Anyone here ever cheat on a partner, or sleep with someone in a committed relationship? I just wanna get my feels out.
I feel lame because I have the opportunity to fuck a woman that is totally my type, but she's in a committed relationship. She said straight up that she would cheat without a second though to be with me, but I turned it down. I still feel bad though because I seriously considered it and still want to. I'm just angry with myself that I would even consider it, and angry that I still want to. I mean I'm already starved for affection let alone...
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talk with her. a lot ofnormiesare essentially in open relationships, although they're not the #polyamorous of okcupid.
you're not going to TRICK her into having sex with you. she's a person with thoughts and feelings. without being too blunt, say that you're sort of uncomfortable about it.
To answer your question though, yes, i have. he knew and went off to the general orgy while I stayed over their apartment to get acquainted
Do it, its not such a big deal. Just be smart about it
Hope Norman kicks your ass desu
is goldfish a /r9k/ robo approved food along with tendies and sardines? I make mommy buy them for me and theyre gr8.
>>26232617
>eating goldfish
is this a euro thing?
>>26232617
the snack that smiles back! goldfish! :^)
>>26233268
> the snack that smiles back!
> back
Robots don't smile
*yawwwn* didn't see ya there, wagecuck. I've just finished making some homemade eggplant lasagna, all from scratch. You see, because I am an actual man who dictates my own actions, I have time to learn things like fine cooking and to actually do it. And I only use the most natural, freshest ingredients. In fact, many come from my owner personal garden, which I also take care of because I have the time and inclination. I also use my own feces as fertilizer, since I am not a slave to the Jews and buy fertilizer, since it is literally cow shit.
>>26232579
>claims to enjoy life and being fulfilled
>posts on /r9k/
>>26232579
Too bad eggplants are for fags lol
>>26232613
Why? What is wrong about educating others and awareness? NEETS post as a way of community service if you will
>Have to give a demonstrative speech for my public speaking course
>Not particularly good at anything
WHAT DO I DO
>>26232550
Present a speech called "How to Post on 4Chan."
I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU
>>26232550
I've taken the same class. I did How to dress for a job interview. Many of the kids in class weren't good at anything in particular. They did stuff like How to make a spaghetti dinner (being on 4chan, this should be your pick), how to change a tire, how to bake a bread.
A popular one was how to make a few mixed drinks like a pro, and I liked how to retouch a photo to look sexy af, but you need to be funny and know both these subjects to make it work.
Probably the worst one was How to paint...
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>>26232550
"how to shitpost"
Then you come on /r9k/ and make a troll thread about roasties.
>tell my friend that i'll write stories for her while she's travelling, and she doesn't have to write back or even read them
>she doesn't say anything while she's gone
>messages me today "hey, i really liked your stories. want to hang out before i head out to school? we can go to a cafe or anything"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>anything
how do i not fuck this up
i always fuck...
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>>26232450
>tell my friend that i'll write stories for her while she's travelling, and she doesn't have to write back or even read them
You sound like even more of a beta cuck than me
>>26232518
more of a writing challenge for myself
I don't know what to do and i can't break this girls heart
>mornin' anon! :3
who the fuck are you.
and what the fuck are you doing in my house.
ayyy gurl. U got nice teef.
>>26232434
post her nudes. now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>be black girl living in japan
>attracted to top-tier pretty boy looking japanese and korean men only
>only middle easterners and europeans hit on me
>japanese men ignore me except for really old perverted ones
>the pretty ones act afraid of me or repulsed
How do I live? I'm a 25 year old virgin and I feel like a fucking failure.
>>26232333
>being negress
>in Japan
>expecting success in the penis department
>>26232333
Be attractive or lower your standards.
Well considering Japan is so unfriendly to outsiders that it even makes Japanese men feel like failures I suggest you get the fuck out of Japan and stop pretending you can live in an anime and be a ninja warrior.
Hello brothers!
PRAISE KEK!
Daily reminder that kek will rid the world of the kebabs. Come worship him with me!
Bless you and praise kek!
ALL PRAISE BE TO KEK BRINGER OF CHAOS, DESTROYER OF NORMIES
>>26232215
AH MY FELLOW BROTHER! THANK YOU FOR YOUR BLESSING TO OUR LORD! HOW HAS HE TOUCHED YOU TODAY?
TOPKEK PRAISE HIM!
Just get it on with already.
>paid for my girlfriend to go to med school
>mutual acquaintance of ours who doesn't know we're dating let it slip to me that my girlfriend's been boffing a doc
Well, r9k, you were right. All women really are whores who will fuck Chad behind your back regardless of how much you've done for them.
>>26232155
>paying for somebody else to go to MED school
jesus christ i hope this is bait.
>>26232438
>>26232155
if not bait you must be loaded as fuck to pay for that shit so just go throw some money around and get more pussy why are you crying to us
>>26232463
I make about $84K a year. Not loaded by any means but I do Ok.
Just got my first vape robots.
Pic related. Did I do well?
nice fedora m9
>>26231833
what dose it do ?
>>26231870
Dose? You mean like power? I think it's 75 watts.
If you're asking about the juice, it's 3mg.
Ah, hello wagie. I've just finished making some homemade lasagna, all from scratch. You see, because I am an actual man who dictates my own actions, I have time to learn things like fine cooking and to actually do it. And I only use the most natural, freshest ingredients. In fact, many come from my owner personal garden, which I also take care of because I have the time and inclination.
So, what's it for you tonight? Frozen pizza, huh? Bummer. I'd invite you, but I don't like my home is on your hour long (unpaid) commute route.
>unpaid
Anyway,...
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I know this is bait, but I actually did that last week.
Not a neet though, but uni student (who study at home)
I, for one, welcome our neet overlords.
>>26231718
>people who work can't cook or garden
You must be really fucking useless if you need to be unemployed to achieve such basic tasks.
What is the difference between a savings and checking account? Which one should I open?
>>26231696
Are you literally 12?
Why am I not surprised at this comment's unoriginality
>>26231696
Check is for spending, savings is for saving.
Let's play "Why the fuck was this posted here?"
Things that a man can say honestly, but a woman can't.
I am a gamer boy
I can't get laid
I think about big black cocks all the time
>using OKCupid looking for a gf
>browsing a qt girls profile
>scroll down to "6 things I can never live without"
>she wrote: "family, my rock collection, the Internet, vidya, my cat and the (you)s"
S-should I go for this girl? She's a 6/10. Can I use memes to win her over?
Why not dude. What do you have to lose? I'm mean your already on this fucking cancerous depression board right? Hell, even if it doesn't work out you'll have a fun story to tell us!
Totally, start with your top memes that is relatable to everyone, but dont over it
>>26231224
Don't worry. No less than 50 other man have already beat you too it. She'll never have time to reply to you due to the never-ending amount of messages she gets, despite being a 6/10.
Who here ate too many tins of /deenz/ and is now /toosmart4friends/?
I was a normie who wanted to see what it was like to be a worthless neet virgin like the rest of you so I had a tin of deenz. I had another. And another. I've eaten 36 tins in the last 2 weeks.
My friends and gf all left me. They said I've changed. The only thing that's changed is my IQ level but they just don't understand.
>>26231210
Forgot to mention I got fired from work because too many people complained about me eating sardines in the cafeteria.
I blamed the smell on the roasties and was fired on the spot.
>>26231210
I want to get in on this maymay what brand of deenz do you recommend?
>>26231254
i keep seeing this gif, where is it from?