>tfw talked a bit with a qtp2t3.14 after class
confirmed for gonna make it
>>26225841
That guarantees nothing.
>>26225841
>don't know if she likes me
>tfw waking up to her drunken texts
confirmed for gonna make it
Make what? The bombs that you are going to use when you go postal?
All of your ancestors managed to put their willy into the poop launcher. Yet you don't.
>>26225778
>All of your ancestors managed
How do you know? Were you there?
Prove it, or take your assumptions elsewhere.
There are tons of lines that didn't reproduce, one more wont matter.
>>26225778
My ancestors probably fucked mares and bitches before being forced to marry some human slut.
sauce or name pls? major bump
lol she's such a nerd
Potochopperooni.com
Wow
Need
>want to get to know a cute girl in my class with a Fallout bag, maybe date her if we seem compatible
>overcome my shyness to chat with her before class outside of class
>talk about the class, our majors, what we're interested in academically
>I ended up just basically asking a question, getting her response, and answer my own question
>she never really tried to move the conversation forward and kept turning away as if...
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>>26225603
you're a video game moron. What did you think would happen? No one likes people like you
Disregard >>26225657
She probably just had somewhere to be, and wasn't interested exactly then in having a big conversation. Judge how she acts when you talk to her next, bring up the bag or something. If you didn't sperg you didn't sperg, keep going.
>>26225603
>fallout bag
Sorry bro but Fallout is for normies now you tried to engage with a Stacy so no wonder she shot you down
>hey anon. there's no room, is it alright if i sit here on your lap, just don't get a boner or anything ok?
>tfw merciless fapping gave me ED and I wont get a boner even when aroused
all yours bb
>tfw this actually happened to me once while I was in school
was the closest my benis has ever gotten to a vagina 2bh, I wish I wasn't a sperglord and realised that she wanted the dick
>>26225420
>tfw European and can bang all sorts of teen pussy amerifats can only dream about
>tfw have had 2 "underaged" gfs and have made out with more
Life is good sometimes.
How would NEET boys and girls support each other?
>>26225279
>girls
>support anyone
KMAO (kek'n my ass off)
Having a beautiful kind and caring woman in my life (that isn't my mum) would actually motivate me to get a job.
>>26225279
The government should pay us a "Living Wage" because life with autism is a legitimate disability.
Then, robots can be free to start beautiful families with each other and free to support whatever makes them happy.
The government doesn't have to officially know of any supplemental income they accrue thru artistic talent, writing, game dev. They just need the normies to hook them up phat and have their back no matter what and help them encouragement to be whoever they wanna be
Mush mush wagie. Don't you know your real job is to support your NEET superiors? Keep cucking it hard for Mr. Shekelsbergstein (I'll have some of his taxes too.) YOUR labor, YOUR tax dollars and YOUR sweat blood and tears have no point other than to allow us NEETs the leisure of having the time to challenge the prevailing theories of our time, eat tendies, and produce actually thoughts and ideas.
You could never aspire to such a thing. The NEET life would be wasted on you. Like an when the swollen brood queen is struck dead, you would simply wander witless....
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>>26225206
Thisand more mush with chop.
Hello sir! How would you like your sandwich today?
>>26225835
made with fresh wagecuck tears.
>gay as fuck for my college
>he keeps talking about his wife
>>26225175
>gay as fuck for my college
How does it feel to have an abstract attraction to buildings?
First they allowed gay marriage now this
similar feels
the technology institute i wanted to dick started going out with this ex-polytechnic from a different county
>tfw you've hit the stage in life where women wont give you the time of day unless you've obtained a specific list of life goals
Hitting 30 sucks.
don't worry, most of them will end up miserable because they will either be chasing after the 10% of chads who are successful, or, they will have to end up settling just to not be alone
in both cases they end up bitter and miserable. chase after chads? enjoy being side bitch #53. settle for someone? enjoy thinking about how you could have done better and end up getting divorced.
>33
>NEET
>Live with mom
>Don't pay rent
>No savings
>No car
>No qualifications or career prospects
>Skinnyfat lanklet
>Acne
>Can't grow facial hair
Even if I was Chad I wouldn't be looking for women my own age though
>20
>all my competitors:
>can drive
>have had multiple relationships by now
>started dating years ago
>are not virgins
>have had several jobs
>have country wide networks of friends
>have at least several hobbies
>can usually play some instrument or are good at some sport
So, get this. I had just finished the next chapter of my novel, "The Unbearable Cuckness of Wagies." My phone rings, it's some wagecuck's girlfriend, right? So I go over there. I guess he had to get a second job, if you can imagine that.
Now, she only calls when her boyfriend is working. So I go over there. A minute later, we're having sex. And, I mean, it's getting pretty pornographic. Really filthy. We're in every position, sheets are soaked. She keeps on wanting it rougher and rougher. After like, 45 minutes, I'm about to nut....
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What a great comedian. Oh god the level of cuckness is over 9000. Let the wagietears flow my man.
>>26225014
I just want you, the guy who constantly makes NEET posts all day everyday, that I really appreciate your stuff.
I mean, I'm a wagie, and I tell you how much I appreciate you mocking me, what a cuck I am, right? I guess I'll never learn
t. Part-time wagie.
>>26225087
>part time
Ah, yes, the worst sort of wagecuck. No wonder you're so hurt, mad and upset by my posts
>hurt
>mad
>upset
>NEET comes into the surgery
>His boredom has reached unprecedented levels
>The Anti-depressants helped with the depression, but not the boredom
>He wants me to give him something to do with his life
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
kek wagecucks so mad at wagecuck wednesday.
I wish I had a doctor like that
>>26224931
thank you, doc
Hey there, wagie. You know what's great? Being able to do things at the pace and time you set for yourself. Take me for example. I get up when I am no longer tired. I go to bed when I am. You know when I eat? When I'm hungry. I am never tired, or overly hungry, or stressed.
If the mood strikes me to pen the next great American novel, I go work on it. And when I start running dry, something else calls to me; maybe it's working on my 5th string quartet. Maybe it's gaining a deeper understanding of theoretical physics.
It's so bizarre to me...
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>living your life at the mercy of someone else's generosity
no ty
>>26224848
I know, right? I will never understand how the wagies can bear it.
>>26224816
making enough money to support myself , my own place , big savings.
Having a nest egg for the future and doing something that has meaning in my life and not being a cucked NEET waiting for christmas to get money.
Plowing girls weekly .
Damn being a wage cuck sucks
Daily reminder
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>>26224649
what a fucking cunt
why would you have kids if you know they'll come out looking all fucked up? why would you torture innocent kids like that?
bastard should be castrated
>>26224674
Hitler would have stopped this.
>>26224649
Adorable peoplle. Beautiful spirits
>tfw Tulpa has been ignoring me the past 2 days
>tfw tulpa is seeing someone else
>>26224637
>tulpa
haha,nice meme friend,mind if i save it?
>>26224637
>>>/schizophrenia/
original
Who /mischief/ here?
>kiss normie boyfriend
>do the butt sex with normie boyfriend
>he makes big cums
Mfw stupid faggot doesn't even realize i'm straight
>>26224466
lmao, I hope you ridicule him like the faggot he is
>poo on the floor
>blame the dog
>poo on the floor
>blame maid