I FOUND A FEMALE EGGMAN
HE CAN FINALLY MATE AND BE HAPPY
>>26263361
The female Eggman can get laid 10x easier than Eggman.
>>26263393
She'd get it if she were real.
>>26263393
Ye, he'd really have no chance with her.
Honestly, she doesn't even really look like him.
There's an uncanny resemblance in my original pic though.
Post your cringe stories
>actually once believed in "the secret"
>>26263327
How old were you when you believed in this? I read some pages when I was 13 and instantly thought it was bullshit.
>>26263327
I still believe in the secret.
My waifu is just around the corner, I just gotta BELIEVE
not cringe but when I was 13/14 IIRC my mom forced me to watch "The Secret" or else I wasn't allowed to play any video games.
Considering that video games were my life, it was utter, utter hell. I was so fucking frustrated. It was like sexual frustration, but worse since as a kid I never knew anything about anything, and my one source of pleasure was just taken away from me. I think I lasted all of four days before I finally watched this shitty fuckdamn movie just so I could play video games again. I remember a literal nothing from this shitty fucking worthless...
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Am I a chad?
'bout 6'2
>>26263247
If he was my bf I'd make him workout so he'd have a smashing bod
>>26263247
>>>/r9k/
Faggot
>>26263281
You are probably some gross bitch too. Shut the fuck up and go to another board.
Will an OD combination of oxycodone, klonopin, and acetaminophen guarantee death? Will it be painful?
inb4
>for you
>guarantee death?
no it will not
>>26263198
Maybe not if you fall asleep. Chances are that it could still be painful or even fail to kill you. Pills are not a good way out. Guns are definitely the most painless and successful statistically.
>lonely but not alone
>not happy, but not depressed
>introverted, but not anti social
>geeky, but merely casually
>socialise, but never the attention
>makes friends, but never getting too close
>boring, but makes an attempt to not look like one
What kind of people are these?
Androids
Not robots, but not people, either
>>26263144
freaks, not that that's a bad thing
>>26263144
A lot more common than you'd think.
FUCK. WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE DILUTED WITH NIGGER SHIT. NIGGER MUSIC. NIGGER TALK. NIGGER SENSIBILITIES.
I CAN'T GO FIVE SECONDS WITHOUT BEING BOMBARDED BY NIGGER SHIT.
I share the frustration.
It goes beyond niggers though and extends to all immature people.
>that yuru yuri episode where the girls looked like old men
Fuck the fanbase for encouraging that
Also, Star Wars 1313, fuck that gangster shit I want Kotor 3
To Fucking bad. Get out of the city
It's at the point where now you're literally considered racist if you don't take hip-hop into consideration as good music.
Inb4 /mu/ bursts through the door and forces us to listen to... whatever black guy is the visionary of the month.
I personally like some of it but that's not the point.
>used to have strong opinions on government
>the more I learned, the less interested I became
>realized I just hate gubberment in general, while also understanding libertarianism and anarchism are unrealistic fantasies
>disagree with almost every right winger and left winger
>eventually stopped caring and having opinions
I still vote, but I only adopt political views the moment before election so I can pick...
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>>26262352
HOLY FUCK ANON I AM 100% THE SAME
I used to be super into politics, watch the news, read about politics every day etc.
Eventualy I realized that it's all pointless and being "interested in politics" is fucking retarded
Haven't read any political news or watched tv for 4 years now I think, it was the best decision in my life.
>>26262352
politics is a game. left and right are one
true societal change begins in the individual
Yep I'm exactly the same. I think it's better to be like this.
I was so fucking depressed when I browsed /pol/ every day, getting mad at everything.
>tfw i want trump vs sanders
>tfw what we'll actually get is cruz vs hillary
JUST
The establishment always wins if you play by their rules. If you want to beat the establishment you need to break the rules.
And yeah, that debate, Bernie didn't even try. He clearly doesn't want the job and just focused all his energy on wall street and campaign financing.
Bernie talks a lot about revolution but we need to actually start seizing the means of production, start destroying the media empires and their infrastructure and yes, burning down wall street.
>>26261968
The revolution will not be tweeted.
It's going to be Rubio vs. Hillary.
having a gf is like watching a harem anime. Except best girl is constantly winning and its real life.
>like watching a harem anime
So it's shit, through and through.
Its kind of hellish. When shes not with me I get paranoid and think shes cheating I'm too insecure for this shit. Its all in my head though and when I'm with her I do feel happy.
>>26261795
Same feeling desu senpai
>you think she likes you because she is the first girl to talk to you in a long time
>seems like she is kind of taking an interest in you
>laughs at your jokes
>smiles around you
but
>she has a bunch of male friends
Is there no worse feeling?
You feel like you're special but at the end of the day she probably acts the exact same way with all of her male friends.
Even though I know this...
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>>26261660
but i just explained this already in another thread. i
>>26261660
she's probably fucking a significant portion of them.
THIS IS NOT A BAD THING
No drama if there's an understanding. and you might make some guy friends instead of being a loner who just orbits girls.
sure, i've been brainwashed, but my brain feels so goddamned clean.
plus, orgies are fun.
>>26261660
congrats your a beta orbiter
I'd recommend cutting off all contact since she's probably an STD ridden whore
>be autistic
>want a gf
>absolutely hate it when people touch me
>>26261655
Get a cute quadruple amputee gf.
Stop wanting a girlfriend and all your problems will be solved.
>>26261655
>have mystery disease
>get nervous twitches/burning sensation
mfw
>any time I mention I'm 6 ft 2 to a woman they comment on how it's the perfect height
>plenty of women told me they'd fuck me just because of my height
>mfw every time they tell me any of this shit I lose all attraction for them because they're shallow cunts who think it's completely fine to be this irrational about it
>they won't even look at manlets as human beings
I want off this ride.
>>26261463
>be a 5'11 redhead
>omg i love ur hair :))))
>it's like the best hair color
>can i touch it?
the fact that people like people for physical reasons is not shallow, it's the most primal part of sexuality
what are with all the bait threads rn?
>>26261463
>>26261504
ya m8, just enjoy the hand you're dealt if you are dealt a good hand.
Anyone here do metal detecting? It's probably one of the most enjoyable hobbies for a robot since you can have fun doing it all by yourself and every time you get a beep in like Christmas.
>>26261368
>every time you get a beep in like Christmas.
must have had some shit xmases
sounds pretty cool man, how much does it cost to start getting into it
My parents bought a $4000 metal detector and go together deep into the woods for hours and hours, sometimes an entire day looking for metal. They never find any, what a waste of money.
What are my chances of playing basketball overseas and making some money if i start practicing and working out everyday.
Problem is im 26 and havent played for a year.
Bonus is im over 6ft tall
practice moar faggot
>>26261277
how tall exactly
have you played in college
what kind of shape are you in (vertical leap etc)
>>26261335
Im 6'2"
Never played in HS or college. Just pick up ball but i stopped playing a year ago so im really rusty and probably have to start from square 1.
I work out constantly to keep myself lean but i have below average hops
Is Jeb Bush a robot?
>"Please clap"
>beta = robot
>>26261165
He's a failed Chad.
its such bullshit the hivemind of normies is like
"george jr bad therefore jeb bad"