Post pics of the hottest girl you've fucked and then say her biggest flaw
>terrible at giving head
I literally cannot participate in this thread.
>>29781026
>Just visualize the hand of a white male. It is mine.
>biggest flaw is that it isnt a girl
>>29781026
Nice camera brother, I'm sure you took that photo. Poor bait, I hope these mindless fucks don't bump it to infinity.
I'm so lonely guys
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iFx-5PGLgb4
fuckin same bro. I don't know what to do
It's not all that bad being like this all the time of every day...
I didnt want this feel, the last time i talked to a female that wasnt my family or serving me has been 4 years.
So i just came back from the store with my grandmother, and the bagging person took really long to do her job and i was wondering, should i have helped her load the groceries into the bags?
Also post your Super-Market escapades.
>>29780965
Guess it's another thread down the drain.
>>29781414
Heres a bumparoo
And no, make the wagies work
>>29780965
You're not getting paid to bag groceries. It's the store's responsibility to have competent employees. Help if you want, but it's not something you "should" do.
Do women even realize that we're still people? I've noticed something that binds together people like us are our introverted tendencies, not that we're dumb, or not funny, or even fat. Because fatties can still get some chicks. But what we're all lacking is the simple ability to talk, I've known guys who were absolute idiots with no redeeming qualities get 10/10s just because they can talk, but If you can't then you might as well not even exist. Even if you're handsome that only takes you so far
Not true. I got a gf not long ago and I barely did any talking. I just stared deep into her eyes and watched her talk, sing, dance, make faces, do all kinds of shit to keep my gaze on her.
She dumped me cause I'm a pathetic faggot. I think that's the main issue with people like us. It's not height or weight or charisma or dick size. Most of us are pathetic to the core.
It's a little bit more complicated than that. I'm an extreme introvert. I prefer to be completely alone and have no interest in relationships really. I tested out as an INFP online. I think my loner tendencies stem from social anxiety and depression issues as well as a general apathy towards relationships. I can talk to people (I do it all the time as a worker in retail). Talking to strangers isn't a big deal to me. The problem is that I am a bit more neurotic and anxious than the average person and others (normies) may not totally understand that. Women expect...
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>>29781029
>Dumped you
exactly man, you couldn't hold on. Even with all the stuff you listed it still wasn't enough, all your skills and hobbies could be taken away, but if you could just talk well maybe you could have held on
JUST FUCK MY DIET UP FAMPAI
Mcgriddles are the shit
>be Canadian
>have access to premium 100% uncut raw maple syrup
>buy McGriddles and take them home and drench them in it
>>29780955
>TFW dieting and reading that sentence made my stomach growl like a whale mating call.
Fuck you, but at the same time I love you.
>>29780955
Yo man... you get that syrup from michel?
Hook me up wit a gallon, son. Imma get back to you on it my pancakes dry as shit man.
When you try your best, but you d0n't succeed.
>>29780858
When you get what you want but not you need
>>29781025
But if you try sometimes...
When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep
Am I good looking enough to attract a proper Chad, like the ones that post here?
You can do whatever you set your mind to Taylor.
>>29780831
>tfw replying to a low effort shitpost
>>29780831
masculine jawline
large than average forehead
possibly fat arms, indicating fat genetics
quirky cheeks
looking for chad
that's -6 for you
4/10, would not bang
i work at a casino
been working in the casino since i was 16
(24 now)
ask me anything
or nothing
i don't know
im just drunk and bored and want attention
here's a bigger picture because the last picture could only be seen by an ant
i'll bummp once and then call it a night.
fuckc ill tell you how many different girls ive had sex with
im bored
AND DRUNK
just fuck me up
please im fucking lonely
What was your upbringing like? Do you miss family life? Do you still live in it and wish you were out?
Second oldest of five boys and one girl who came after me.
About a year and a half split between my older brother, me and her. Then twins about three years later and one more a couple after them.
Life was pretty much tribal. My sister and older pretty much stuck together. When we got older there was a large enough age difference that sticking together made life much easier. We would physically fight if we had problems with each other and we were consistently competitive.
Father left when I was a month old.
Mom was a cokehead who had a breakdown and left me and half-brother when I was 7.
Half-Brother is a Drug Dealing thug that went to live with his dad when mom had that mental breakdown.
I went to live with my Grandfather in his apartment from then on.
I don't miss it, but I do miss it before it fell apart.
>>29780682
yes
yhis commant totely orijinal
>>29780682
>TFW only child
j-t-t origjnal
>gf of 2 years breaks up with me because I'm not christian
>week later
>still not over it, patheticaly trying to get her back,
>she acts like im terrible and hates my guts
ITS BETTER TO HAVE NEVER LOVED THAN TO LOVE AND LOSE HOLY SHIT THIS IS HORRIBLE
>>29780673
Fuck u norm shit LOL
>>29780673
>>gf of 2 years breaks up with me because I'm not christian
Kill yourself my dude.
>>29780673
I have learned how to deal with this after my GF broke up with me last year. I really loved her
The only way to deal with a girl breaking up with you is to literally pretend as if you do not give a single miniscule fuck.
Just do not text her or contact her and do your best to act normally, even though you are literally dying inside.
Women cannot stand it when they are not showered with attention or when they are viewed as insignificant, so pretending as if you literally do not care she broke...
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Is it even possible to get a gf as a NEET basement dweller?
Maybe if you play World of Warcraft.
>>29780665
Technically yes. But practically no.
Watch anime. Eventually a petite virgin qt will knock at your door wanting you.
>enjoys baiting newfags
>posting old screencaps and old bait and it still works like a charm
>posts Lena from last year
>she's the ultimate test for me to find summerfags and newfags on /r9k/
>cannot look her up since moe and desu went down
>always find a way to make her snide face relevant to a thread
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>muh old memes
Fuck off retard.
>>29780680
>a year being old
>being this new
fuck off you failed normie scum shitlord supreme
>where did Doj go?
who the fuck cares? hopefully he ended it
>yfw you hear a phone camera shutter behind you in class
>>29780600
Thank you for visiting /r9k/. This board is primarily targeted towards individuals who distance themselves from neurotypicals. To that end, we regret to ask that you leave.
>>29780753
>we
Fuck off
Etsubatsu
>>29780753
Are you okay anon? You seem troubled
>>/SDG/ - SMALL DICK GENERAL
>moral support for anons with less than average to average penis sizes (nothing above "6x5"
>penis enlargement methods, success, and horror stories
>PE product reviews
>>>RULES
>please do not post a picture of your dick without a spoiler
>please do not post about how big your dick is, go to /soc/ and brag...
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I'm 90% sure my overmasturbation as a pre-teenager up until now has had a serious effect on my penile health, but unfortunately it may be too late for me.
I recently bought a bathmate - and just figured out how to use it properly unfortunately I can't give any real reviews on the product yet as I haven't used it according to the specifications (it is very time intensive a full session takes about an hour of your time)
i dont understand the measurent 6x5
6 what?
5 what?
am i retarded
I'm 1 inch here
Who here /dieting/?
Pls anons, I need motivation and the comfort of knowing other robots are also trying to lose weight because they are overweight gluttons.
hi anon
I don't eat more than one meal a day of either chicken and rice or a bowl of oatmeal. I became really sad when I saw how flawless all these models on instagram were and I decided to starve myself and use diet pills and diet fad detox teas and in general waste a lot of money on nothing. I'd do a bunch of homework outs because the gym is too scary. And everything was going great until people at work were commenting that I was too thin and bony and it made me really sad because I just wanted to look good so people would actually like me and shit but people...
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>>29780686
Thanks, also can you redpill me on oatmeal? Should I start eating it for breakfast? I've heard it's healthy but you can't add anything to it, like you just have to eat plain oatmeal and that's it. You can't like put sugar or anything in it, but I have heard oatmeal is pretty healthy, right?
>>29780549
Trying to gain weight but it's not working.