Was obese a few years back, managed to lose most of it but now my body still looks like shit because I have no muscle. How sad.
There's no such thing as skinnyfat.
You're just fat.
>>26254059
you're retarded desu
do something about roastie
>tfw all you want from life is a 6/10 average gf who cares for you
why is this so hard to achieve?
>>26253917
Because I hate myself too much, how could anyone love me?
>>26253984
Become an hero and see what happens
cause, you posting about it on /r9k/ isn'tit obvious?
Does anyone else tie the end of their foreskin together with string or food bag ties when masturbating and watch your foreskin gradually swell up over a few days with days worth of jizz?
is it only me that has this habit or are there others out there?
How do you piss
>>26254820
straw anon
>>26254854
Wont the straw let the cum out?
>Hey, anon...
>Gimme a kiss!
Well?
No thanks. She looks crazy.
fuck off
>tfw no qt blonde gf
>>26253839
Go back to /b/ slut
Hey /r9k/.
Ask a robot that lives on 100 hectares of land out in the forest anything! Im pretty bored right now since its winter and all i do is chopping wood and surfing the interwebs all day.
>Pic related
what my house kinda looks like
How did you find it? I'm looking for such land myself.
>>26253837
Can I come live with you and chop wood?
What kind of gains does chopping a ton of wood get you?
Holy shit it is good but I have discovered something terrifying I cannot stop watching it at all, its so addictive and immersive that I just cant stop looking at it, I think Im suffering an otaku symdrome since I never leave my house and now I starting to go insane because Im starting to hate existence my anime shows I look at the outside world as disgusting and horrible and cling on my anime and Im happy this way.
Before I watched anime I knew there was a psychological danger to watching it and it scared me honestly, I had friends who were anime watchers and they ended...
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>>26253788
There is no escape, Anon. Soon you will come to the awful realisation that the neckbeards you hate feel the same things you feel, and then you'll have to deal with the reality that all that stands between you and them is a 4000 calorie a day diet!
>Captcha: Select pies
Thank you, aligning Universe.
>>26253788
I don't hate anime, but I hate cosplayers, people that won't shut up about anime and anyone who tries to dress/act like their favourite character.
>>26253788
>hate weebs and anime
>watch kill la kill
>still hate weebs and anime
Anyone else hate their parents for giving birth to them?
Ugly people, poor people and dumb people should be legally barred from having children.
You should prove your worth and value to society before you are allowed to conceive children.
IQ tests should be mandatory.
You must be gainfully employed and have a stable income.
NO Manlets.
> not poor
> smart
> not ugly
> not manlet
My parents and I have all that, yet I still hate my life.
Sometimes they ask me to do stupid shit. But having parents seems like an ok deal.
>>26253800
Which one is you?Please say the loli
>still living with prostitute ex-gf
>semester coming to a close soon
>no more need to be dependent on her for housing etc soon
>no more need to interact with her for a while soon
>surprise, she bought me a brand new car with her whore money just because
She's going to try to drag this on isn't she?
>>26253746
name of pornstar?
I hope your shitty bragging thread goes to page 10 with no bumps
Eat shit OP
>>26253827
OP's gf
What would you do to watch this two chicks sex-tape?
I would literally bludgeon a small child to death in front of her parents just to watch a shitty 900 kb .gif of it.
>>26253634
Absolutely nothing. Not interested in specific people. Doesn't matter if they are celebrities or not.
>>26253634
You sound like a psychopath, OP. Might wanna get that checked out.
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>>26253634
who are they and what have they done to be relevant in this world?
What makes you think you deserve a girlfriend?
that image is really stupid because some of the biggest misogynists in the world have women begging for their dicks
No gf, no worries.
>>26253586
All you need is confidence brah.
>tfw live in student house
>tfw shared toilet right outside my room, pretty nice
>have to go for a poop
>suddenly housemates start gathering outside the toilet
>they're just talking in the hallway
>chinese delievery at the door
>they don't know who it's for
>they yell around the house trying to figure out whose...
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>Waaaah I love wth grills gibs attention
Fuck off roastie
>shitting while other people are home
U learned your lesson
>>26253388
Fucking fuck them all. Impregnate them and they will be forced to stay with you and the harem.
Fockin do it faggidy faggot, this is your chance to become my hero!!
Hello /r9k/ today I am here to remind you that 3D women are obsolete and 2D is superior in every way.
3D will cheat, lie, fool and make you feel sad. They drain your money and will cuck you with chad.
2D are caring, loving, pure, sinless and loyal. They won't ever leave your side and will always be there for you.
When will you grow out of the 3D Jew and embrace the waifu age, /r9k/?
>>26253309
Except I cant stick my pole in 2D and if she was 3D shed fuck chad too.
>>26253309
Who is you are a waifu /r9k/?
Are you loyal?
>>26253403
This
>>26253309
You have a lot to learn pleb.
>pic related
Bagels are Mormon dohnuts
Pomegranates are girl corn
Flatbread is naked pizza
>>26253294
Bagels are Jewish anon
Would you prefer a petite woman or a tall woman?
Tall and thin.
>>26253231
Either.
So long as she has a cute penis.
>>26253300
That's gross man, would you suck her cock too?
>make generic woman account on okcupid
>leave it alone for 7 days
>check back
>get this
"fembots" are a fucking lie
No shit dude.
That doesn't even phase me anymore, I look at it in the reverse. If girls getting that much fucking attention reply to me, I must be doing something right.
>>26252948
Im just an andro transexual and I pull this.
Post some of the messages you've recived.