>tfw no French lolita gf
Alizee <3
>>26224366
It hurts, anon
(how can this not be original?)
>>26224290
Where can i get a French gf ?
Any females wanna be my internet gf
I'm a really sweet guy n I'll be the best bf ever
>>26224259
What's the point of having an internet gf/bf?
>>26224420
Getting your cock sucked
>>26224259
You sound like a cuck desu senpai
Why do women always just stop the texting or message chain abruptly?
Do they do the same thing with Chad or just mere mortal and robots?
Probably because something came up IRL, because they had to drive, because they fell asleep, or something along those lines.
They wanna make you start the conversation again. Gives them power
>>26224312
first you get that money then you get that power!!!
Can we get a woman hate thread
>dating woman ever
>implying they just wont leave you whenever they perceive another guy as better than you
>giving your loyalty and lover to a creature that is incapable of giving both those things back to you
>after the age of 30 they become ugly and fat
>Bitch at work asks me to put the first 3 star wars movies on to a USB since lol she's such a nerd
>do it since i have it downloaded
>asks me to make me a CD when I gave it back to her
>my face as I told her to fuck offOkay, I didn't tell her to fuck off, I said I'm not doing it because this is how people get used.
>>26224136
maker her a CD*
>>26224097
Fuck her. What has she done other than be a financial leech and a sex toy?
>write long winded post to explain a phenomenon to some tardbot
>realize it won't matter and you all willfully choose to be retarded
>you'll never stop until someone smashes in your temples with a claw-hammer
Bunch of niggers.
Wow looks like you got BTFO and decided to make this thread
>>26224075
I didn't even post it.
I looked at OP's post again, deleted what I wrote, and exited the thread.
I know that feel OP.
I mainly lurk this site, lurked it since it began.
A number of times I've written well thought out replies only to think "fuck-it, these dicks will still be retarded anyway"
>Have to use a hex editor to post sinks
Since when was this implemented? I just want to admire sinks.
Cunts. All of you.
I don't get it mate
aww fuck, i just realised...
Why are Western women so eager to discuss rape all the time nowadays?
I'm almost 30 years old and when I was 18, I don't remember it being that big a topic...?
>>26223914
Because they feel there's a rape culture in America, where people often don't believe women who are raped when they go to police.
It's funny because /r9k/ has the exact opposite ideology, believing that women get away with lying about rape too easily
Everyone thinks they're a victim
>>26223914
it's their most common fetish so no wonder they're eager to talk about it
rape hysteria gives western feminists a cause to justify their existence
>"The Hat Man is a shadow person that has been reported all over the world. The entity is usually described as a tall shadow man dressed in a long black trench coat and wearing a wide brimmed hat or a fedora. He is distinctively male and witnesses say that he has no face or a shadowy blurred face. Most shadow entities are usually seen for a moment or two before disappearing, but the Hat Man seems to be different often staying for a prolonged period of time and sometimes he even touches, chokes or assaults his victims"
>>26223845
Fdamn why did they do this? is this new?
>>26224341
its a paranormal phenomena apprently some people see it at night before sleep
>>26224341
The Hatman is a /del/ thing, it has absolutely nothing to do with fedoras and OP is just memeing.
I want to find out who is the most pathetic robot on /r9k/. I will start.
I am 26-years-old and I'm addicted to over-the-counter nasal decongestants. There are a couple pharmacies that know my face and refuse to sell to me. My girlfriend of three years left me because of my addiction.
20
last had friends in 2006
havent ever had a conversation with a girl
go to college so i can get student loans and avoid being a NEET
somehow still a virgin with no friends after 3 years at college
all i basically do is study so i can get an ok job in academia
why do they refuse to sell you nasal decongestants..? how did the ban come around?
how did they figure out you where abusing that shit and why do they think it's a big deal?
jesus can you even breathe if you stop taking them?
>finally get gf
>no ass
>looks meh
>hundreds and hundreds of fine wommen on campus wearing yoga pants with their asses bursting out the seams
This is hell
well break up with her then...
>>26223623
The worst part is that i actually care about her
I was just thinking today the worst thing a girl can have is no ass and/or narrow hips.
Ok guys, so i got this girl
>red haired
>FLAT
>likes books like me
>kinda moody?
>very similar to me in a lot of things, we share many tastes
>not a virgin
>not a virgin at all
>seems to fall in love too easily
etc etc
and i think i have a good chance to make her my gf. But my question is, should i?
>>26223574
there are two women
-the woman who loves money and sex
-the woman who loves sex and money
there are two men
-the men who love to try to be noticed by women
-the men who are not devoted to other people
OP, you know that you live to try to please the few girls who notice you. accept what you are. provide for her, eat her pussy, give her orgasms. Do not try to be what you are not.
>>26223574
>likes books like me
be careful about this one
"liking books" is not the same as "liking music" for girls
ie, they will listen to music all day but tell you "yeah i like to read but i haven't opened up a book in sooooo long LoL"
How about you make your own fucking decision? If you really wanted to be her bf would you really need our approval? You obviously don't care, let her go.
Have you ever witnessed a woman who appreciated that her partner is educated and has a well paying job? Surely they all don't transform into cheating housewives.
>>26223511
>them guys on the left panels
Lel, are there really people this deluded?
>educated
>well paying job
The woman is more likely to be faithful if the man is tall and good looking. You think money changes anything except the amount of shit the woman buys? How are people this uninformed in 2016.
>>26223544
Yes, literally every college student with non-chad looks.
>if you didn't play twister with girls when you were younger you are probably still a virgin
They're doing it wrong.
You can't just lie on the mat!
>>26223445
But I did play twister with girls
>>26223454
So much frickin this
Can you imagine being a pretty girl?
All that attention you would get?
It has to be annoying in some point. It even makes sense to be cynical about relationship and boys.
No
Im butt ugly
>>26223415
>implying i'm not one
git gud at life
>>26223415
I'm a social retard. Attention would just increase my stress level.
Alright r9k I need your help
I've been talking to this girl and asked her if she wanted to see deadpool when it comes out which I'm happy she said yes to.
Now here comes the autism, when I see her around school (both seniors) do I ask for a hug or do I just do it. I don't want to fuck up this chance at a qt but I'm also scared if I don't initiate a little physical contact she'll friendzone my ugly ass.
Pic unrelated.
>>26223411
kiss her on a cheek
that's how we greet female friendsin eastern Europe atleast
same for goodbye
it's the closeset i've been with girls tho
but thats always something i guess
Nigger don't just straight out hug her next time you see her ......... High levels of atusim here senpai
Give her a high five. girls like it when they are treated as friends.