>tfw everyone here but me are actually normies pretending to be virgins
I didn't choose to be a balding low test autist you FUCKING NORMIES
>>26247119
>24
>virgin
>bald
>skinny
>can't grow a proper beard
>can't talk to strangers, even in the most everyday situations
Come at me breh
testing lol
>>26247155
Lol seriously though no one can be this pathetic right? We're all just playing along here... right?
Fembots are not real. The women who come here areally nothing but whores who need MORE attention and mentally insane whores who don't want bfs, yet still desire attention. They are all worthless. They love coming here to laugh at us. They don't care for us in the slightest. They don't even want us to be alive, and they hate themselves for stooping so low as to come to us for attention. We must fight them, because they will never relent against us. They are inherently evil and they deserve painful deaths. I'll kill them all. Every last one of them.
>>26246999
>mentally insane whores who don't want bfs
Some of them actually want bfs, but they just destroy them with their insanity when they have one
>tfw unable to give all fembots a lethal dose of morphine
>>26246999
What are the requirements for being a fembot/robot?
I have debilitating diagnosed autism so I'm more of a robot than almost any male on here, only poster on here I've read that's more autistic than me was that guy whos dad walked went missing for several days and he didnt know what to do
>whites
>robots
pick one and only one
White robot here. 24 year old kv.
>>26246971
>white
>god tier
pick two
moar people being white
Why aren't you driving trucks like a real man, /r9k/?
>no education required
>close to $50k starting
>less and less people are doing it so the pay will only increase
>plenty of opportunities to only drive within your state/district
>spend all your time alone
>no need to dress up or kiss anyone's ass or sit in a boring office
It's a perfect robot job.
>>26246958
The licence is expensive and it requires physical strenght to unload trucks.
My father was a trucker and I used to accompany him.
>>26246958
Hey I support this :)
>plenty of runaways you can pi k up in truck stops:p
>you can do wathever you want with the :)
>even dith them in the middle of nowhere when you are done :)
>you are always changing states so nobody will be able to find you ;p
I would totally be a trucker if I needed to work to live :)
>driving truck
>get horny for a wank
>pull out oculus headset
>wank in VR and drive at the same time
i don't see any downsides to this.
Why isn't this board deleted?
Stop being ashamed of your virginity.
>>26246789
Because you want it to be :^)
then where would all the original content go? where would our outcasts go? where would depressed psychotic fat cunny tripwhores go?
good luck deleting r9k, that's like "deleting" the united states constitution or deleting Google.
good old social anxiety thread
how has your day/night been
>get up at 4pm after sleeping 15 hours
>have inexplicable migraine all day
>feel exhausted after a few hours of being awake
>university looming over my head
I wonder if i should see a doctor. Will probably repeat this for 3 more weeks and then come to realise (for the 2nd time) that uni makes me want to commit sudoku
>go up to the counter to order at mcdonalds with my dad
>guy is extremely hansom and I start stuttering and shaking
>Tfw have to psych myself up to go shopping
Would you date a perfect 10/10 qt if she smelled like farts all the time?
Like when you're with her she just smells like farts. Then if you take off her pants it greatly intensifies and smells like a dead body.
>Would you date
Yes.
>>26246722
>Would you date a perfect 10/10 qt if she smelled like farts all the time?
> Like when you're with her she just smells like farts. Then if you take off her pants it greatly intensifies and smells like a dead body.
yes
I let my dog sleep in my bed and she smells of farts so yes
Why did you become a neet?
It just kind of happened when I gave up on life
it sounded pretty neat
>>26246654
I'm not a neet. I just come here to read their posts and get a look at their mindset. They're fascinating.
I was on the bus today and there was a smelly dude playing games on some sorta handheld with the sound on, while taking up two seats (the bus was full)
please don't tell me robots are like this
>>26246419
most robot wash themselves, some don't. It's like when you say that most normie have a GF, but some don't. Nothing more, nothing less.
I think that most robots don't like to attract attention to themselves in public, so gaming while in a public space is probably a big no. May have been a /v/tard
>>26246419
However no robot would play games out loud in a public palce tho. We don't like to be at the center of the attention
Ok /b/, someone on my facebook shared of a gender equality survey they created asking for more responses.
>pic is the person who created the survey.
>Screenshot the shit you put
https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/9DGJSXG
She a cutie show her this thread so I can fly her to America to get this dick
>>26246375
Do I have to answer all of the questions?
>>26246685
No, you don't have to fill out all the boxes
I just gave my normie roommate 50mg of white powder to snort.
He thought it was cocaine. It wasn't cocaine.
He'll be in for a suprise in like 30 minutes.
>>26246293
Was it wiz fizz?
>>26246336
Nope senpai. Something much more fun and terrifying.
>>26246401
Was it DMT?
Who /lifeisshitbecauseofhisfamily/here?
I'm in my twenties and I still live with them, and I started to feel that the reason behind me being a socially introverted faggot is because my family used to not allow me to go out or enjoy life in my teenage years.
I didn't have many interactions with people outside my shitty family my whole life, that's why I can't keep a job or even get a girlfriend.
Even now I wake up everyday to the sound of my mom and dad fighting and arguing and beating up each other.
I'm so lonely and inexperienced with life...
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>tfw family is awesome and still loves me despite being a lazy fuck up with absolutely no motivation
I wish I had someone to blame other than myself, I don't deserve them
>>26246236
If I had a better family I would've been a much better person. You're lucky anon.
>>26246200
i don't have the feels personally bro but i can understand. try work and get some money and leave them and go travelling or something.
Tell me about the times somebody detected your powerlevel. I'll start.
>sit in school
>it was an IT School for people being in training for becoming IT
>sit next to only girl (cute nerdy 6,5/10)
>my phone wasn't charged that day, so for some reason I can't recall I brought my tablet.
>day proceeds normally, sometime around noon somebody's alarm goes off.
>whole class tries to figure out whos it is, didnt really assume it was my tablet.
>finally i realized it was
>laugh it off, get tablet out to shut off alarm
>unlock screen
>first thing to pop up is some random anime girl getting jizzed on by multiple pics
>girl that sat next to me pretended not to notice, i saw her looking away though.
So yeah, I'll type out a few more.
>>26246169
can you post said picture pls?
>>26246196
Fuck man I was fapping to random doujinshis on nhentai so sorry
>tablet
>without a doubt a smartphone since you took a tablet with you as substitute
>can't even properly shut off alarm
>is in IT
The only powerlevel you revealed was the level of your retardation, kiddo. Please end yourself, you're a blight.
LET ME SLEEP
I JUST WANT TO FUCKING SLEEP
>>26246141
that man really doesnt like shutterstock huh :)
hehe
>>26246141
Turn off the computer after 6pm
Take magnesium citrate
get some fucking exercise
it's literally impossible not to sleep after doing 2 hours of cardio
What are you allergic to? I'm allergic to cats.
>>26245957
I have zero allergies. I am a superior stock
>>26245957
hey me too, and I have a cat and the itching and hives sucks.
>>26245991
I bet your ugly as fuck though