What are we drinking, anons?
>>26302737
Coffee, what is that? White russian?
>>26302737
>Semen on ice
Good choice, senpai
Just got some mikes hard lemonade and playing some GTAV on ps4. planning on getting wasted by myself tonight
Anyone feel that the 00s were kind of like an "updated" version of the late 90s (i.e. awesome) until 2006-2007ish or so, when the Bieber iPhone social media trash garbage shit charmless era started?
People like to say "muh 9/11" and "muh Iraq War" changed everything. Politically, they most certainly did, but pop culturally? Not really, or at least not immediately. I remember a lot of the late 90s things lasting until 2005, well into Dubya's presidency.
Watch a movie like Mean Girls. Came out in 2004, but it could've just...
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Decades are just numbers. Who knew?
>>26302665
well that's just creepy
>>26303535
>creepy
How so?????
Fembots, I know most of you are liberals, but is there anything about the modern world that depresses you?
Is there anything about the past you think you'd prefer?
>>26302144
I'm not a liberal. A lot of things about the modern world depress me but the one thing that hurts me the most is that men today are low testosterone beta boys, I want a man who will be the head of my home, not some weak immature kid.
It's not acceptable/forced to wear dresses and girly clothes everyday. That's pretty much it. Nothing else before 1980 seems appealing to me.
All the past.
>Think girl might be into me
>Turns out she's just extremely friendly to everyone
>>26302072
>Think girl is into me because she's so touchy
>Turns out she's touchy with everyone else
>>26302147
When will we stop suffering?
>>26302072
>>26302147
happened to me so many times, I don't even get sad about it anymore
What is the edgiest thing you have ever done? I guarantee no one in this thread can sincerely beat me
>Jury summons
>Murder case
>Defendant pleads not guilty
>During the case the overwhelming evidence proves his guilt
>Defendant killed a chad who once bullied him in school
>Foreman just says "So I take it we're all agreed on guilty then?" Within 5 seconds of entering the...
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>>26301679
>19 years old
>just discharged from the Marine Corps for a personality disorder
>just discharged from an insane asylum after a three month stay after losing my shit on a couple of people
>just finished recovering enough from surgery that I can walk again
>on more meds than I could count
>the meds are for all the wrong things, they're...
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>>26302421
>dye my hair purple and buy a bunch of weapons
/r9k/ was right yet again!
>>26302500
No shit, no respectable woman would dye their hair. You have to be in a position where you don't have a stable job, a respectable position or any sort of public exposure to do something like that. That only leaves students, NEETs, people in the arts and/or complete social disgraces. It doesn't take a genius to connect those dots.
Who else /bad teeth/ here?
>>26300130
Yellow ass teeth checking in
>>26300130
>chess order
>missing part of the front tooth
>6 or 7 holes I had to fix, probably will be in future because my eating habits are shit
>tfw you have the vampire teeth things
about to make myself some eggs my good lads edition
post niggamusic to go fast to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbU15tvrkLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF_1FBEwtRQ
also who /going fast alone/ here? fuck normalshits, they'd only hate on me because they need methamphetamines to go as fast as me. you need to be slow to fit in with the normies.
nigga i think fast, type fast (120wpm), go fast, etc.
>>26299329
What kind of eggs are you going to make mate?
And what are /britfeel/'s eggs of choice?
I like poached myself.
>>26299366
I do like poached, but I prefer scrambled
Post qt 3.14 girls
then why post a filthy slut meaty female human, op?
3d women can't be cute
only 2d is pure and perfect
3d women are not important
2d is a blessing
>>26298889
>98889
Palyndrome confirms.
2d is superior in every way
>loyal
>loving
>caring
>suits your perfect needs
>literally your soulmate
no love like a waifu love
>>26298926
>palindrome
wtf is a palindrome
Remeber the good old days in high school. Sitting with you friends at lunch time. Eating delecious greasy cafeteria pizza and chicken nuggets to replenish your energy for the day. Laughing with your friends while you take a sip of your refeshing chololate milk?
>>26298678
>implying any robot had a good time in high school
bitch i nearly went columbine on their asses
my time at high school was unbelievably miserable and i never experienced anything remotely like that
>>26298678
>Eating delecious greasy cafeteria pizza and chicken nuggets to replenish your energy for the day
Pizza was every other friday and chicken nuggets were every other tuesday.
>take a sip of your refeshing chololate milk?
All about that strawberry milk, bitch
>tired of being a fat loser
>found some anime training ovas to torrent
>started exercising with hinako for a few weeks
>feeling more fit and lost 2 pounds already
>doing my daily pushups when mom comes in
>sees me laying naked and sweaty on the floor with hinako cheering me on on the tv
>doesn't say a word and leaves
i haven't left my room for a week now
dawg, that shit is for fapping
>>26296737
Man, did you really need to undress when exercising tho?
Whenever I make a noise up here mom always assume I'm fapping, even if I make exercises. I don't give a shit though, and she's tactful not to say anything either. But she's probably a bit disgusted or something because she always get up and leaves the house a few minutes before my alarm goes off in the morning then she comes back home right after I've left.
>a few weeks
>2 pounds
Get a better workout than that anon
Is this school any good? Thinking about going as an international stuent for bio.
My other option is UC Davis, but I'm tired of California.
Rejected from UCL and Imperial.
>>26296654
I am planning on applying for mathematics and philosophy at King's this year. It's one of the top universities in in the UK for philosophy, I don't know about bio but your degree will be well respected. I'd apply.
>>26296654
Kings is decent- got a few friends that study there (engineering). I'm at Warwick and the maths department here is fantastic. Might be worth checking out.
Just go to a University that you actually like. Rankings are hugely bought and paid for and mean virtually nothing to anyone but Students who want to feel smart about attending the X ranked Uni out of Y numbers based off of Z peoples opinions.
The ONLY time what Uni you went to truly matters is when the grading standard in the subject is subject to alterations within the University (For example a Degree in Philosophy from Kings is worth more than a Degree in Philosophy from Westminster). However if you're degree has an objective standard that cannot be altered per Uni...
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raven%27s_Progressive_Matrices
>"A 2007 study provided evidence that individuals with Asperger syndrome, a high-functioning autism spectrum disorder, score higher than other individuals on Raven's tests"
It all makes sense phamalam
So it's not an iq test but an autism test. Huh.
Welp, guess I'm not autistic. I have no damn clue what it is.
>>26296216
2
always subtract one line diagonally
>tired, didn't go out and party last night
>tfw Chad ended up fucking gf
Convince me not to take her back robots. It hurts.
>>26294051
only people who are pathetic take their partner back after they betray their trust.
if you take her back, everyone will view you as pathetic. she fucked up, drunk or not, she shouldnt have done what she did.
dont be a fag.
-If she cheats on you, she will again.
-does she want you back?
-do you want to be in a relationship with someone you can't trust? No.
Don't do it anon.
>>26294074
>>26294171
Gfs don't grow on trees for me I honestly think this is my only shot
What is the coolest mental illness to have, /r9k/?
>>26269823
depression
everyone and their fucking mums are depressed
nowadays
>hi im 14 and feel sad sometimes quite a lot so i am depressed my cousin told me but im not going to do drugs for it because i am strong
Damn mental illnesses are so cool it means I get to be deep without actually having to develop a personality so cool
Schizophrenia
At least that's what the voices in my head tell me
femanon here
literally anything under 8 inches is pathetic
even if i believed you i simply wouldn't care. it says a lot more about you and the failure of society and feminism than it does about me and my penis.
>>26303571
don't believe me. I'm just saying, you'll never be able to please a girl.
>>26303666
6.5" here, I please every girl.