I'm polluting a normie party playlist on Spotify with death metal, grindcore, elevator music and Islamic prayer calls. Give me some weird music (that I can find on Spotify).
Sheikh to the Future
F/A/V
Shpongle
Death Grips
Try some of them OP. I like all these but I know they sound like shit played on speakers into a party.
Also look for lolishit/goreshit I can't give you specific artists.
Also appreciated: songs with deceptive songtitles, e.g. Grave - In Love
>>26248795
you need Isis' theme song ofcourse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
>tfw dad is raping my sister in the bathroom right now
VERY fast father with dick rushing at incredible hihg speed
>>26248784
>tfw small chance this isn't bait
Go save your imuoto
I'm about to start raping the person spamming these threads
Guys i feel really lonely. Any robots want to talk to me?
we're here for you f_a_mkek no just end your miserable life
>>26248609
only if you're not a roastie
>>26248620
o-ok
>>26248621
i'm not i'm a robot like you guys
>think I have a chance with a female
>she tells me about her sexual experiences
Am I getting cucked?
>>26248358
>she tells him about her sexual experiences
>he thinks he has a chance
it's a shit test
>>26248358
Don't you realize that people in relationships share their history and experience with each other?
Who /certified big guy/ here?
Manlets need not apply.
my shoe size is 13 too, but my dick is only 6''
Lol at the little bitch boy posting his size 12s.
Get on my size 17 level.
>>26248333
Size 14 big boi here
I want to kill myself, but I care about my family too much to go through with it. Try to convince me to end it or convince me to live.
You won't have to put up with the guilt or shame once you're dead because nothing will matter then.
>>26248415
>>26248322
Shut the fuck up, you full well know that they will have to go through with it before you kick the bucket.
>>26248322
Why would you want to end your own life?
It finally happens.
You met the perfect cutie, she (says she) loves you and is a virgin.
She wants to marry you and give you all the sex and all the love.
But
She doesn't want to sign a prenup because "it's an insult!"
What do you dooooO!!!????
rawdog no condor
Tell her that I don't even want to get married in the first place and that I'd rather we do something like brand each other.
>marry
mozambique drill with silver bullets
talk salt shaker out from pocket and circle myself quickly with it
chant the lords prayer ten times
anoint her mouth and genitals with an equal mix of wood ash and salt
douse her with gasoline and set her alight
fly to mexico
Last night my boyfriend and I where talking about bills. One of them was my car insurance which it turns out was unusually high. The thing is Ive been paying my dad to be on his plan since I was a teenager. Its never been a problem between us and he always told me it was cheaper to remain on his plan than to get my own. Today I went over to his house to look at the bill myself because I needed the policy numbers and I found out he has been stealing from me to the total of 200 every 6 months for about 5 years.
I talked to him about it and he claims I'm wrong even though...
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>>26248161
>my boyfriend
Fuck off nigger
>>26248161
Fuck off ya slag
>>26248202
im a faggot at least get it right
Pics that trigger your feels
>You'll never go out for a morning walk with your qt gf
>>26248025
>ywn give her a lethal dose of morphine
>Your parents will never throw you the anime themed birthday party of your dreams
sounds stupid. id rather take a walk by myself so i can just focus on nature
>children born in 2005 are now going through puberty and fucking
>tfw when people your own age have kids who are fucking and your a virgin
>>26248001
nigger they're 10-11.
inb4
>B-but kids that age are fucking!
Dont believe everything you hear in the playground timmy.
>people born in 2000 are having their "sweet 16" this year and having sex regularly like it's nothing
>niggers literally believe this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUEN1ZuDSMg
I thought it was all trollery and irony but I actually met a black guy who believed in all this shit
It was eye opening and I couldn't hold my laughter back
Thanks anon, I forgot to praise Yakub today.
>>26247903
ayy lmao nigga
>6'3, 4in penis
or
>5'6, 7.5in penis
(proportionate girth)
which would you pick?
Later. I've seen plenty of manlets get laid while I've observed normie culture.
Only fat chick and shallow stacy whores care about height.
>>26247892
Lel. i'm 6'4" with 7in. Take that.
>5'6, 7.5in penis
thats already me irl
I remember when I was a kid if I'd get in trouble, or even just questioned at school for something I did or didn't do - I would feel that lump in my throat and do my best to avoid crying... But it would just happen.
In my head I'd be saying "This isn't something to cry over", but my body would do its own thing.
Even now, as a 24 year old man - I know that if I'm questioned about something I did or didn't do. Or if someone speaks to me sternly, or says mean things to me, that lump will build up in my throat.
I think...
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Congratulations, you are emotionally fragile
>>26247524
meditate dude, just sit don't try to do anything and enjoy the nothing they you're experiencing, after some time something will probably come up just dont let it scare you.
I haven't cried in 10+ years.
I'm 30.
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
I think I need help /r9k/
So, I met this girl on a chat site like omegle today. We had a great conversation, and started chatting on kik. The thing is, that the girl doesn't have a profile picture on kik, which probably means she is ugly as a sin. I like talking to her, but if she is ugly as hell I don't think the mental connection will be enough to overcome the physical repulsion.
So, what should I do? Ask for a pic? If so, what after that? Do I just ignore her or tell her I find her ugly? Either way, I'll probably crush her since I feel like she...
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and they say women cant be robots
Ask for a pic. If she refuses, assume she is ugly and drop her. If she sends you one and you find her uggo, drop her as well.
>>26247535
b-but SOMEBODY ELSE (who isn't me but really does exist) would completely go for that sort of thing, I know because I read it here on r9k
Why do americans keep shitting themselves in public? Is it due to their diet?
>>26247453
It's usually older women. I know two women who constantly shit their pants and its because they had their uterus removed back in the stone age of modern gynecology. Without the uterus things go wrong apparently.
>>26247453
Never trust a fart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aImwaKbvjqQ
>>26247453
>Is it due to their diet?
yes