Every time you post you comferm you are not a robot
>babby's first meta-joke
>>26216664
This post is guaranteed to upset someone.
>tfw I cross my fingers everytime
Where are you on the /r9k/ poster compass?
Pic related is apparently the "old one" but who gives a shit
NatR9K
somewhere between patriarchy and nwo
>>26216662
Edgy normie - the rarest normie of all
REEEEEEEEEE GO AWAY BRENDAN YOU NORMIE
>>26216319
No. Never.
Make me.
>be me
>be 13
>like h3h3
>shit
High school is shit, but it's only a short time of your life. Don't do anything you would ever regret. It gets better... once you realize what the world actually is... and don't listen to these people in their mother's basements...
If you continue with this negative mindset, constantly reaffirming your faults and weaknesses, looking at yourself through negative lens, you will never get better.
Continue browsing r9k. I know it's difficult when you have no one else. But stop telling yourself you're not good enough or never will be. Because then it becomes a reality. Life won't just magically get better. It probably sucks for most of us. But we can't keep going like this.
Talk to me. About anything.
>>26216261
How do we slay the dragon? How do we conquer the lower self?
>>26216328
I wouldn't know anon. We're all put in different chambers, with different stats and equipment.
What can you utilize to find success?
>>26216261
How do i force myself or train myself to think I'm going to succeed and im a great person and im going to make it? Sorry about the bad sentence formatting. Anyway, everytime i try to think happy thoughts and change up my though process i cant consciously keep positive thought constantly. Like i will try it and maybe forget 5 minutes later and seep into negative thinking without realizing it. Sometimes i can do it for an hour or do it sporadicaly over a week but i have never been able to change my mindset to...
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I haven't even been on a date in over 5 years (closer to six).
I'm ugly. I know it. I lift weights, but because I'ma a fucking Sami, I have narrow shoulders and a wiry build so I'll never be bulking but will be stronger than I look.
(5'11" manlet, too)
I care for my elderly parents. One has Alzheimer's and the other is bed-bound and pisses into a bag.
It's full time for me yet I have to make money writing erotica. (I won't touch their retirement/pensions for anything but their bills and needs.)
If...
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>>26216256
>5'11"
>calling yourself a manlet
You're going to make some enemies using those words, anon.
>>26216256
>5'11" manlet
>5'11"
>manletREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I get made fun of by peers for this.
Fuck your peers, nigga. They ain't worth shit.
You're alright OP, don't let the crabs of this world drag you back into the bucket.
>>26216256
>not doing GOMAD
>not eating 4000 calories a day
>thinking 5'11" is Manlet
Nigger there's so much hope for you, open your fucking eyes
>Go to McDonalds
>walk to the ordering area very slowly, almost tip toeing
>don't make eye contact with any workers
>stop as soon as I can read the menu
>still almost 10 yards away from the cashier
>I just don't know what I want yet, I'm not ready to order
>oh no, a worker has spotted me
>she stops what she's...
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Yes, all time. I stand there and decide what I want. If anyone comes in I tell them to go ahead in front of me.
This a type of autism never before been witnessed.
>>26216035
I go on the McDonald's website and view the menu there and decide what I want
I always know what I want before I enter the restaurant
What are we doing here?
>>26215958
wasting time.
Talking about our hatred towards productive members of society.And wallowing in self pity.
Mostly shitposting.
Got a few bait threads going on at the moment.
>tfw no daddy bf to treat you like a toddler 24/7
>>26215880
Daddy told you to stop posting these threads kitty
>Tfw no momy gf to mommy my 24/7 and reward me with milky mamories
>>26215934
>being a male sub
Will you tell your kids about 4chan someday?
>>26215868
What kids?
I mean, do you even think we would have kids?
>implying
If I have a kid, he's probably be an adopted Asian boy. I suppose I would tell him about it but pass it off as like a legendary website. This site probably won't exist in twenty years time.
>>26215868
>implying anyone on r9k is going to have offspring
You do know what board you're on don't you?
>"You always look so depressed anon, is everything OK?...Oh, well you want some of my sour tart?? Its really good, have a taste!"
>>26215831
Oh man, people sayI always look angry or sad all the time.
Went out to eat last week and the server probably thought I was depressed or something cause he kept patting me on the back.
>>26215831
Your rib cage sticks out more than your tits.
What the fuck is sour tart? Also what the fuck is that thing? I thought Hitler didn't starve the blondes.
Ask a guy with Hodgkins Lymphoma and that's about to finish chemotherapy tomorrow anything.
>>26215760
OP, why do you have to be so cancerous?You're going to be fine, it's not coming back right?
I just dropped a razor blade somewhere my room, where is it
>>26215782
Most likely not, there was already a 95% chance I was going to be cured. It's not the cancer it self that sucks, it's the chemo man. totally fucks you up
What are some Robot sports?
>inb4 chess
golf, tennis, archery, badminton, paint ball
>>26215754
Rock climbing
Any form of martial arts
>>26215754
paintball is not a robot sport, full of children and wanna be COD douche bags. Unless a robot is shooting shit in his bad yard with a paintball gun its not for Robots
How big are your dicks, familia?
solid 6"
can't complain, but I wish it was bigger
>>26215724
6 even, fits snug in a paper towel roll.
I cringe when I think about that.
But it still feels so... small to me
7 inches erect, 9 when bitten by a fire ant
I can feel it, she's going to come tomorrow. I NEED her to come tomorrow.
Should I clean up my room a bit?
>>26215534
it's nt thursday yo silly cunt
>>26215534
She's not coming
>this qt3.14 enters your room unexpectedly
wat do
If cunts on here don't consider blowjobs sex, how come they can't do us a favor and give us the succ?
>>26215353
It's not that they don't want to have sex with you. More so they don't want to be near you, let alone touch you.
>>26215415
they don't have to tuch, just succ :^)
>Girls would rather lick Chad's shit off the floor, than even be near you