>Don't worry about it Anon, you'll find someone eventually.
>>26299062
What women say when they want to reject you but not hurt your feelings.
mfw I met a tranny online and now we're edating. You should get an online girlfriend too op, it's awesome. We just Skype and play vidya all day.
I walk outside. Why haven't I bumped into some qt, befriended her and then made her my gf yet? I rely on luck so come on! Fucking fate, man.
>go outside for once
>driving in the car to the train station and see a convoy of teenagers wearing snapbacks and riding hoverboards on the sidewalk
>two have iphones out and one of them is staring at an ipad
>park at the train station
>tunnel to get the ticket booth is covered in anti-rape posters
>get on train
>sit across from three teenagers; 2 gay boys...
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Interesting. Did you not expect bohemians in a train station?
Is this what your room looks like OP? Looks pretty comfy.
>>26299004
>bohemians
That word doesn't mean what you think it means unless you're being ironic.
Does /r9k/ have a car?
>2013 A4 my dad bought me
Outside
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Nah I walk or take public transportation. Its why im skinny because i walk everywhere, which is also the best way to kill time
Bet your car has good speakers though, thats the best thung about cars imo.
Audi A4 2003 here
btw Congratulations from Germany
>newfound burst of confidence
>dance-walking and singing along to a-ha down the street on the way to the store
>smile at the register-girl while the sun always shines on TV is blasting in my headphones
>she smiles back
>dance-walk back home
>instant anxiety attack as the door closes
>never wanna go to that store again for fear they'll laugh at me
thats kind of fucking hilarious
although i empathise completely
Why would you dance in public?
That's extremely retarded of you anon.
>>26298944
I thought it'd be like in the movies where the fun-loving carefree guy dances down the street in his suit and everyone's so impressed at how he's embraced his love of life... or whatever
>valentines day is coming up
REEEEEEEEE
>>26298640
I always wanted to blow my brains out in a crowded restaurant on Valentine's day to traumatize all the happy couples.
Instead I'll probably just overeat until I get sick because food makes me happy,
>>26298670
They wouldn't be traumatized. Thanks to their just-world fallacy they would think you deserved to kill yourself. That is how normies work.
>>26298640
Which means that come February 15th, discounted chocolates will be available in every store nation wide. And I will be going on a shopping spree.
Why weren't you a child prodigy?
>>26298567
I dont fucking know, you tell me.
Tried to play soccer in 2nd grade. Wasn't good at it and my parents never signed me up for anything else.
>>26298567
>You will never scramble up onto the stage while she's performing a solo, pin her down, and start slobbering all over her armpits.
who /drink/ here
being an alcoholic is true robot
im drinking atm
>>26298438
When I drink at a social event I suddenly become a fucking chad
Feels good man
right there with you robit.
drinking 8.5% schlitz. cheap as piss and tastes like it too
hbu?
im mixing percs and wine
i literally just threw up about a bottle of wine and 10 pills
god my stomach feels like shit
pics that describe ur life
>>26298340
I'm fucking retarded and I can't do anything right
>>26298340
me everyday uezs
>>26298340
I don't know what the fuck is going on
Anybody else thinking about fucking off to Asia? We're sitting here debating about whether Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton -- actual tabloid characters from the 90s -- should be """"""""president""""""", meanwhile the Chinese are building mega-cities, ultra-skyscrapers and bullet trains like it was nothing.
>>26298206
We need a race-war to exterminate these uppity chinks/gooks.
Bring them to their knees while we get back on our feet.
>>26298206
mega cities that will collapse within 10 years or with no one living there
>wanting to move to -china- because you are scared of who becomes president in america (not even senate, congress or judiciary, just president)
you are legit retarded
Being transgendered is just a fetish getting out of hand.
You can't EVER be the opposite gender/sex/whatever from the one you were born.
But hey, if having your penis severely mutilated and shoved inside you makes you think you're a woman, then I guess that's your problem and not mine, you attention seeking moron.
If you disagree then I'm sorry but something in your brain is not working correctly.
You all know I'm right.
>>26297978
>You can't EVER be the opposite gender/sex/whatever from the one you were born.
I think transgender is a huge meme but unfortunately science disagrees with you on this point.
>>26298102
OP here. Sure you can get a sex change and take hormones or whatever, but come on dude it's just logic, part of you will always just be thinking "I'm not a fucking woman, I am a man that has been chopped, sewn, whatever to LOOK lile a woman outwardly"
>tfw 23 pounds in bank account
Who else /poorasfuck/? How do you get by?
now here but not rich either
>>26297896
You smug bastard
>>26297874
>pounds
>poor
fuck off and live with us slavs for a while, then we'll talk
Being redpilled sucks; I wish I could go back.
>tfw feel absolutely repulsed when looking at any woman because she's a vapid, boring, self-absorbed, parasitic whore who will bleed you dry
I wish I could believe that good, creative, interesting, virtuous women are out there but I just can't.
so when you become redpilled you see the world in sweeping generalizations?
what an intellectual philosophy for intelligent people.
Are you a good, creative, interesting, virtuous man though, anon?
Good women are out there. They just want a functional human being to date. So it's better for people like myself to pretend these women don't exist.
>be me
>today
>birhtday of the only friend i have
>know him since 2006
>said he wont celebrate his birthday
>log on facebook
>see him and his other friends partying
>log off facebook
>spend the the rest of the evening mastrubaiting and crying
how was your evening /r9k/ ?
Facebook is a device created by the world to further your feelings of depression, isolation, loneliness and jealousy.
>took a kiddy speedball of some Benzedrex and kratom
>feeling pretty tingly and /stim/ed out, while comfy and /opi/ed out
I read on Wikipedia that some kid died from this combination. Must've been a fucking nice death, this feels amazing.
my evening kicked ass? and yours? you too
What do you guys fap to?
I've fapped 6 times today already and it was always to some celebrity qts or glamour models. Porn is boring imo and also I am disgusted by vaginas.
>>26297652
To her
>>26297652
>3D
Please report to the fapping reeducation center.
>>26297652
so you fap to legs?
What are some video games you can play without putting much thought or effort into but still have a good time
>>26296881
Animal Crossing. But it doesn't seem like too many robots play 3ds.
Dynasty Warriors
>>26296881
heroes of the storm
diablo 3
everquest p99