will tell you, women don't have any interests or hobbies, their only hopes for happiness is to wait for a manic pixie dream boy to come into their life and save them. These poor bitches have nothing. They are nothing. You are something.
Go save a girl, anons.
>things bluepills say
Nigger, not even the fattest, hairiest, most broken tumblr girls would want anything to do with us.
Robots have nothing to offer anyone except their own confusion. Robots are the one's who need saving.
>>26248729
This
it also doesn't help that I don't want to get close to a girl because I know she'll have enough power to hurt me like all the others did, so now I'm avoidant as fuck and I hate myself for it but I can't stop because I feel like it's the only control I have over my life
What's so wrong about wearing mostly black?
>>26247542
Nothing. Next question...
>>26247608
Why do rabbits float but sausage doesn't?
>>26247608
Normies think it indicates negativity.
whats the cutest thing a girl has ever done for you
>>26247384
She looked for me all over school and when she found me she gave me a big Hugh and called my name with this cute happy voice :)
It made me really horny :p otherwise I felt nothing for her :(
>>26247384
Sung me a vocaloid song
No girl has ever been interested enough in me to do cute things.
What does it mean if a girl talks openly about sex with me?
She sees you as one of her girlfriends and feels comfortable enough to talk about it with you. Or she want's you to give her the D. It's really all up to you to decide which one you are.
bumpsadaisu
>>26247163
I actually never thought about it like that. I always thought it means she sees you as a friend, and that you will never fuck her, but I can see the reasoning behind the "she wants you to giver her the D".
>"you will have a better life than the bullies"
looks don't matter
>>26247128
>it get's bettter
> It's important you learn cursive. You'll use it your whole life.
FEBRUARY 4TH 2016
MAKE IT STOP!!!!
>>26246700
Instead of watching time pass and crying about it on a chinese anime forum why not use it to do something positive with yourself?
>>26246700
>MAKE IT STOP!!!!
You can make it stop yourself, you know
thanks OP, these threads always remind me of how my shitty life is getting worse every day
any of you cuntbuckets had a kid before? What happened to your vagina hole? is it just a wreck?
dunno but i want to fall asleep with my dick inside of Caprice.
>that pic
It's like a choose your disease buffet. Left for warts, middle for HIV, right for herpes.
I got back to normal via kegel exercises, although I have some scar tissue in there which I feel like helped me cheat on tightness since it feels bunched up ever so slightly
>talking to a qt
>I like her a lot and she likes me too
>it's been 3-4 weeks of talking without seeing her (I've met her once)
>every time we try to hang out she says she can't because of her parents
>willing to wait but feel like it might never happen
>scared of getting attached because of this
>can't decide if I should just stop talking...
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>>26246452
How far apart do you live? You don't have to hang out at each others houses, if you're fairly local.
>>26246510
Like really close like I drive by her all the time
>>26246538
Then go for a fucking drive together. Go hang out somewhere. Go the park or somewhere quiet.
Why do I keep falling in love with my female friends? It never ends well. As soon as they find out things get awkward and they slowly start breaking contact alltogether.
Happened two times last year, now I'm developing feelings for a friend again. Problem this time is that we couldn't avoid each other if we wanted to, because basically I'm friends with all of her friends (she just moved into town, doesn't know many people).
What should I do? Tell her?
I don't even know what I feel for her yet.
Also, why do I keep making threads on topics nobody seems to care about.
Shameless self-bump.
>female
>friends
this is where you fucked up
These types of normie threads typically do better in /adv/